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dextersaurus
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PostPosted: 22:09 - 09 Nov 2009    Post subject: MSN conversations, either funny or interesting... Reply with quote
Since i have absolutely nothing better to do with my time...
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Hoffy / Alec says (21:57):
tryin to tap a chinese bird now. LOL
  Dunc - If you read this, you like the cock says (21:57):
get IN THERE!!!
Hoffy / Alec says (21:57):
mmmmm asian poon
Dunc - If you read this, you like the cock says (21:57):
yeah
Dunc - If you read this, you like the cock says (21:57):
yeah man.
Hoffy / Alec says (21:57):
reckon it will go rusty and fall apart after a month , a la chinese cg125 copies ?


Any more?

Dunc
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Fnatic
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PostPosted: 22:30 - 09 Nov 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote
Quote:
Dec... says:
Oi cunt
[Tutton // Do whacha say //] says:
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Ste
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PostPosted: 22:39 - 09 Nov 2009    Post subject: Re: MSN conversations, either funny or interesting... Reply with quote
dunc wrote:
Any more?

Please don't post any more MSN conversations, they're crap.
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The999Kid
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PostPosted: 23:21 - 09 Nov 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote
Not msn.. that wierd omegle site..

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Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Holy Crap that horse almost tore me in two!
Stranger: In two what?
You: into two pieces
You: my left side and my right side!
Stranger: Oh, well that's not what I expected you to say.
Stranger: I don't know if I'm disappointed.
Stranger: What do you think of this development?
You: dont be... its one hell of a feeling being ridden by a horse
You: oh he development is going well!
Stranger: Was he loving?
You: oh he was very loving
Stranger: Did he kiss, or was that not part of the deal?
You: its a bit hard to kiss a horse while he's penetrating your back passage
Stranger: Was he an Arabian? They are so exotic.
Stranger: You stare into their eyes and just *drown*, ya know?
You: no he was a palomino
Stranger: Oh, so, he's a fuck-and-run sort of fellow?
Stranger: PALOMINOS ARE SLUTS
You: yeh
You: unfortunately
Stranger: Yeah.
You: im still waiting for him to call back
Stranger: Oh, don't bother.
Stranger: He'll never call.
Stranger: A Tennessee Walker will call you back.
You: oh dont say that!
Stranger: A palomino, fuggedaboutit.
You: i know he will call!
Stranger: Oh, you poor thing.
You: hes different to all the other palominos
Stranger: He really got to you, didn't he?
Stranger: Oh, honey, they ALL say they're different.
You: yeh... i love that horse
Stranger: Tsk.
Stranger: You should lay down. Have some tea.
You: i have the tea...
You: dont wanna lay down
Stranger: There you go.
Stranger: LAY DOWN
You: need to be by the phone
Stranger: I'm turning off the goddamn light, so LAY DOWN
Stranger: sorry, I just lost my temper for no reason
Stranger: I apologize
You: that light is staying on
You: i need the caller Id for that horses cell phone
You: its ok
Stranger: Cell?
You: we're all a bit stressed
You: mobile phone
Stranger: Oh, honey, he has the pay-as-you-go, he's down to 5 minutes, and he's out of cash.
You: and how would you know?
You: OMG
Stranger: You need to realize: this horse ain't calling.
You: hes there isnt he!
Stranger: um
Stranger: uh...
Stranger: no?
You: You Slut!
You: You Whore!
Stranger: DON'T JUDGE ME
You: How dare you!
Stranger: I HAVE NEEDS TOO YA KNOW
You: Thats my Horse god damn it!
You: You keep your hands off of him you hear!
Stranger: He's NO-ONE'S horse!
Stranger: He's free and wild!
Stranger: and...
Stranger: oh
Stranger: he
You: but he LOVES me!
Stranger: he
Stranger: he just left
Stranger: damn
Stranger: didn't see that one coming.
You: thats cos he's coming back to m!
You: he loves me!
Stranger: man
Stranger: i hate horses
You: this palomino is the only horse i;ve ever loved
Stranger: well hell
Stranger: i got romance all over myself
You: thats the best way to be in my opinion
You: looking like a plasterers radio
Stranger: a what a who now?
You: looking like a plasterers radio
You: covered in white sticky stuff
Stranger: a what a who now?
Stranger: aaaa wwwhhhaaattt aaa wwwhhhooo nnnooowww???
You: oh never mind
Stranger: I broke my eyes

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PostPosted: 23:45 - 09 Nov 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote
In truth even getting nobbed by a horse seems boring in MSN world.
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Pernig
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PostPosted: 00:19 - 10 Nov 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote
Last December I met this girl. It was quite soon after I split up with my last ex-girlfriend, but it was a healthy crush I had on her as at it was helping me get over her and it made me feel like I was back at school chasing girls again.

Anyway, I had a few conversations open in the same window at once one day. In one I was just chatting small talk with this girl. In another me and a friend were shooting the breeze, discussing life, philosophy, women etc. The topic moved on to our preferences in women's anatomy. Cue me sending a picture of Eva Green with her rat out from the film The Dreamers. In the wrong tab. Suffice to say, things seemed to trail off a bit after that.
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The Original Muzza
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PostPosted: 08:09 - 10 Nov 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote
In before allymoss posts some epic contributions.
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The Artist
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PostPosted: 08:27 - 10 Nov 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote
Muzza wrote:
In before allymoss posts some epic contributions.


Laughing Laughing I have realised how boring reading other people non-current msn convos is now ok.
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The Original Muzza
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PostPosted: 08:34 - 10 Nov 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote
Good. Kindly explain it to dunc. Laughing
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mistergixer
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PostPosted: 12:50 - 10 Nov 2009    Post subject: Re: MSN conversations, either funny or interesting... Reply with quote
Title now EFT:

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MSN conversations, neither funny nor interesting...


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Dragonfly
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PostPosted: 13:57 - 10 Nov 2009    Post subject: Re: MSN conversations, either funny or interesting... Reply with quote
dunc wrote:
Since i have absolutely nothing better to do with my time...
Quote:

Hoffy / Alec says (21:57):
tryin to tap a chinese bird now. LOL
  Dunc - If you read this, you like the cock says (21:57):
get IN THERE!!!
Hoffy / Alec says (21:57):
mmmmm asian poon
Dunc - If you read this, you like the cock says (21:57):
yeah
Dunc - If you read this, you like the cock says (21:57):
yeah man.
Hoffy / Alec says (21:57):
reckon it will go rusty and fall apart after a month , a la chinese cg125 copies ?


Any more?

Dunc


That would explain his status update on facebook yesterday Laughing

I dont do msn or chat things so dont have any. Embarassed

however I did insult a girl who cannot talk without using "short text" as she calls it on her status. Was on about her band doing well and I said "I hope your band are better than your spelling". She didnt even get what I said Rolling Eyes
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dextersaurus
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PostPosted: 17:03 - 10 Nov 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote
meh.

last night i found it really funny, today... it's not so funny.

I do apogise for the fact you clicked a link you knew wouldn't be funny then pointed that point out Thumbs Down

Oh well, i shall go back to bed now.

Dunc
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PostPosted: 17:30 - 10 Nov 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote
I guess you had to be there.
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