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| warped one |
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 warped one Banned

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 Posted: 16:03 - 30 Oct 2009 Post subject: Some cvnt kicked my bike over |
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So after the Gt been in the garage for a month with an unknow noise, and then off the road for a week whilst diagnosing a broken relay. I finally got it all sorted last night.
So today was my mum's birthday, and been a typical bloke I left it too the last night to get her a present, I had no idea what to get her so I went and picked up clo, then set off for town. Got the presents, and headed back to Louth. Pulled up at her house and then went in for a fag and coffee at about 11pm.
Came out at about 12.15am, to move her brothers bike, when a taxi driver pulled up next to me and said (points down road) "That bike anything to do with you mate" Looked down the road and saw my number plate on it's side and thought that some drosy tit had just booted it off or something.
Walked over and saw my bike laid on its side in a nice big pool of petrol that lead down the street (been laid there for a while me thinks). I then remembered that it is a bit of a heavy brute, so did the turn around trick with my hands under the tank. When I got it up I noticed that the bar was broken. Which rather pissed me off, then checked it to see if it had fallen off the stand, which just from looking at the angle of it there is no chance of that. So I went and got a torch to check the stand and stuff, which is were I noticed a nice big boot print on the side of the tank.
Now this is where it gets interesting.
I can't remember is I posted about it last year, but when I 1st got with clo one of her ex's was trying to kill me by:
Undoing my rear spindal,
Undoing my brakes,
Letting my tyres down,
Ect, ect, ect
I had the misfortune of having to see him on Sunday night, where him and his friends were constantly slagging of her and her family, leaving me to try and 'protect' her. Which nearly ended in a fight. Last night on the way back to hers, we past him walking home, and I know for a fact that he walks past hers on his way, now around the time he would have past, would be within the time that it happend. Because the river of petrol that had run down the road would have suggests that it had been like that for atleast half hour.
I have been thinking of asking the hotel and spar up the road if they have CCTV from around the time to see if he walked past, what else could I do? I have already phoned the police.
This leads me on to the fact that today when they went round to check the bike, they phoned my house and told me it must have been stolen aswel because they could not find it when they drove down there, this is dispite me telling them that I had put it in clo's garden for the night due to not been able to ride the 11mile home with a broken r/h bar.
Cheers
Warped ____________________ amnesia - Never in the history of usernames has one been more accurate. Warped indeed. You sir are a fecking oddball. |
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 stinkwheel Bovine Proctologist

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Did you refuse to buy clothes-pegs from a gypsy or spill a witch doctors pint or something?
You sir are a walking disaster area. You should charge people money in return for not coming within a 20 mile radius of them. ____________________ “Rule one: Always stick around for one more drink. That's when things happen. That's when you find out everything you want to know.”
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| warped one |
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| UnknownStuntm... |
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Can't really understand much from that. What I suppose is as follows:
Some chap used to be porking some bird that you are now in the position of balancing on your cock now and then.
This chap wants to be inside her.
This chap doesn't like you, and knows you have a motorcycle.
This chap needs a fucking shoeing. Or a fucking, then a shoeing.
I'm not giving any advice, I'm merely summarizing for those who can't understand. Actually, thinking about it, you'd better approve what I said, because I don't really understand myself.  |
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well first have a look at cctv. then tell the police hes trying to kill you  |
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| warped one |
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If you know what his shoe print looks like find him and steal them, if they are the same beat him up  |
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Not to be funny dude, but you wouldn't have had half of this bad luck if you had walked away from this by now. I think it's time to weigh up your options and have a serious think about whether this relationship is worth all the flak you've been copping over it.
I don't dislike Chloe at all but I don't think any relationship is worth all this hassle. ____________________ H100 Breaking for spares |
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Is this her exs work then? some people need to grow up  ____________________ All the breast.
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He's too busy beating the everloving shit out of Lizzie to notice this thread has taken a turn down Drama Avenue and stopped off at the popcorn shop. |
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My advice:
remove your broken handlebar
Go round your GFs house
Wait patiently for her ex to wander by
Keenly pursue him
Point out that he was seen kicking your bike over
Wait for him to laugh and take the pi$$
Then give him a right good fucking pasting with the broken handlebar
Oh, and while your on you may aswell take out your phone, start recording, pull down his jeans etc to reveal his need for an ego and piss all over him - go home put it on FB and YT - job done  ____________________ ZX6R F3 |
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Old Thread Alert!
The last post was made 16 years, 62 days ago. Instead of replying here, would creating a new thread be more useful? |
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