Hows this for takin the piss

[CaNsA]

here's the dealio

I work for an IT Company that contracts its-self out to residential customers and small businesses.
A few weex back i got chatting to one of the hot office chicks who works for one of our clients, we had lunch a couple of times, then dinner, then started bumping uglies
Now this bird had been seeing her bloke for about 8yrs, then split up with him a week before we got it on.

She didnt want to tell everyone until she had ran some marathon thing down in london village.

I have 2 bosses, boss 1 will be called "useless" and boss 2 will be called "penfold"

Useless was in the office a few weex back and i said to him "Its not gonna cause a problem for you or the business if i make a move on hot chick office girl is it?"

Useless said "no problem at all, as long as it doesnt stop you from doing your work i dont care what you do"
I said "jammin"


Then this morning penfold asked me why i was in work 20mins early, i told him it was cos i stayed at hot office chick's house that only round the corner.
he was all like "i hope you wont let it have an impact on your work"
i was all like "Penfold, we are both adults and i can assure you that we will not let that happen"

Later on that day Penfold decided to email hot office chick's boss telling him about me n hot office chick with the subject "FYI Staff Issues"

Hot office chick is fuming that he personal life has been blabbed about all over the office as her and several members of staff have access to her boss' email for work reasons.

It has nuttin to do with her boss, she never wanted her boss to know that much information about her etc.

Im fuming cos i shouldnt have seen the email but hot office chick sent it to my personal email address.

What grounds does she have to either:-
1. Take him to court for some reason
2. Chin the fat pompous prick
3. Kick him in the nuts


Cheers Auntie BCF

[colin1]

I'm loving this announcement that you have hit it off with the hot office chick.

Now not only the office, but the internet know too. Of course that shouldnt bother her as you havent given your or her name, still quite funny though.

well done anyway.
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[J0Al1]

[The Shaggy D.A.]

I stopped reading at "weex".
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[Kwaks]

Please tell me you didn't actually say "jammin"
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[Eddie Hitler]

He doesn't have any mates to boast at in real life so he chooses the internet, leave him alone.

[CaNsA]

come on peeps, help me out.

yes i say jammin, its a good word, its completely underrated, it should get used more often

[colin1]

I dont think I'm street enough to say jammin'.

I'm just getting my head around 'sick' as a complement.

by the way, I have a 'sick' bike
https://www.hembrow.eu/personal/dscf2578.jpg

mines like that, only purple
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[colin1]

nah, the seat is mega comfy, its like a hammock, i'll see if i can find another pic that shows the seat off better

basically, the seat is like a mesh stretched between two L shaped poles, and kept taught with string underneath in a shoelace type pattern
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[Flip]

Grip Penfold, then hit him. Sign on.

[Phoenix]

What you get for running around the office telling everyone in the first place, sounds like its you she should be angry at as you decided to tell both your bosses about your sex life, presumably because you thought it would make everyone think you was 'jammin'.

[sickpup]

Ask Penfold if he'd like to be sued for harassment?

[Shaun]

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[J0Al1]

Personally . . . if I were the bird - I'd have been a bit fooked with you for telling the boss.

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[The Shaggy D.A.]

[CaNsA]

Cheers for all the helpful advice hot office chick is laffin her ass off at this thread

Penfold publicly apologised to me and hot office chick today, and admitted he fucked up.

Hot office chick's boss emailed penfold saying that he has no interest in what his staff get upto outside of work, and that the proffesional relationship has been damaged.


Penfold is shitting himself lol

[Clanger]

This post screams that you have no mates, and only have work colleagues to talk to, now that is seriously sad..OR, you were so desperate to get one up on Penfold and Useless that by boasting about your sexual prowess made you feel big.

Either way, it don't impress us much...
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[CaNsA]

jesus fucking christ.

ask for advice and this is the shit i get. i think that the people who say im boasting/bragging are the sad cunts who aint got laid in forever......

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