Gay sex: Has anyone tried it?

[the grim reaper]

Never done it myself and have an opportunity, any of you lot done it?

Cheers

Grim
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[JAMSXR]

Yeah, its good fun but I would always opt for two wheels instead of four.

One thing to remember is not to put your feet down...
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[T1z3R]

its fun.

wear a mask
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[Misc]

I done it a few months back, was pretty good fun although very tiring as we were doing mainly slow stuff, going up & down very steep hills etc.

Just wish we would of gone when it was raining as we were constantly trying to get the back end out & they wern't having it.

We used Artic Cats which i think were 400cc, not quick but had lots of grunt for the steep stuff.

I would of preferred some faster stuff tho, as it gets boring after a while.

[UnknownStuntm...]

Yes, I've done it. FUCKING AWESOME. Quad safari at Ashcombe adventure centre in Devon. Was a stag party (mine!), about 18 of us in total. Kitted up in wet weather gear, had the safety briefing and were told that we'd go out one by one to be 'assessed' before getting out on the safari course.

Best man goes first, he likes bike and has loads of confidence. The test area is basically a 'square', couple hundred metres across. first three corners were slow, but indeed taken as corners. The last one however, was not. In front of a crowd of braying tools, the spamhead stuffed it into the tyrewall!

So next up, me. I worked out the idea pretty quickly and just nailed the throttle into corners and it turns pretty quick. Off throttle it slows quite quickly and you really don't need to use the brakes at all (they tell you to weave to slow down, rather than use the brakes).

So then, after all our assessment rides we scramble to the queue of awaiting quads, 450s up front (about half), the others being 250s. I was second in the group, being that I considered myself 'confident'. The slack jawed among us found ourselves at the front, the oestrogen-fuelled at the back.

Then, the most fun I've had, full stop.... About 2 hours of crashing over roots, rocks, through puddles, actively trying to destroy the quad. Got about a foot of air a few times. Went the wrong way at a junction once (little bit over optimistic and lacked commitment wrenching the thing around a treeroot). Every time we had to stop for everyone to catch up, the guy in front got a friendly James May- like bump in the backside and we all killed ourselves laughing when whoever it was started getting angry about it. The instructors told us not to use the horn on the quads too, which obviously didn't work. But good effort old bean!

In short, do it. I think we paid £45 each for the event and I'd go again in a heartbeat, it really was THAT much fun.

[Pyro666]

Did half a day hooning around Fuerteventura a while back - brilliant fun but weird if you're used to two wheels. I had a couple of shocks when the quad didn't respond the way a bike does, hauling full force on the bars to turn corners is totally alien!

You'll try and put your feet down at least once while rolling to a standstill, I guarantee it...

[Smooth]

I once hired a quad one for half a day in the Philippines. The main roads on the island were mostly dirt tracks and the side roads were rock-strewn jungle tracks.

The steering is strange as you have to turn the bars firmly rather than lean and the lack of rear diff means the back skitters about on firm ground.

It was good fun hooning about and bouncing all over the place, wanging through the jungle and probably annoying the locals.

All-in-all though, motorbikes are better and more versatile.



I also had a go at the ATV Centre nr Redruth, which is a small MX track. Similar to above, the less up-for-it lads bimbled around, but I gave it as much as I could Getting a fair bit of air on the fastest jumps
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[Fnatic]

First time I went I rolled one. Was still fun though.

Went again in Turkey this summer...

https://photos-d.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc1/hs220.snc1/8732_1215215985390_1378532640_30594619_2403060_n.jpg

[The View Askew]

Quad biking is extremely good fun, but offroad motorcycling is better.
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[stinkwheel]

Ridden a lot of them on farms.

It's all about getting the back-end to break traction for teh powerslide.

Just to re-iterate. DO NOT PUT YOUR FEET DOWN. If you ride a motorbike, you will, so wear sturdy boots.
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“Rule one: Always stick around for one more drink. That's when things happen. That's when you find out everything you want to know.”
I did the 2010 Round Britain Rally on my 350 Bullet. 89 landmarks, 3 months, 9,500 miles.

[Bikeless]

Done it on little suzuki 80's,good fun,whereas having a go on my mates yfm700 Raptor was quite frankly terrifying compared to my fireblade.

[The Artist]

I put my foot down in trainers. This was on a yamaha 4wd 350cc utility farm quad. Properly hurt when it got caught under the fairing then the rear right wheel.

Mine had ford transit wheels on the front and quad wheels on the back and none of the tyres held air for more than 3 days and none had any tread.

Winter was fun, icy grass, tearing it up. It had no silencer so I went on ebay and bidded on the cheapest exhaust I could find. Turned out to be a ducati monster exhaust for 99p with £10 postage.

Whacked that on, sounded awesome. Really fun times

[The Original Muzza]

Hired a couple for a day at a time on the island of Santorini just to look around. Cheaper than a dune buggy and could strap more stuff to it than a moped so was perfect for seeing the whole island with the missus.
Whorage:
https://www.bikechatforums.com/files/muzzquadblue.jpg

They are only acceptable on the offroad pissabout/stag-do type events in the UK though.
Great fun on poorly kept foreign roads.
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From then on, I and the bicycle feelings deeper.

[Flip]

Past a Lantra test/assessment on a quad in 2000 (so I think that has well expired) before I had bikes. https://www.lantraatvtraining.co.uk/

Never ridden one for shits 'n' giggles though.

[evoboy]

Rode one on road, fell off after 1/4 of a mile, never again.....

[Philious]

Yea did it in New Zealand on 400cc quads, naughty very naughty, it rained quite a lot and we were on a river bed (sand/gravel) power slides galore.

Mind the tree's if there are any, I managed to get whipped by a branch of the famous fern tree then went into a thorn bush.

Also leaning around corners doesn't work

*edit*

Pics to prove it,

The first one shows me taking a giant run up in the background and leaning

https://img.photobucket.com/albums/v330/flippy2k4/P2244618-1.jpg

My little tsunami

https://img.photobucket.com/albums/v330/flippy2k4/P2244619-1.jpg

Drenched

https://img.photobucket.com/albums/v330/flippy2k4/P2244620-1.jpg

Great fun do it
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[quacker_boy]

Meh, done it in Dubai up and around a dune called Big Red, hired out a Raptor 700R for the princely sum of 80 quid for 4 hours. It gets bastardly tiring after that. None of the places in UK seem to do sport racing quads, this was the beast that I rode.

https://www.zrwhat.com/Osceola_bw.JPG
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[stinkwheel]

First quad bike I ever rode was a Honda 650 twin (?transalp derived motor?). It had six gears, three gear ratios, selectable 2 and 4WD and a manual diff lock. It would do 60mph on the road and could tow a twin axle horse box.

Never seen one like it since, they seem to be getting smaller and slower if anything.
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“Rule one: Always stick around for one more drink. That's when things happen. That's when you find out everything you want to know.”
I did the 2010 Round Britain Rally on my 350 Bullet. 89 landmarks, 3 months, 9,500 miles.

[Bikeless]

Haha,change the thread title,very funny.

[Acemastr]

fucking lol! i.. er... HAVE done quad biking, but can't say I'm engaged in gay sex.
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[the grim reaper]

[Mr.Everready]

Gay sex: Has anyone tried it?

[Faldo]

, I see what you did there
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[UnknownStuntm...]

Fuckit I've been outed! You clever, clever bastard!

[Flip]

I saw the little cross next to the title and thought I don't remember replying to that.