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B10Hazard
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PostPosted: 23:45 - 18 Feb 2009    Post subject: Stupid Rizzla's .... Reply with quote

I have had to roll the same fag 3 times Evil or Very Mad

Attempt 1 . . get baccy out start rolling, all good. Lick the rizzla . . . all good, Go to stick it down . . . rolled the wrong way round !!!!!!

Attempt 2 . . Try again. Rolled fag to perfection, put it in my mouth light it, brilliant !. go to take a puff and its stuck to my lip, rip it of my lip taking skin off, bleeding !, and as i rip it off, fag paper rips !

Attempt 3 . . ( by this time fu**ed off ). Rolled, perfect !. Smoking the fag, chilling out. Then .... Comes unstuck Evil or Very Mad . Went in the kitchen to tell my dad, he called me a daft tw*t. ( this gave me ditermination )

Attempt 4 Smile . . . Smoking as we speek .


Serious fail !1
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PostPosted: 23:50 - 18 Feb 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

One day... You will be the rizla master! GOTTA ROLL THEM ALL! Thumbs Up Laughing
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PostPosted: 23:51 - 18 Feb 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

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PostPosted: 19:33 - 19 Feb 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

Done that a few times - not to that extent but licking the wrong side
(Have I just opened up a can of worms Laughing )
But also after failing once, re-roll to only spark with the butt at the wrong end Rolling Eyes
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PostPosted: 19:34 - 19 Feb 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

my rizlas only come out in 3s
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PostPosted: 19:39 - 19 Feb 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

Louise wrote:
Done that a few times - not to that extent but licking the wrong side



Aaaah - happy thoughts Thumbs Up
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PostPosted: 19:40 - 19 Feb 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

I hate when the pack is wet and they come out all joined. Or your last is the one on back to front. Confused The rizla orange ones do not stick and are as thick as photo paper.

I wish I never came in here as I dont smoke anymore and havnt done in ages and I really want a rolly but cant! I went cold turkey and I cannot go back Twisted Evil I must carry on! if only eating my entire kicthen cupboad content wasnt a side effeect here.
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PostPosted: 19:57 - 19 Feb 2009    Post subject: Re: Stupid Rizzla's .... Reply with quote

BioHazard wrote:
Attempt 2 . . Try again. Rolled fag to perfection, put it in my mouth light it, brilliant !. go to take a puff and its stuck to my lip, rip it of my lip taking skin off, bleeding !, and as i rip it off, fag paper rips !


That's my regular fail, especially in winter. Fucking hurts! Sad

Also had the 'rolling nicely stood outside, when a huge drop of water come down from the gutter above and breaks your lovely fag in half' one. Rolling Eyes Laughing
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PostPosted: 20:14 - 19 Feb 2009    Post subject: Re: Stupid Rizzla's .... Reply with quote

Mudskipper wrote:
BioHazard wrote:
Attempt 2 . . Try again. Rolled fag to perfection, put it in my mouth light it, brilliant !. go to take a puff and its stuck to my lip, rip it of my lip taking skin off, bleeding !, and as i rip it off, fag paper rips !


That's my regular fail, especially in winter. Fucking hurts! Sad

Also had the 'rolling nicely stood outside, when a huge drop of water come down from the gutter above and breaks your lovely fag in half' one. Rolling Eyes Laughing


LOL try huddling under your own jacket in the middle of fecking nowhere struggle for a while and several attemps to roll a decent fag in the pouring rain, only to find that your fecking lighter is water logged, by the time i'd got the damn thing to light my fag was pretty wet, still smoked the b@stard though !
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PostPosted: 17:50 - 12 Mar 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

Louise wrote:
Done that a few times - not to that extent but licking the wrong side
(Have I just opened up a can of worms Laughing )


Erm, yes - yes you have.

Anyone wants me I'll be in the cold shower.
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