Women: How to earn yourself instant divorce....FFS!!

[arry]

Came home from work last night to her indoors prattling on with the usual bout of hysteria about what's happened in her day

Gets to about 11:30 and I've had enough TV so it's time for bed - and whilst telling me about what happened in the staff room at lunch she casually drops into the conversation:
"Oh, by the way, I forgot to tell you - I reversed the car into the garage earlier and caught your bike"

You, you, you what?! You took MY car, reversed it into MY bike and then you FORGOT to tell me?

You remembered to tell me what you had for lunch, but not that you've crashed my 2 machines into eachother. How the fcuk does that work

Anyone want to buy her off me? 1 careful owner, serviced meticulously, goes well, a bit saggy on the rear but generally solid overall, bodywork not quite as smooth as it used to be but hides the age well, completely fucking (un)reliable and has a penchant for clumsiness....

Thankfully the bike's ok - pushed it forward on it's sidestand until it contacted the garage wall on the mirror, so just pushed the mirror in, big white paint scuff on the rear wheel and a dink on the end of the can.

Grrr!!

[Polo]

Are test rides available with a full cash deposit?
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[_Alex_]

Heck I'll trade you a pink powerband AND a go faster stripe if she can sit in my saddle.

And people wonder why marriage never works out? Bloody women!
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[arry]

[Wilson123]

I'll shaft that!

I'm glad I've never been in love, I can't begin to imagine having to let it slide when someone crashes my car into my bike. It's just out of this world

Badly damaged?
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Doug97 wrote: Fuck you, what they did was awesome. You just wish you had the balls to be like them, instead of being constantly afraid that there's a rule somewhere out there you might be breaking.

[arry]

[Wilson123]

Something along the lines of "Get the fuck out" ?
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Doug97 wrote: Fuck you, what they did was awesome. You just wish you had the balls to be like them, instead of being constantly afraid that there's a rule somewhere out there you might be breaking.

[hellkat]

OMG, if that had been me, I would have made sure himself arrived home to a full steak dinner, asked after his day, listened attentively, suggested coyly that he might like a blowjob for dessert and THEN told him about the bike in between mouthfuls.
(and then stood well back, LOL)



... or I might just do that anyway
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[metalangel]

[hellkat]

jizz
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Not nearly as interesting in real life.

[arry]

[P.addy]

[metalangel]

[Knacker]

[L-Jam]

I have nothing humorous to add to this conversation, so a simple, but effective LOL will suffice. And some dosage of karma to teh funniez.
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[Clanger]

It must be really hard telling the one you love something really bad about the things he loves the most in the world. Which is evident from what you said she did...talking drivel till really late!!!

She must have been really worried about how you'd react.
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[metalangel]

[Flip]

I would have got home to the words

"You're going to hate me"

"Now don't be angry"

"It was an accident"...

[Skudd]

I would have got home with,

" which stupid sod parked his bike in the wrong place?"
"well i drove into it and it's all your fault"
"you can sort the mess out later"
"Think what you are doing in future and stop getting all the big I am"
"Don't think you are going to spend a fortune fixing it, if it is broken you will have to get rid of it, as I don't want a mess around the place"

I'm glad she pissed off.
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[Groove]

[Flip]

[Bofh5]

[andyscooter]

now this is why my bikes stay in the garage with a combiation lock on that se dosent know the code too

and i have brand new bikes she has second hand cars

sort you woman out man whay was she in your nice car anyway
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[steveh]

...Women, know your limits.
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