Getting rid of a body

[SoND]

We've figured out how to get rid of the gun but what do you do with the body?

Bury it somewhere? Chop it up for an acid bath? Chop it up for a stir fry?

What would you do?
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[Whosthedaddy]

Pigs!

[Ariel Badger]

Have gay sex with the guy that works the oven at the crematory and get photos. Blackmail him and make him let you use the oven.
Then kill him and wear his skin like a coat.
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[Itchy]

An axe and a big meat grinder, some spices , some chilli powder some cumin and some cornflour , lots of salt and some meat binding fluid which is a catering term.

skin the body of any tattoos and burn that bit of flesh.

And 10-50 belly of pork cheap at £5 a pop.. great for crackling..

you need the axe to shatter the bones of the head elbow and knees, and crush them nicely...

And stick them all in the meat grinder...

Now put cornflower and oil on the floor and roll the meat up into a big bundle adding spices salt and meat binding fluid....

Keep rolling then bind in cling film hire a van and take it to a kebab shop, and 'deliver it'

I didn't order no kebab! , but its paid for I've got to leave it....

greedy kebab shop owner takes it, and it gets eaten....

the perfect crime....
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[SoND]

[The Shaggy D.A.]

Take it to Northampton General Hospital's A&E waiting area and tell the staff he's drunk.
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[hellkat]

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Not nearly as interesting in real life.

[Ariel Badger]

[hellkat]

Probably sit it in the park with a can of beer in its hand.
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[Lone-Wolf]

[Phoenix]

[steve32]

a jar of honey and 2k fire ants
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[prawny1]

drop it in your local bonfire then go watch some fireworks. (only good for 5th nov though)

[colin1]

[prawny1]

Thats fine so long as the victim has no criminal record or whatever, the police will likely check dna to identify the body.

[colin1]

yeah good point
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[Ariel Badger]

Colin, Dudley Zoo is your friend in cases like this.
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[UnknownStuntm...]

boat, petrol powered tree shredder, nighttime cruise on the Thames.

[hellkat]

[gary.glitter]

We put her in a pit of lime when we had done. seemed to do the trick.
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[chems]

[S1KE]

ive often thought about burying my step mum in some footings of some sort, thought of loads of ways to do her in, not really thought about getting rid of the body yet
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