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stinkwheel
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PostPosted: 22:05 - 05 May 2007    Post subject: Served cold? Reply with quote

Interesting thing happened this evening.

About six years ago I bought myself a CB125 twin for a winter project. It was a non-runner and over the winter i did a full top-end rebuild on it (full, reground the valve seats by hand and everything). Painted the frame up, new tyres, sorted out the electrics. Landed up with a pretty tidy little 125 thinking I'd ride it about for a couple of moths then sell it for a tidy profit in the spring.

Two days after the MOT it got nicked. Turned up four days later in a shit-state, every plastic dmaaged or missing, tank scratched to fuck, lights smashed. Landed up ratting it. A local lad was done for it, got fined £80 of which I saw exactly £4.

Guess whose dog I've got in my kennels having eaten a load of its owners medicine?

Oh dear, out of hours, requiring hospitalisation and on a Bank holiday weekend too. Oh deary me. Wouldn't like to have that bill Twisted Evil.

Don't get me wrong, the dog is getting exactly the same treatment as anybody elses dog would. I do however get the feeling my finger might accidentally slip when I'm pressing buttons on the calculator.
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PostPosted: 22:12 - 05 May 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote

Poor dog, won't it need to be kept 'under observation' for a least a week Twisted Evil

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PostPosted: 22:19 - 05 May 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote

Having spent the best part of a grand on our dobe (heart problem) last bank holiday weekend then I can guess he's gonna be paying out a fair bit. Twisted Evil

Sad part is though he's proberly skint and your gonna end up with another £4. Evil or Very Mad
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PostPosted: 22:20 - 05 May 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote

nothing to torture the dog for IMO.

but yes, slip with the calculator etc. Thumbs Up
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PostPosted: 22:20 - 05 May 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote

Dance! Dance!

Yay for payback.
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PostPosted: 22:40 - 05 May 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote

Very Happy


Whoooops! Was that a multiplication instead of a simple addition there Stinky?

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PostPosted: 22:48 - 05 May 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote

Superb! Thumbs Up
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PostPosted: 23:41 - 05 May 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote

am i the only one wondering if he is even gonna pay it ?
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PostPosted: 23:45 - 05 May 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote

colin1 wrote:
am i the only one wondering if he is even gonna pay it ?


I suspect the dog may need some medication to cure the constipation it is no doubt suffering from its owners medication Twisted Evil .

All the best

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PostPosted: 23:49 - 05 May 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote

lol you evil master mind


but how do you know its him and not someone with the same name?
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PostPosted: 00:03 - 06 May 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote

nick606 wrote:
lol you evil master mind


but how do you know its him and not someone with the same name?


When it is local then it is local.we dont like outsiders here. Laughing
It is not hard to find out even in a city.

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PostPosted: 00:25 - 06 May 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote

Whooops - Payback time Thumbs Up
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stinkwheel
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PostPosted: 02:14 - 06 May 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote

nick606 wrote:
lol you evil master mind


but how do you know its him and not someone with the same name?


Because he was stood in the dock when he was done for stealing my bike.

He may well not pay, but the boss isn't afraid to send in the recovery people to take his TV away if he shows no signs of attempting to do so.
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PostPosted: 04:44 - 06 May 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote

mattsprattuk wrote:

nothing like a bit of animal cruelty to sweeten revenge,


Just so you know If I caught you hurting an animal I would leave you a paraplegic Thumbs Up
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Its pronounced Jixxer!
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PostPosted: 08:09 - 06 May 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote

McGee wrote:
Just so you know If I caught you hurting an animal I would leave you a paraplegic Thumbs Up


Why the hell would you leave a cripple with me? What would I do with it? Strange boy.
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Mister James
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PostPosted: 08:13 - 06 May 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote

Just so you know, if you make another paraplegic here in the UK, who has to be supported at vast expense to the NHS - and thus my taxes - I'll come over there, rip your spine out and use it as a xylophone.

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PostPosted: 10:17 - 06 May 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote

Mister James wrote:
Just so you know, if you make another paraplegic here in the UK, who has to be supported at vast expense to the NHS - and thus my taxes - I'll come over there, rip your spine out and use it as a xylophone.

Wink


Thus creating yet another paraplegic! oh, the irony...
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PostPosted: 10:58 - 06 May 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote

Yeah but in the USA...not our problem then... Laughing
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Mister James
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PostPosted: 11:14 - 06 May 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote

I think we can pretty safely say that McGoo would be dead, if we were all using his spinal column to emulate Patrick Moore.
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PostPosted: 11:14 - 06 May 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote

If you are ever feeling down, think about a paraplegic rolling down a hill.
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PostPosted: 11:17 - 06 May 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote

truslack wrote:
If you are ever feeling down, think about a paraplegic rolling down a hill.


How about when you've crashed your bike and end up in a wheelchair we'll all get together and roll you down a hill whilst pointing and laughing?
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truslack
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PostPosted: 11:22 - 06 May 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote

Ok, I knew someone would take offence, I only said it in jest.

Sorry.

[edit] Oh, and I don't ride a bike (yet) but it sounds good to me. Obviously the wheelchair ride down a hill would be fun...
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PostPosted: 11:40 - 06 May 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote

Your just scared I would kick ass James. Wink
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Mister James
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PostPosted: 11:46 - 06 May 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote

I'm sure you would, dear boy, just not mine! Wink
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