right...

[MaybeGuy]

how do you tell a girl that you think she should dress better and maybe wear a bit of makeup?

thats all.

go
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Kickstart wrote: Hi I tend to agree with Matt. All the best Keith

[Alex-RS]

Not even joking, I was thinking about this about an hour ago.

Conclusion: Not possible without it all going wrong.

[.....]

"Mum, we need to talk....."

[MaybeGuy]

i was considering a very expensive option...

''lets go for a posh meal and dress up all nicely''

''you look nice like that, why dont you dress like that more often?''

its possible, but im cheap, i need other ways.
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Blue_SV650S wrote: it was a sh1te wheelie, but it proves that he can get it up in 3rd and can do angles. In summery, mattsprattuk is a gobby little sh1tebag, dopehead tw4t, but sadly for all of us, he probably isn't THAT full of sh1te!!
Kickstart wrote: Hi I tend to agree with Matt. All the best Keith

[steve32]

[Handsome]

Just tell her you big fairy...

Then duck...
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[MaybeGuy]

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[pyx_e]

Make this the homepage on her PC.

Then Duck.
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Tell her you mistook her for Patrick Moore.
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[rotax81]

print this out and frame it next to your bed



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[J0Al1]

I dont think there is a way other than . . .

"You would look so HOT wearing something like that (point to example (pick example carefully)) and with a touch of lippie - mmmmmmm"

Wrap it up with a compliment

[gmanxiii]

am i the only person who prefers women without makeup?
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No.
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[J0Al1]

You guys been watching Gok?

[Visitor Q]

I've been trying to convince Laura to wear less myself. A touch of makeup is good, full foundation to cover her freckles is a bit much in my eyes (given I don't even notice them anyhew).

You could always go for the nuclear option. Chat up one of her ugly mates with lots of makeup and nice clothes. Then she may put two and two together (hopefully not two bricks with two knackers... you've been warned).
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[KLR600]

Well there you go, buy her some tyres and a DVD you'll be set. If Bonny the resident womaniser says it works then it must be true!
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What's a Gok?
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[Barry_M2]

How about letting her dress the way she wants to, rather than how you want her to?

If you dont like the way she looks, thats your problem, not hers!


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[Dragonfly]

What did she look like when you met her? did she wear make up and dress nice?

if she did then there is someting wrong, or like me she cant be arsed becasuse she is up the duff...ok thats unlikely.

If she didnt then why change her? if she wore no make up and you want her to now then she is not what you are looking for anymore.

[J0Al1]

[J0Al1]