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PostPosted: 22:41 - 25 Jun 2009    Post subject: Anal is overrated Reply with quote

Got some ass the other day. Not as good as it's made out to be. (Wasn't my first time, but first in a couple of years)
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PostPosted: 22:42 - 25 Jun 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

Your cock is either tiny or her arse is as wide as a welly top.

/end of discussion.
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PostPosted: 22:43 - 25 Jun 2009    Post subject: Re: Anal is overrated Reply with quote

Svedebo wrote:
Got some ass the other day. Not as good as it's made out to be. (Wasn't my first time, but first in a couple of years)
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What did your boyfriend think though?
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PostPosted: 22:51 - 25 Jun 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

You're aged about 14. You're boring.

Please don't come to the UK we would be forced to hurt you.

That is all.
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PostPosted: 22:53 - 25 Jun 2009    Post subject: Re: Anal is overrated Reply with quote

Svedebo wrote:
Got some ass the other day. Not as good as it's made out to be. (Wasn't my first time, but first in a couple of years)
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You sposed to give it not take it.
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PostPosted: 23:31 - 25 Jun 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

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PostPosted: 23:53 - 25 Jun 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

'Tighter, warmer, and more degrading to women'

Nuff said Laughing
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PostPosted: 00:09 - 26 Jun 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

+1 to Bonny.

A friend of mine asked why I like anal and jizzing over faces/tits etc.
I looked at him with bemusement and asked "But...don't you like degrading women?"
You haven't lived until you've sexually humiliated at least 10 women, and they've let you.
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PostPosted: 00:15 - 26 Jun 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

Muzza wrote:
jizzing over faces/tits etc.


I have postulated the theory of tiered areas of increased ejaculation interest.

Generally (but not exhaustively) the list goes something like this;

1- Jizzing

2- Getting a girl to make you Jizz (wanking off etc)

3- Getting to cum inside a girl, with a condom on.

4- Getting to cum inside a girl, without a condom.

5- Getting her let you cum in her mouth, no swallowing.

6- Swallowing.

7- Cumming on her body generally, through deliberate choice.

8- Getting her to take a shot in the face.

9- Getting her to deliberately wank you off in to her face.

Then what... ?? What level do we go from there? Getting her to gargle? Laughing My point is, at every level you would consider yourself lucky to achieve the next one, and strive for it, and after that you become bored and strive for the one up etc.

Never really understood why, but the same cycle continues with each girl. Always fun when they skip up the list quickly though Wink

But still, weird the obsession with cumshots (which I share). Damn easily imitated porn.
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PostPosted: 00:25 - 26 Jun 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

My girlfriend was always saying "Don't get it in my hair" when I was jizzing on her face, so naturally that became my holy grail, and broke her down until she let me.
Now she's denying anal again after last time hurt too much (hopefully she means hurt her self-esteem).
If she had half a brain she would know to pretend she hated jewellery and massages, but she's a woman, and has stereotypical logic.
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PostPosted: 05:48 - 26 Jun 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

I'm all for cumshots. Anal doesn't inspire me that much though. So many guys are obsessed with it and I bet less than half have even tried it (at least when they're under 20)
Don't know why people get so shitty with me.. Maybe you haven't been laid in a while...
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PostPosted: 06:10 - 26 Jun 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

bonny_ricardo wrote:
Some mucky stuff in numerical order

You missed number 10, pulling out of bum and into the mouth with no washing.
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PostPosted: 06:14 - 26 Jun 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

Svedebo wrote:
I'm all for cumshots. Anal doesn't inspire me that much though. So many guys are obsessed with it and I bet less than half have even tried it (at least when they're under 20)
Don't know why people get so shitty with me.. Maybe you haven't been laid in a while...

I suspect the ones who feel they need to proclaim these alleged incidents are the ones who really need to get laid. Wink
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PostPosted: 06:54 - 26 Jun 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

I personally only do it on request.

Never seen the point when there is a perfectly good vagina just a round the front purpose made for the job.

Ultimately I think it depends on the bird and if she gets herself prepared before the fact.

Nothing like jumping in the shower with gobs of shit behind your knob and wondering what's that smell.

Or throwing a load up her ass and keep on smashing it, only to have chocolate milkshake run out over HER Smile pillow when you pull out.

Never really got it tbh but never really got anything from having a bird stick her finger up my ass whilst she blows me either.

Different strokes I guess.
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PostPosted: 08:00 - 26 Jun 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

bonny_ricardo wrote:
But still, weird the obsession with cumshots (which I share).


