Dancing

[Ariel Badger]

Have any of you men tried it? Did you find any pleasure in doing so?
I know that for some reason women think moving in time to music is clever and doing so seems to make them happy but has any man honestly gone out and thought "Great, I am going to have fun dancing tonight"?
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[Hetzer]

During the era of trance I thoroughly enjoyed getting out of my face on E and dancing to quality music.

I wouldn't walk for the sh!t they play in clubs these days though.
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[The Shaggy D.A.]

I think that dancing for men should only take place when either (a) you're shitfaced out of your box, and/or (b) you're trying to get laid. And even the latter is dubious.
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[pyx_e]

You just have to get in touch with your "inner child," not give a shit what anyone else thinks and go for it. Awesome.

Of course my wife and kids leave the room and deny all knowledge of me but feck em, turncoats. They soon come back when they want money.
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[hellkat]

mr hellkat likes to dance.
He thinks he's good at it ...

I'm crap at dancing, never was one of them birds who liked to dance around handbags with all the others. So I let him dance with them other birds who like to dance. They think he's wonderful (til he starts doing the splits and all that gymnastic crap )

Then he gets a buzz if I actually do decide to dance with him.
Cos normally I'm just cowering in a corner in embarrassment

I'm more like Hetz: give me a rave tent and a spliff and I'm happy, in a world of me own, dancing.
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[Tarmacsurfer]

There are certain issues with the pastime these days, but I for one enjoyed dancing. At clubs, at gigs, even in the odd ballroom. Was I good? Don't rightly care. All I was concerned about was enjoying myself, and if I was dancing with a partner then if they were content so was I

Nowt wrong with it says I.
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[phantomtek]

I love dancing, getting pilled up then going stomping and glowsticking at hard house raves is one of the only times I'm happy! Otherwise no, if you go to pubs n clubs where pissheads are cheesing it its mostly embarrassing.

[Paivi]

I want to learn belly dancing.
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[neatbik]

Great timing Wally....
My other half has just got back from a 'modern jive' dance class and she is whining that i should go with her next week. I dont think i will take her up on the offer, i would rather be sat at home watching crap on tv to be honest

[_Will_]

Yes, i do like dancing, mostly when on the fermented fruits & veg, but i do enjoy salsa dancing, tis how i met the other half too
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[Flip]

Dancing is evil and wrong unless you're female.

[Vin]

Why dance when there is always a good bar to prop up.

[D O G]

Best nights out of my life involved lots of pills and hours of dancing. Used to really look forward to doing it too, knowing you were going to get messy and bounce arounnd the place.

I used to really get into it, find a spacious corner and bust some moves whilst chewing my face off. Did enjoy the old glowstick every once in while too.

Happy days.

[D O G]

[Miss LukeVFR]

Apparently, people who are good at dancing are good in the bedroom as well

Oh dear I have just had the worst image in my head.... Mum... Mr Hellkat is NOT a good dancer... he is crap... And I would not like you to comment further on that please.........
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[Ariel Badger]

[Endless Nameless]

Can't dance for toffee. Can't see the point in getting off my head be crap at dancing and make a tit out of myself either.
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[Shaun]

Right now I can't dance.

Give me 5 paints and I'm so good everyone else stops dancing so they can watch me, I'm that damn good.

[hellkat]

[Flip]

[Skudd]

From the age of 7-12 yrs I attended the Winburn School of Dance. Only did modern and tap. but it did make me really confident in the presence of females, i also got the chance to ogle ladies in all states of dress and undress.
Then when the New Romantic era came along I was just right for the dance floor and all those nice ladies. Also if you kept a girl on the dance floor you didn't have to buy as many drinks, you could cop a feel more often and so get them just right for fun on the way home.
now i just watch from the side lines as I'm now at the age when all men should no longer go near the dance floor unless their daughters need a dance partner and no one will dance with them.
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[Fisty]

I dance like a burning squid. So Im told. I get no pleasure whatsoever from it.
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[trevoriv]

The missus does pole dancing
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[Robby]

I agree with shaggy's comments, with on exclusion. Dancing is acceptable as a method to get the pills working, and keep them working.

Can also be a legitimate excuse to hurt people in a darkened room.

All I need now is a legitimate excuse to keep leaving dead hookers in dumpsters, and my evening activities are sorted.

[Lone-Wolf]