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Wave2k
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PostPosted: 19:41 - 11 Apr 2011    Post subject: Reply with quote

My 'Woman' is the only one of legal age, 23 years old

technically with your new bikes, most of you are bike paedophiles

(both my bike and real mrs are 23 Razz )
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PostPosted: 19:58 - 11 Apr 2011    Post subject: Reply with quote

Dr. Quack wrote:
What's that sticking out of the side?
Is that the exhaust?
Must be loud.


It's fairly quiet, the little snail shaped thing has a dynamo in it. The exhaust gas leaves the engine then runs the dynamo up to speed, it's a clever way of cutting the battery and charging circuit out of the electrics. Less to go wrong and saves a few kilos of weight as well. Saving weight is important to some people, obviously CHR15 is one of them, you can tell by the way he's stripped all the heavy anodising off the foot pegs.
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PostPosted: 20:06 - 11 Apr 2011    Post subject: Reply with quote

CHR15 wrote:
mines 11 Wink

i'm into that sort of thing Laughing


Turbocharged 11 year olds are ok Wink
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PostPosted: 20:20 - 11 Apr 2011    Post subject: Reply with quote

At this rate some of you guys will make a prophet Wink
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PostPosted: 20:31 - 11 Apr 2011    Post subject: Reply with quote

at my age ... its easier to go for the older soviet bloc slaaags.

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PostPosted: 20:33 - 11 Apr 2011    Post subject: Reply with quote

Im-a-Ridah wrote:
prophet Wink


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PostPosted: 20:51 - 11 Apr 2011    Post subject: Reply with quote

CHR15 wrote:
it might reduce power a bit when done, but it should provide very good fuel economy!


It all balances out though, just fit one of THESE and it'll claw the lost horsepower back. You'll have more than enough amperage spare to feed it with that trick system you've got on there.
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PostPosted: 20:57 - 11 Apr 2011    Post subject: Reply with quote

rob yarrr wrote:

once it gos black,it never grows back


Corrected for you. Very Happy [/b]
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PostPosted: 21:01 - 11 Apr 2011    Post subject: Reply with quote

Is my bike a looker?


...No.

Is my missus, however?


...No.
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PostPosted: 21:04 - 11 Apr 2011    Post subject: Reply with quote

Undressed my 20 year old jap the other day. Unfortunately not as good looking without her clothes Sad
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PostPosted: 21:20 - 11 Apr 2011    Post subject: Reply with quote

True to life: Once an Italian female gets to a certain age...

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PostPosted: 22:23 - 11 Apr 2011    Post subject: Reply with quote

Mine is a mature gentleman. . . . . .whom i have treated badly and left too fucked to move Laughing

i have to wash my own pots as there is no Mr Cornishbird for me to order around Sick
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PostPosted: 22:26 - 11 Apr 2011    Post subject: Reply with quote

cornishbird wrote:
there is no Mr Cornishbird


You shouldn't have said that.
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PostPosted: 22:35 - 11 Apr 2011    Post subject: Reply with quote

Mine's 7, and she's single. Sick

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PostPosted: 06:52 - 12 Apr 2011    Post subject: Reply with quote

binge wrote:
Mine's 11, and she's single.


I ride a 12 year old twin! That sounds soooo wrong!

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PostPosted: 07:09 - 12 Apr 2011    Post subject: Reply with quote

My curvy Italian lady in her snazzy clothes! Laughing

Or following the above comments.... Me riding a 9 year old twin! Confused Neutral
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PostPosted: 07:33 - 12 Apr 2011    Post subject: Reply with quote

Mine is an 11 year old yellow japanese twin with MASSIVE cans.

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PostPosted: 08:35 - 12 Apr 2011    Post subject: Reply with quote

Just over 20 years old, she's been around enough to be an interesting ride. Maybe not quite as tight as some of the young things you guys parade around with but once she gets going it's obvious that experience makes a winning ride.

A slightly slutty bare midriff shot.

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Fully dressed.

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PostPosted: 09:05 - 12 Apr 2011    Post subject: Reply with quote

My 6 year old. Although good looking, not much personality or fun.

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