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If he inhaled even a small amount, he would get a lipid pneumonia which has a good chance of killing him.
It is easy to inhale because you can't feel when an oil is at the back of your throat.
Fill his boots with it instead is my advice. ____________________ “Rule one: Always stick around for one more drink. That's when things happen. That's when you find out everything you want to know.”
I did the 2010 Round Britain Rally on my 350 Bullet. 89 landmarks, 3 months, 9,500 miles. |
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Drinking a litre of engine oil might cause some uncontrollable shitting.
Do it.  |
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I gather that 'mineral oil' is/was used as a laxative....
My oil says "mineral oil" on the bottle.... that means it will be ok right....  |
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A mate of mine drank a pint of olive oil for a bet. Obviously he did it drunk and woke up in the morning and shat nearly a pint of olive oil. He forgot all about it within a few days but then started getting stomach cramps and eventually had to go to the doctors where he was asked: "Have you drank or eaten anything strange in the last few days?"
Bet that made the doctors day!  |
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Never mind drinking used engine oil, how the feck did he manage to destroy a CG motor in 109 miles  ____________________ The RXS100: vehicle of choice for Chuck Norris |
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Old Thread Alert!
The last post was made 16 years, 81 days ago. Instead of replying here, would creating a new thread be more useful? |
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