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wizzzard
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PostPosted: 14:21 - 21 Oct 2008    Post subject: If you had 24 hrs left to live Reply with quote

If you had been given just 24 hrs left to live how would you spend your time?

A marathon sex sesion with the wife would kill five or ten minutes. Laughing
My kids would have the pleasure of my undivided attention all day, got to leave them thinking i was lovely rather than the bossy one who tells them off.
The last hour would be mine though just to ride off into the moors doing what i enjoy more than anything else.

So no bungee jumping or score settling for me just a day where i enjoyed my nearest and dearest.
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PostPosted: 14:23 - 21 Oct 2008    Post subject: Reply with quote

Murder/suicide. I'm going out in flames. Twisted Evil Mr. Green
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PostPosted: 14:24 - 21 Oct 2008    Post subject: Reply with quote

Machine gun and grenade attack on Parliament.

Just kidding of course.
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PostPosted: 14:27 - 21 Oct 2008    Post subject: Reply with quote

Joe wrote:
Machine gun and grenade attack on Parliament.

Just kidding of course.


I'm just gutted i ran out of karma that needs a giant helping of it Thumbs Up
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PostPosted: 14:27 - 21 Oct 2008    Post subject: Reply with quote

See how many speed cameras I could take out in 10 hours, and then how many ATMs I could empty in 10 hours, and how much money I could post through people's letterboxes in 4 hours.
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PostPosted: 14:27 - 21 Oct 2008    Post subject: Reply with quote

Arrow Get really really really stoned.
Arrow Go laxative shopping so that I could shit on a few peoples doorsteps.
Arrow Try filtering on the wrong side of a motorway in rush hour
Arrow Get more stoned.
Arrow Anything else which seems a good idea at the time.


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PostPosted: 14:32 - 21 Oct 2008    Post subject: Reply with quote

The Shaggy D.A. wrote:
See how many speed cameras I could take out in 10 hours, and then how many ATMs I could empty in 10 hours, and how much money I could post through people's letterboxes in 4 hours.


A modern day robin hood in the making Very Happy
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PostPosted: 14:42 - 21 Oct 2008    Post subject: Reply with quote

Hmmm. 24 hours Thinking


I believe in paying my debts here and now, so no one around at the moment that I need to "sort out", seems a bit wimpish to me to only do it when you feel there's no comeback.

I think I'd spend the time travelling around the UK, see the few close friends I have and say hi (not an "oh god I'm dying", just a "Hi, I was passing and wanted to say hello"). Then finally, drop in on someone of my acquaintance that I'd like to say a few things to and let her know the score. After that? A quiet ride down to the engne pools to sit and wait for the reaper.

Hmmm. I guess I'm a wimp as well, reading that back to myself.
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PostPosted: 14:43 - 21 Oct 2008    Post subject: Reply with quote

Arrow Shag for a while
Arrow Get stoned
Arrow Set off every speed camera i can find
Arrow Rob a truck/tank/bus.....and drive through everything that gets in my way, whilst smoking weed.
Arrow Go party, and get stoned
Arrow Ride like an absolute wanker for a few hours, get the police choppers after you and shit, then in the last minute of your life, pull over and roll a joint, by the time the po po catch you you're dead anyway.

Oh and in between that ill find time to kill kittens and rape innocent nuns.


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PostPosted: 14:44 - 21 Oct 2008    Post subject: Reply with quote

I'd find Keeley Hazell and jizz on her tits. Thumbs Up
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PostPosted: 14:44 - 21 Oct 2008    Post subject: Reply with quote

I'd tell my mum and dad then spend the rest of the day explaining it to them most probably.

I know neither of them are stupid, but they do their utmost to appear that way and I have no idea why.

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PostPosted: 14:45 - 21 Oct 2008    Post subject: Reply with quote

Steal a ZX10-R from my old work.

Marathon sex session

Episode of Family Guy

See my family and freinds.

Douse myself in petrol and set myself on fire outside 10 downing street a minuite before the end.
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PostPosted: 14:55 - 21 Oct 2008    Post subject: Reply with quote

Moonie wrote:
Steal a ZX10-R from my old work.

