Amazing things that have happened in your life?

[Bubbs]

I love reading peoples stories so here is another reason to post.

I'll start with the most surreal/amazing thing that happened when I was about 10 in primary school...

In primary school we were forced to do a music class where the slower kids had a triangle and the more clued up kids had recorders (like a flute). I was given a recorder even though I probably should have had a triangle.

Anyway we were given a song to learn but I had daydreamed and not listened to the lesson on how to read music. SO I went home full of anxiety knowing that I didn't have a clue how to play this song (we'd never heard it before). My parents were useless as they were musicly inept, and the internet had not been invented yet.

So I decided to make up my own tune and develop my own unique way of writing it down on paper by using a series of dots.. i.e cover one hole = 1dot 2 holes=2dots etc etc. I eventually worked out a nice simple little tune that sounded quite impressive (to me) that I could try and pass off so that I don't get bollocked by the teacher.

I went into the music lesson the next day feeling a bit worried. So I sat down and the teacher decided to go through us one by one and play the tune as it should be played.... Kid one goes first and starts playing.... I wake up instantly from all my worries and think I know this tune.... The more he plays the more I think ive heard this before.

....Turns out the song i'd invented was the exact song that I was supposed to learn albeit with a slightly different ending.

Beat that!!!!
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[5v3d3b0]

I farted pretty loud once

[SlimRick]

I found 6 pence behind the back seat of a car I'd just bought......it was a truly awesome day!

[MattHirst]

[GhostRider]

I curled out a fudge dragon once that I swear they would have had to have warned ships about if it was released into the ocean. It was over a foot long and was a single piece, it felt like I was shitting out Frank Brunos leg sideways.

Twas a proud day, alas no pictures exist of this mythical creature I deemed the bog mess monster (from the way it humped in and out of the water, much like the photos of the fabled scottish beast).

GhostRider
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[Feasty]

I walked out of a small electrical shop once and saw a fiver lying on the floor, picked it up and looked around checking if anyone might be claiming it - no-one around at all and no-one left in the shop so I pocketed it.
Just as I was walking away I got thinking that perhaps it had fallen out when someone was putting their wallet/money back into a pocket, therefore there could be more lying around. I turn around and have a look, only to spot a tenner nearby - I pocketed that too!!
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Previous: Aprilia Habana Retro 50cc (beauty), Yamaha SR125 (fell apart), Honda XR125 (nippy little commuter), Honda SLR650 (Geewhizz), Yamaha Diversion 900S (Smoooooth) written off courtesy of a stupid escaped horse.
(7 year gap), BMW F650 (Relaxing ride). Aprilia Caponord ETV1000 (Big and bold). Yamaha FZS600 (got me in trouble too quick!).
Current: Yamaha TDM 900 (Comfy, light but big, power when needed).

[Handsome]

[Handsome]

[MattHirst]

So you curled out a nice log, couldn't flush it so asked your mum if you could borrow the fire poker to stab your shit?
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It's all fun and games until someone gets hurt, then it's bloody hilarious!!!

[Handsome]

[Bubbs]

[Ste]

As this seems to be turning into a shit thread, can anyone beat any of these 'achievements'? https://www.ratemypoo.com/top.html

[Handsome]

[MattHirst]

[Irn-Bru]

I found a £20 note when I was like 13. Was pretty epic considering I got a few quid pocket money per week But, erm, nothing really amazing... I went to Mississippi the other year, that was pretty fun talking to hill billies and being an American for two weeks The 40c temperature with 100% humidity wasn't fun though, nor was the epic sun burn I went home with. Geordie accents and southern american ones do NOT mix though, a few times people thought I was talking another language.. then there was the being mistaken for being Irish thing. Oh and Australian
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KTM 990 SMT & Suzuki DR-Z 400 SM

[MarJay]

[fenton]

Was at work one day at McD's and walked into the back room to find my mate sheepishly standing by the big black waste bin. After a couple of minutes of grilling him about what he was doing he admitted he had farted. But crossed the threshold and released a poo nugget which rolled down his leg and onto the kitchen floor. So he picked it up and took it to the bin. The thing is, he will willingly admit this too anyone. And i cant remember him goin to wipe after he went back to work. That was pretty epic.
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[st3v3]

I think it's amazing you're all sooo proud of shit.
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[MattHirst]

Well if it's a decent shit then you've got right to be proud of it
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It's all fun and games until someone gets hurt, then it's bloody hilarious!!!

[Robby]

St Patricks day 2006. I was at Daytona beach, and it was spring break for all of the young American girls.

Hi, I'm Rob. I'm half Irish, and I'm a pilot. I live in London.

So. Much. Poon.

[Skudd]

We glued a 50 pence piece to the floor, should have seen the people try to pick it up without looking like tramps. .
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Petty Anarchists look at "1984".............. The Visionary looks at "Animal Farm".

[TUG]

Proving doctors wrong with the nerve damage in my arm.
I guess theres loads of shit that i've done amazingly but cant remember lol
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Haz ER-5, innit!

[swiftb]

I once sieved my poo to make sure I had shit out the hammer from a small pistol (which I had swallowed) (not the whole pistol just the hammer part ), good times.

[st3v3]

Maybe breaking my thumb while my arm was already in a cast - it was clean break at the base and healed fully within 2 weeks.
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Roger wrote: Women don't get damp for clingy puppies. Get some better happy pills, hit the gym & buy a medallion the size of a dinner plate. Job done

[The Shaggy D.A.]