Need some advice

[tykey]

Hi everyone i'm wondering if buying the latest fastest/coolest sports bike will get me laid?

At the moment i'm (circle as applicable):

1. 16 year spotty virgin with a few quid in my pockets/spoilt
2. Ugly 20 something with little success with women, live at home with mum/dad
3. 30/40/50 something with a fat belly and several failed relationships behind me

Instead of getting off my fat lazy ass and having a wash now and again in order to not repulse the opposite sex, im wondering if shelling out 1000's on a super dooper sportz bike will get me the chicks?

Do babes leave a snails trail at the mere site of a badly ridden gsxr1000 on it zoom past with a fat baldrick piloting it?

Or do i would i better off having a wash, a haircut, and actually care about my appearance and stop having a twat attitude get me more success with the laydeez?

I'm hoping the bike will do it as it's so much less hassle!

[tykey]

Quite a few views but no replies as yet....

Maybe it's because in order to answer the question, you need to have experience of women (prostitutes dont count)?

Or that some of you are that ugly/fat/past the point of no return that a phallic symbol bike is the only option?

[angryjonny]

I think we're all trying to work out how to break it to you that there is *no* chance of you getting laid.

[Biker101]

Currently single with a 600rr

No comment lol
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[Skudd]

Those working in IT and ride a bike tend not to get laid as much as those who are morbidly obese, smell like a chip shops sewer and are nice to lesbians.
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[Mystery]

dont worry about it i'm 17 and only laid one or twice every other weekend but i dont think its my looks or my sports bike
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[Skudd]

[Mystery]

[Devils Advocate]

a shiny new sports bike will deffo get you loads of attention from chicks who like bikes but it won`t make them chase you down the street waving their knickers in the air.
and if you look like quasimodo when you take your lid off....the shiny bike won`t help you one bit.

Thankfully i`m blessed with stunning good looks AND i always have shiny new bikes so i`m never short of offers
Shame the wifey wont let me nail them all.

[temeluchus]

let me guess, the instigator of this thread is a skinny wimp with a rs125 and a serious inferiority complex?
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[Skudd]

[iooi]

[baldy]

The problem is that most of the lady bikers (that i have seen anyway, apart from a few smokin'' hot blondies) are 40 something, fat and unattractive. No offence to anyone.

When i bought the blade in 07, i wished the finer of the opposite sex would be queueing up for a ride on my crotch rocket
But in reality, there was no 40 virgins waiting for me at the exit of the next corner, harps in hand with a massive stash of rubbers. They just winged a bit more about the noise and went with the first 17 year old tosser with a 1.2 saxo with blacked out windows.

Now i don't even bother putting the pillion seat on anymore. I have lost all will to live.

(I think my balls may even be falling off.)
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[Blau Zedong]

I think the OP has some cunty custom that's only fit for purpose as a ship's anchor or as hardcore in the foundations of a nice UPVC conservatory.
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[ClaireBear]

Im personally not fussed about the actual bikes I see guys on but as long as its not what I call a 'wannabe big bike' lol and it must be kept smart and sound nice. Cant go far wrong with that lol

But I have to say it probably wont help you get laid lol

[baldy]

I have a big bike and look decent.

Are you single?






Runs for cover...
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[MarJay]

[pickled]

[ncrn]

[baldy]

A leather clad girl on a screaming inline 4?

yes please.
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[Skudd]

A pulse, thats all, for once I would like a girl with a pulse. I don't even mind the ventilator.
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Petty Anarchists look at "1984".............. The Visionary looks at "Animal Farm".

[pickled]

[MarJay]

[baldy]

Literally.

Usually in a hedge or under a car with various broken bones.
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