I've got this Friday off work..

[coolhands]

.. but I haven't told the missus. So, do I tell her that it's a day off work, or do I make out like it's a normal day and pretend to get up and ready for work, and then enjoy meself?

If I tell her I'll prolly get loads of jobs like take the little one to nursery; do housework jobs etc.

[Benson_JV]

Tell her its a normal day. You know you want to.
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[CaNsA]

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[WildGoose]

Erm, tell her you are having a day off, and will do what the fuck you like.

Getting up and ready for work in some kind of charade defeats the whole point, and loses your opportunity for a lie in. This is why I have never understood why people take "half days" off work.

Tell her the same morning, when she questions why you aren't getting out of bed, if you must.

Would you impose tasks on her, if she was having a day off?
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So in other words, he stopped you for being flagrantly in posession of a motorcycle in direct contravention of the Hippies, Darkies and People Whose Face I Don't Like The Look of (Police Powers) Act. 1976

[coolhands]

[hornetmike]

man up, tell her you got a day off and you want to start it with a bacon sandwich.
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Current BMW R1200GS 2010

[coolhands]

[Howling TerrorOutOfOffice]

Set your alarm 15mins early and start wanking...when she asks what the hell you're doing, tell her you are wanking as it's your day off...Wipe on curtain...Job done.
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[Digitalize]

dont tell her.

Then spend the day trying to not be a little whipped bitch.
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[warped one]

Tell her.

She might give you some special loving on your day off.
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[Ariel Badger]

If she had a day off how would you feel if she hid it from you?
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[The Shaggy D.A.]

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Chances are quite high you are not in my Monkeysphere, and I don't care about you. Don't take it personally.
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Previously : CB100N > CB250RS > XJ900F > GT550 > GPZ750R/1000RX > AJS M16 > R100RT > Bullet 500 > CB500 > LS650P > Bullet Electra X & YBR125 > Bullet 350 "Superstar" & YBR125 Custom > Royal Enfield Classic 500 Despatch Limited Edition (28 of 200) & CB Two-Fifty Nighthawk > ER5

[Tim..]

[Fawbish]

I fucking hate men that bow to their women like some sort of fucking peasant "My Queen!" scenario.


What, you thought you couldnt get a lass, so when one comes along you'll be her little bitch?

STFU, sit down and listen up.

Gently remove your tampon then go enjoy a fucking day off. Pussy.
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[Silver]

[The Original Muzza]

I'm getting the impression you are scared of your wife. That's fine. Gay, but fine nonetheless.

Tell her but also tell her that you have stuff PLANNED for YOU time. You are going to ride the bike 250 miles for the fuck of it, then buy a bacon roll.
The rest of the stuff is up to you. You can even make shit up like you're going snowboarding or you can think up your own lies, just don't blame me when she doesn't like your idea of "wanking and playing xbox" .
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From then on, I and the bicycle feelings deeper.

[map]

Take the day off.
Mention that you'll be using it to go and sort her Xmas present.
That way win brownie points and no comeback.
Appears to work for me, if anyone asks I'll deny it

Downside is that you will have to sort a Xmas present, although it doesn't have to be on the Friday (in the end you were just looking for ideas remember and having tried the Swedish massage decided she wouldn't approve like it).

[Fawbish]

[The Shaggy D.A.]

He has to do it in the shower.

"It's mine, and I'll wash it as fast as I like"
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Currently : Royal Enfield 350 Meteor
Previously : CB100N > CB250RS > XJ900F > GT550 > GPZ750R/1000RX > AJS M16 > R100RT > Bullet 500 > CB500 > LS650P > Bullet Electra X & YBR125 > Bullet 350 "Superstar" & YBR125 Custom > Royal Enfield Classic 500 Despatch Limited Edition (28 of 200) & CB Two-Fifty Nighthawk > ER5

[thegubner]

When I have the day off my missus goes out.

Man up.

[map]

[J0Al1]

GOSH I'm getting the impression that blokes really do think a bacon sarni is a treat.

I know how to spoil my man on his day off now....

[J0Al1]

Why are you scared of your partner anyway?
Can't you just say, 'no sorry not today hun Ive made plans'...?

[The Shaggy D.A.]

[coolhands]

No seriously we have a very healthy relationship.





I do what I'm told, and I stay healthy