Jehovah's

J0Al1 · World Chat Champion Joined: 25 Nov 2006 Karma :

Permission to laugh, this is actually quite amusing.

I asked a guy out ....

I got an email back saying . . . "Not meaning to be presumptuous, I am an Jehovah's Witness and don't date outside, but a coffee would be great".

Embarassed

phantomtek · Lil Joe Tek Joined: 20 May 2005 Karma :

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jehovas_Witness

Have a quick read of that, will tell you all you need to know.

Unlucky.

Dragonfly · Super Spammer Joined: 05 Sep 2005 Karma :

He kinda put tha dampner on things there didnt he. He may even like you but by sounds of it you will have to convert if you want him. I dont know alot about johovah's but they used to call round doors and say alot of Jesus stuff that would bore me senceless. So your conversation over coffee may be about the Divine one! get your bible out girl. Razz

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J0Al1 · World Chat Champion Joined: 25 Nov 2006 Karma :

OMG - read some of that link. . . I better not tell him too much about myself.

My sister is gay and I've got a child out of wed-lock. SINS!

This is going to be an interesting coffee.

Convert me? MY GOD, he would have to perform miracle on me. I'll let ya know.

Why me man, little me, can't life just be simple.

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J0Al1 · World Chat Champion Joined: 25 Nov 2006 Karma :

He has in fact offered to treat me to lunch (on him) at 12.

What AM I doing.

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J0Al1 · World Chat Champion Joined: 25 Nov 2006 Karma :

I won't show him my tattoo

Laters

Dragonfly · Super Spammer Joined: 05 Sep 2005 Karma :

The thought of this date makes me giggle Laughing

sorry i can just imagine him choking on his muffin! or bringing you home to the parents and them choking on their muffin when you announce you have a kid out of wed lock Razz

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Trixie · World Chat Champion Joined: 27 Jul 2005 Karma :

Hopefully he won't be too strict a JW and you can get what you want! Let us know how the lunch date goes.

I'm soooo sorry, but this picture I couldn't resist....I'm sorry!

https://i95.photobucket.com/albums/l147/S3lee/Doorknocker.jpg
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J0Al1 · World Chat Champion Joined: 25 Nov 2006 Karma :

I have to say, he is one of the nicest people I have met in a long time. Very nice person and I, very much like him. Shamefully in the wrong way Sad

I can fee some frustration coming on.

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It's obvious that you need a tattoed biker bloke who likes the odd drink and knows how to take a girl for a long hard ride, there must be one around here somewhere Shifty

But in all seriousness, just make him crack. Use all your womanly charms. Plus, if he's into the whole no sex before marriage thing he must be nearly bursting by now. You'll be doing him a favour - he might explode otherwise Wink

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Dragonfly · Super Spammer Joined: 05 Sep 2005 Karma :

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So what happens next, how did you leave it Question

...did he give you any encouraging signs Question

, like inviting you to door knock at the weekend. Wink

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I am so sorry for laughing again!
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J0Al1 · World Chat Champion Joined: 25 Nov 2006 Karma :

ha you guys are funny and this could only happen to me.

He was cool, has a good sence of humer. He was born into a JW family. He said that if a JW goes out with a non JW then the chaces of it working are low. I tend to agree.

J0Al1 · World Chat Champion Joined: 25 Nov 2006 Karma :

Oh we left it that we would do lunch again sometime.

-Savage- · World Chat Champion Joined: 10 Jun 2005 Karma :

Well to be fair, I;m a Roman catholic. And i don't believe in premarital sex, I confess all my sins regularly, I believe that communion is actually the body and blood of Christ, I believe I'm going to hell if I don't repent and be absolved of all my sins before I die. I believe homosexuality is a mortal sin, and women shouldn't be allowed to preach. I believe in heaven, where I will sit with Jesus and God and drink tea.

Do I Fcuk!

What I mean by this, is perhaps he is a Jehovah's witness, but a modern one.

He seems like a nice guy, so I say what can you loose by getting to know him better.

You might be lucky.

(I have never actually met a Jehovah's witness before.)
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