Slam get your arse out here.

[warped one]

Me and Maria have noticed the spanker has gone missing and would like to know where it has gone.

It was in the front room when you last stayed so could we please have it back
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amnesia - Never in the history of usernames has one been more accurate. Warped indeed. You sir are a fecking oddball.

[DJH]

https://files.sharenator.com/1945look_at_me_attention_whore_Holy_Awesomeness-s315x429-33471-580.jpg

[DJH]

https://images.encyclopediadramatica.com/images/4/44/Cool_story.jpg

[That_Hornet]

Text message or public forum...... hum......... Yes the forum, much better.

[Misc]

Stop feeding the trolls. Warped gets so many replies to his threads which just adds fuel to the fire.

Stop feeding him, Simples.

[hellkat]

[Ste]

[Fisty]

https://jamiedubs.com/fuckflickr/data/thumb/noone-gives-a-fuck-domo.jpg

[edit] thattl fucking teach me to log in prior to replying [edit]
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TL1000R | Hayabusa | ZXR400 | TL1000S | Bandit 400 V
Fatter and faster than Fret

[hellkat]

..
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Not nearly as interesting in real life.

[hellkat]

Ah bugger.
Sorry Fisty
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Not nearly as interesting in real life.

[Fisty]

fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

I am not a faggot and I don't like kitteh porn.

Im gonna go cry now.
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TL1000R | Hayabusa | ZXR400 | TL1000S | Bandit 400 V
Fatter and faster than Fret

[Ste]

[Fisty]

Humph. For what its worth.
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TL1000R | Hayabusa | ZXR400 | TL1000S | Bandit 400 V
Fatter and faster than Fret

[Paulington]

[deleted111]

Wait what, what spanker? That riding crop type thing you revealed from the kitchen?

I'm sure you spent a good while beating up our Chesney with it?

I don't recall much of that night whatsoever :').

Oh but I do remember waking up at about half 8 with a shit ton of mattresses on top of me and couldn't tell if I was laying on my back or my front.

Definitely no spanking device in my possession I can ensure you mate. Give James and Nikki grief, bet they nabbed it




On another note I just wheelied my CG but I know it's irrelevant without pictures, so it's in small writing 'cos even if you lot don't believe me I'm still rather proud of myself about it, if not a little shook up from the experience

[DJH]

[yuri2085]

[Pernig]

[deleted111]

[warped one]

So who the fuck has it? we can't find it anywhere as it's usually on the cabinet next to the TV.

Shall we blame chezzer?

Also Norks only requires a few gram of coke to be going all night.
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amnesia - Never in the history of usernames has one been more accurate. Warped indeed. You sir are a fecking oddball.

[SoND]

Use a crowbar.
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Go back to bed - You have no rights - "Streetfighters ~ Mainstream motorcycling's crackwhore sister."

[Ste]

[warped one]

Nah she's more pale white
Cracking rack though.
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amnesia - Never in the history of usernames has one been more accurate. Warped indeed. You sir are a fecking oddball.

[The Original Muzza]

Use cyanide and instead of spanking with it, inhale it.
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Current Bikes: Husqvarna Svartpilen 401 (2020)
Former Bikes: Honda MSX125 (2014), BMW Funduro (1996), Honda VT500 (1983), Yamaha FZR250 (1989), Suzuki GZ125 Marauder(2005),:Triumph TT600 (2002) (stolen)
From then on, I and the bicycle feelings deeper.