I've always wondered what the evolutionary purpose of facials could be. My theory is that it is Nature's birth control. Thumbs Up
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PostPosted: 08:26 - 26 Jun 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

1930 Ariel wrote:

You missed number 10, pulling out of bum and into the mouth with no washing.


I did warn it wasn't exhaustive, but yes, that could be number 10 and 11, jizz in the mouth from a distance and sucked off.

The theory still holds water, perhaps in slightly altered lists.

And for the record, the ex offered ass to mouth, and I declined. Porn stars wash the hell out of their shitters before shooting, she, did not. So the thought of it being pre planned was just grim.

Hammers: No purpose to it. If you think about it, 'nature' doesn't want birth control. Nature wants you to sow oats. Which is probably why we find condoms so unsatisfying, but also accounts for why a lot of weak people struggle with the withdrawl method. When you're about to cum, your impulse is to wedge in deep.

RE: Cumshots, I think the trend started in Japan where they can't show the sex (it has to be blurred out), so to 'prove' they were having sex they would cum on the actresses face/body.

Why we then like it? Well erections and masturbation have always been signs of dominance in the primate world, and it is why we (humans) have massive cocks and no penile bone. Size/erection matters to the human brain. However, it wouldn't suprise me if humans still retained the instinct to go furiously wanking to subjugate lesser individuals Laughing
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PostPosted: 08:39 - 26 Jun 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

I see it as territorial mainly.
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PostPosted: 08:58 - 26 Jun 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

Jon B wrote:
I see it as territorial mainly.


So by that theory to get the hoodies to F**K off away from the bus stop at night i should sit there wanking instead. Laughing
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PostPosted: 09:14 - 26 Jun 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

OssY wrote:

So by that theory to get the hoodies to F**K off away from the bus stop at night i should sit there wanking instead. Laughing


I reckon it would work, yes. Although probably not for the same reasons.

Besides, you'd have to be stood proud and wanking at them with a mad look in your eyes. That would work.
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PostPosted: 09:24 - 26 Jun 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

bonny_ricardo wrote:
OssY wrote:

So by that theory to get the hoodies to F**K off away from the bus stop at night i should sit there wanking instead. Laughing


I reckon it would work, yes. Although probably not for the same reasons.

Besides, you'd have to be stood proud and wanking at them with a mad look in your eyes. That would work.

Definitely, I hate spending money but that would make me hail a cab immediately.
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PostPosted: 10:00 - 26 Jun 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

bonny_ricardo wrote:
1930 Ariel wrote:

You missed number 10, pulling out of bum and into the mouth with no washing.


I did warn it wasn't exhaustive, but yes, that could be number 10 and 11, jizz in the mouth from a distance and sucked off.


11 is clearly pulling out of her best friend/sisters ass and then straight into her mouth without washing...

But for the record i prefer a nice bit of flange to the brown love...
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PostPosted: 11:37 - 26 Jun 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

bonny_ricardo wrote:
Hammers: No purpose to it. If you think about it, 'nature' doesn't want birth control. Nature wants you to sow oats.

True, but Nature is also ingenious and will start exercising population control in one form or another if a species starts to multiply too much. Usually it's in the form of predation, but as humans we're beyond that, so it has to find another way.

It's a well-known fact, for instance, that in crowded cities there are more gay people than in the countryside. More gays, less babies.

Well, I say a well known fact, but really it's a) the best I could come up with to support my theory at short notice, and more importantly, b) the more females that believe my theory, the more likely they are to accept a good facialising when required.

"It's not that I want to cum on your face, dear, I'm just being socially responsible...it's all to do evolution, you see..."
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PostPosted: 12:08 - 26 Jun 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

Muzza wrote:
My girlfriend was always saying "Don't get it in my hair" when I was jizzing on her face, so naturally that became my holy grail, and broke her down until she let me.
Now she's denying anal again after last time hurt too much (hopefully she means hurt her self-esteem).
If she had half a brain she would know to pretend she hated jewellery and massages, but she's a woman, and has stereotypical logic.



Can you hear yourself?
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PostPosted: 12:19 - 26 Jun 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

Monkeypie wrote:
Muzza wrote:
My girlfriend was always saying "Don't get it in my hair" when I was jizzing on her face, so naturally that became my holy grail, and broke her down until she let me.
Now she's denying anal again after last time hurt too much (hopefully she means hurt her self-esteem).
If she had half a brain she would know to pretend she hated jewellery and massages, but she's a woman, and has stereotypical logic.



Can you hear yourself?


Hear myself? Do you not see that I live for the sound of my own voice? Deprived of that I just sit and read my posts over and over, stroking myself, not in a perverse way, but in the way you would stroke a good dog.
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