Marathon sex session

Episode of Family Guy

See my family and freinds.

Douse myself in petrol and set myself on fire outside 10 downing street a minuite before the end.


A minute before the end? That's just plain mental. Unless you reckon it'd take that long to get your mohican going properly.
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PostPosted: 14:57 - 21 Oct 2008    Post subject: Reply with quote

Moonie wrote:
Douse myself in petrol and set myself on fire outside 10 downing street a minuite before the end.


Why yourself when Fathead Brown is right in front of you?
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PostPosted: 14:59 - 21 Oct 2008    Post subject: Reply with quote

Moonie wrote:
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Douse myself in petrol and set myself on fire outside 10 downing street a minuite before the end.


and would there be any statement issued with it? which cause would you be burning for?
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PostPosted: 15:01 - 21 Oct 2008    Post subject: Reply with quote

wizzzard wrote:
and would there be any statement issued with it? which cause would you be burning for?


"I like fire and 10 Downing Street can suck on it"
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PostPosted: 15:05 - 21 Oct 2008    Post subject: Reply with quote

Precisely.

No, it'd be a bit more detailed than that, I'd probably say something profound before hand, although it would take me an hour to think it up Laughing

And yeah a miniute, I realised the other day I've got so good at fire breathing I forgot what being burned felt like Razz
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PostPosted: 15:07 - 21 Oct 2008    Post subject: Reply with quote

SoND wrote:

"I like fire and 10 Downing Street can suck on it"


Thats signature material if i ever read it Laughing
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PostPosted: 15:14 - 21 Oct 2008    Post subject: Reply with quote

Tarmacsurfer wrote:
Hmmm. 24 hours Thinking


I believe in paying my debts here and now, so no one around at the moment that I need to "sort out", seems a bit wimpish to me to only do it when you feel there's no comeback.

I think I'd spend the time travelling around the UK, see the few close friends I have and say hi (not an "oh god I'm dying", just a "Hi, I was passing and wanted to say hello"). Then finally, drop in on someone of my acquaintance that I'd like to say a few things to and let her know the score. After that? A quiet ride down to the engne pools to sit and wait for the reaper.

Hmmm. I guess I'm a wimp as well, reading that back to myself.


Think I'd do something the same.

I've got a lot of friends and family I've 'neglected' over time. Would be nice to just have a hello and a quick cuppa with a few of them.

I guess it is similar to asking what would I do if we had a 1 hour warning that a nuke was going to hit London. Being that I work right in the city, I doubt I'd stress. Chances are that any attempt to escape would be in vain, or subject me to a slow, painful death from Radiation poisoning. Just chill and welcome the inevitable with a smile. Smile
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PostPosted: 15:18 - 21 Oct 2008    Post subject: Reply with quote

I can't believe you'd spend the last 24 hours of your life drinking tea with family. Ghey.

I wouldn't tell them I've got 24 hours to live, otherwise they'll get all upset n shit, I'd go out in the morning (stoned), tell mum I'm off for a ride and thats that. Laughing
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PostPosted: 15:20 - 21 Oct 2008    Post subject: Reply with quote

i would just try and do as much damage as possible to anyone, everyone and everything.
hopefully get an armed response unit etc... but wait... they're fucked because im guaranteed to live for AT LEAST 24 hours.
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PostPosted: 15:21 - 21 Oct 2008    Post subject: Reply with quote

JakeSM50 wrote:
I can't believe you'd spend the last 24 hours of your life drinking tea with family. Ghey.


Laughing
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PostPosted: 16:00 - 21 Oct 2008    Post subject: Reply with quote

Don't think i'd do anything to parliament if you think about it, in a life or death situation, why should you give the cunts your undivided attention for the last moments of your life?

I'd probably just sit in my favourite spot down the beach and get myself some heroin and see what life's greatest pleasures really bring.
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PostPosted: 16:13 - 21 Oct 2008    Post subject: Reply with quote

I think id see if you can actually go blind from wanking. Thumbs Up
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