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m0l0t0v
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PostPosted: 21:59 - 15 Feb 2007    Post subject: Fanny Farting Reply with quote
It's what my girlfriend now calls it.

Anyways, yesterday morning we were having sex and we were using Durex Tingle lube (great stuff BTW Thumbs Up) for the first time. While we were in a position with her lying down and her legs over my shoulders I was pulling out and then going in as deep as possible. She was really enjoying it so I kept going. Until we both hear a farting sound. Coming from her pink bit. Shocked We both wondered WTF and then it happened again. It felt extremely funny on my nob, not very nice. Then I pulled out and it happened again.

We thought it might have been the lube or at the fact that I was pulling out and then going in quick, pushing air in.

Anyone had an experience with this? Anyone know the cause of this?
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PostPosted: 22:26 - 15 Feb 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote
Do ANY of you kids actually talk to your mates or do you just sit in a darkened room playing bloody computer games all soddin' day - Jesus Rolling Eyes
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PostPosted: 22:35 - 15 Feb 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote
hahahahah..... is there anyway i can rate the thread as a whole as funny?!? ? Laughing
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PostPosted: 22:39 - 15 Feb 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote
fenton wrote:
hahahahah..... is there anyway i can rate the thread as a whole as funny?!? ? Laughing


Yes, dipshit, rate the posts as 'funny'. Not rocket science is it?

And fanny farting is amusing, get used to it.
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PostPosted: 22:39 - 15 Feb 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote
Laughing i'm speachless, what a question? Laughing
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PostPosted: 22:40 - 15 Feb 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote
I'm speechless too, a thread on fanny farting gets more replies than mine asking for genuine help.

Ah well. Rolling Eyes Laughing
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PostPosted: 22:51 - 15 Feb 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote
Be thankful you weren't doing her up the garry! Wink
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PostPosted: 23:00 - 15 Feb 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote
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Be thankful you weren't doing her up the garry! Wink


use peanuts as an anal lubricant.... comes out a treat.. Laughing

...can you still get treats? I havnt seen them for years?!
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PostPosted: 23:00 - 15 Feb 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote
i dnt want to use all my karma giving on posts... should be a rate thread button....
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PostPosted: 23:11 - 15 Feb 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote
Hilarious when they learn to do it at will Laughing
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PostPosted: 23:23 - 15 Feb 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote
Steve H wrote:
Do ANY of you kids actually talk to your mates or do you just sit in a darkened room playing bloody computer games all soddin' day - Jesus Rolling Eyes


It would seem that way...

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PostPosted: 00:41 - 16 Feb 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote
Steve H wrote:
Do ANY of you kids actually talk to your mates or do you just sit in a darkened room playing bloody computer games all soddin' day - Jesus Rolling Eyes


Last time I spent all my time at the computer being on the internet or playing computer games was over 2 weeks ago.

And I did talk to my friends and this has never happened to any of them.

Joe wrote:


And fanny farting is amusing, get used to it.


We laughed about it. Just never heard of it and was slightly weird.

vee wrote:
Hilarious when they learn to do it at will Laughing


Might be funny but I wouldn't want my girlfriend do that at will when we're in the mood.
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PostPosted: 01:07 - 16 Feb 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote
A girl I knew could do it at will, used to embarass him in the supermarket queue by letting a loud one go, turning up her nose in disgust at him and walking off holding her nose. Until one day he saw she was getting ready, stomach muscles pumping, as she stood in front of him. He quietly moved away, she let it rip and turned around to find a complete stranger behind her looking at her funny. She stopped doing it after that!!! Smile
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PostPosted: 01:37 - 16 Feb 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote
So, you're having sex... well done. Smile

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PostPosted: 01:49 - 16 Feb 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote
Zimbo wrote:
He quietly moved away, she let it rip and turned around to find a complete stranger behind her looking at her funny.


Looking at her what?

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PostPosted: 01:51 - 16 Feb 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote
Zimbo wrote:
A girl I knew could do it at will, used to embarass him in the supermarket queue by letting a loud one go, turning up her nose in disgust at him and walking off holding her nose. Until one day he saw she was getting ready, stomach muscles pumping, as she stood in front of him. He quietly moved away, she let it rip and turned around to find a complete stranger behind her looking at her funny. She stopped doing it after that!!! Smile


Hmmm...I heard that from ZRX61 on Visordown.
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PostPosted: 10:32 - 16 Feb 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote
m0l0t0v wrote:
Last time I spent all my time at the computer being on the internet or playing computer games was over 2 weeks ago.


So, you were asked the question and you actually answered it, AND it was only two weeks ago...

You really shouldn't have answered that.

m0l0t0v wrote:
And I did talk to my friends and this has never happened to any of them.


Then, your friends aren't having sex then, they must be looking up to you in awe...

m0l0t0v wrote:
Might be funny but I wouldn't want my girlfriend do that at will when we're in the mood.


Maybe she won't do it at will, but the action of what you're doing will make it likely to happen at some point. Laughing Laughing
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PostPosted: 10:59 - 16 Feb 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote
instigator wrote:
Zimbo wrote:
A girl I knew could do it at will, used to embarass him in the supermarket queue by letting a loud one go, turning up her nose in disgust at him and walking off holding her nose. Until one day he saw she was getting ready, stomach muscles pumping, as she stood in front of him. He quietly moved away, she let it rip and turned around to find a complete stranger behind her looking at her funny. She stopped doing it after that!!! Smile


Hmmm...I heard that from ZRX61 on Visordown.


So did I, it's a good story though and worth repeating!
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PostPosted: 11:23 - 16 Feb 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote
Erm, shall I actually give him a serious answer ? ?

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Its perfectly natural mate, caused by air entering the love hole when you pull out and then push back in. Just laugh it off. It happens all the time...........

If you have a big nob like me Laughing
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PostPosted: 11:59 - 16 Feb 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote
I can fart out of my nob.
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PostPosted: 12:30 - 16 Feb 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote
lol @ Steve H, legend.
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PostPosted: 00:18 - 17 Feb 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote
Joe wrote:
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fenton wrote:
hahahahah..... is there anyway i can rate the thread as a whole as funny?!? ? Laughing

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Yes, dipshit, rate the posts as 'funny'. Not rocket science is it?


Dunno, can you show me the ''rate thread'' option? NOT RATE POST option.Thanks.
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PostPosted: 02:01 - 17 Feb 2007    Post subject: Re: Fanny Farting Reply with quote
m0l0t0v wrote:
Anyone had an experience with this? Anyone know the cause of this?


Yep its air ,change or moderate position it stops !

Its normally caused by a small member entering a large opening which allows air to enter !
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PostPosted: 02:24 - 17 Feb 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote
If that's the first one you've ever heard then you don't f*ck hard/long enough.
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PostPosted: 09:55 - 17 Feb 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote
When i had one happen i started laughing and i made and agruement of how i was laughing at her Rolling Eyes

Ive tried the Durex lube where its hot when you blow on it, was good Thumbs Up think i might get the tingle one aswell
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