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freestyler_onli · World Chat Champion Joined: 08 Nov 2004 Karma :

I put this sealant in my tyres, but knob-head here let the battery run down and now it wont start.

I tried bump starting it in 1st and 2nd but to no avail.......... Sad

Any other tips....... Shocked

..... · Quote Me Happy Joined: 15 Jan 2005 Karma :

Charge the battery.

freestyler_onli · World Chat Champion Joined: 08 Nov 2004 Karma :

LOL.

I gathered that - i just couldnt be bothered.

I forgot to mention the needle on the speedo is stuck at 16 so i hope it wont start that high! Confused

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freestyler_onli · World Chat Champion Joined: 08 Nov 2004 Karma :

More like i fucked it on the second day! Laughing

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freestyler_onli · World Chat Champion Joined: 08 Nov 2004 Karma :

Well lets hope the voices are right
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cokker · Spanner Monkey Joined: 22 Mar 2006 Karma :

I doubt that would bump start, half the engine is run by electrics (carbs etc) and if the battery's dead those parts are not going to do their job.

It's not like bump starting an old CB750 Razz

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freestyler_onli · World Chat Champion Joined: 08 Nov 2004 Karma :

Meh.

Hopefully ill be able to sort it out tomorrow night. Cool

Bendy · Mrs Sensible Joined: 10 Jun 2002 Karma :

Jump start it.

Or just charge the battery you lazy twat.

Sparks! · Sir Tart-a-lot Joined: 30 Aug 2003 Karma :

What's putting sealant in your tyres got to do with the battery running flat?
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G · The Voice of Reason Joined: 02 Feb 2002 Karma :

And why does your speedo have a '16' for the needle to point to Razz

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Ariel Badger · Super Spammer Joined: 02 Dec 2006 Karma :

Tyre sealant will to be the cause of the problem, I have done it myself. You need to make sure that you have the right sort, 6volt or 12 volt, + or - earth. Get it wrong and you are bolloxed, flat battery and your clocks fucked at least, worst case your power band will stretch and fall off.
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brooky · Brolly Dolly Joined: 27 Jan 2006 Karma :

LMAO

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freestyler_onli · World Chat Champion Joined: 08 Nov 2004 Karma :

Yeah thats what i planned to do.

For all the cockfags out there - i put the ignition on to turn the movement sensor off the alarm - but i didnt turn the ignition off again.

My own fault i know.......... Cool

Keir · World Chat Champion Joined: 11 Apr 2006 Karma :

just jump it off a car or another bike.
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freestyler_onli · World Chat Champion Joined: 08 Nov 2004 Karma :

You're right- the headlights were on (automatically).

I plan to chrage it tomorrow when the weathers a bit better.

FYI i used 'Ultraseal' - i first saw it as a 'hands on Demo' at the BMF show. I stuck a screw driver as hard as i could into a fully inflated tyre and within a nanosecond of me pulling it out- the tyre had sealed.

As i did it myself - i can verify that it works.

https://www.ultraseal.biz/home1.htm

***And when i said SPEEDO i meant TACHO

Finglonga · World Chat Champion Joined: 27 Jul 2004 Karma :

Hmmmmmm Taco.....

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freestyler_onli · World Chat Champion Joined: 08 Nov 2004 Karma :

Ha!

I never had a Taco. Confused

Oh well, i'm charging it now - lets pray it works. Shocked