Plum problem

[Ariel Badger]

I did the man thing and gave my nuts a bit of an exam to make sure they had no lumps etc. I had a bit of an itchy spot so I gave it a scratch, the only problem is that I had been chopping chilies and my fingers were more that a little contaminated.
Will scrubbing with bleach help cool them down?
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[steve32]

god that must hurt
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[Ariel Badger]

Blud,
If your avatar breathed on them it could chill them a little
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[Major_Grooves]

Dip them in a saucer of milk.
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[Ariel Badger]

[yandy_yay]

natral live yogurt will do the trick, apparently the enzymes in the yogurt work wonders.

Andy
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[steve32]

the ones ive got on my facebook are better
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[st3v3]

Didn't you get the spicy chilli stuff in your knob before now?

Sure I'd of learnt the first time.
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[rotax81]

shove some rice and a bit more meat in your Y fronts then sit cross legged for lunch


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[hellkat]

[thegubner]

Throw some talcum powder on em, they'll be reet in the morning.

[Drew]

i watched mythbusters other week (sad i know) and they tested this.

Milk was the best they said.
Better than beer, spirits, toothpaste, and some other things they tested.

[Ariel Badger]

Update, they are still a little warm but not unpleasantly so but I suspect they will peel like sunburn.
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[Scouse]

I'm sure you did the same thing a while ago. Will you ever learn?

[Drew]

Maybe he just likes the warm sensation down there? Maybe it has become a turn on

[Kitten]

In that case he should try using Durex 'Tingle' sensation condoms. They have a chilli effect for boys and girls! So you can share the burning sensation with your loved one I have never run to the shower quicker!
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[Finglonga]

[D O G]

I was thinking the same thing! Was even contemplating a 'Where is the Guv?' thread earlier.

How's the sprog?

[Scouse]

[prawny1]

chilli can't have a patch on nitromorse that shit realy kills off your nob and leaves burns.

Advice always wash your hand well before going for a leak, or you realy will regret it trust me

[Ariel Badger]

[Flip]

You shouldn't play with yourself whilst preparing food. Unless it's nine and a half weeks stylee.

[colin1]

it was only a matter of time before ariels fondness for chillis moved from the culinary to the sexual

funnily enough when ariel posted to say chillis were no longer working for him, no one thought to say scratch ur balls with chili on ur hands
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[Ariel Badger]

It is not the first such incident Colin. The worst one involved a hot shower, Scotch Bonnets, yogurt, and a Jehovah's Witness who just happened to knock on my flat. As I was not only affected in the groin region but blinded I never saw what happened at the door but the clue was in the hastily handed over copy of "The Searchlight".
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