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Who is going to cook my tea?
Me
35%
 35%  [ 19 ]
Kebab shop
14%
 14%  [ 8 ]
Chinese guy
1%
 1%  [ 1 ]
Chip shop
9%
 9%  [ 5 ]
A 22yr old Nympho who likes fat blokes
38%
 38%  [ 21 ]
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PostPosted: 15:51 - 19 Aug 2011    Post subject: Tea Time Tonight? Reply with quote

Who is going to cook it tonight?












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PostPosted: 15:54 - 19 Aug 2011    Post subject: Reply with quote

Me, as I'm home alone.

That said, looking at the options of your poll, I'm now tempted to jump on the bike, grab some fish and chips and go find somewhere scenic to go and eat them.
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PostPosted: 15:56 - 19 Aug 2011    Post subject: Reply with quote

Me, pasta and chicken after training.
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PostPosted: 15:57 - 19 Aug 2011    Post subject: Reply with quote

Off to see the other half tonight, she's somewhat of a nympho but can't cook to save her life, so I think I'm going to have to whack a vote on the chip shop. Thumbs Up
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PostPosted: 15:57 - 19 Aug 2011    Post subject: Reply with quote

Double post.
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PostPosted: 16:04 - 19 Aug 2011    Post subject: Reply with quote

Probably the chipy tonight as I'm out for a few beers afterwork tonight.

Although the Mrs will probably have also made something too, in which case the dog (not the wife) will be having a nice mean tonight! Very Happy
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PostPosted: 16:06 - 19 Aug 2011    Post subject: Reply with quote

I clicked "A 22yr old Nympho who likes fat blokes".

However, my Nympho is 26 years old. Wink
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PostPosted: 16:07 - 19 Aug 2011    Post subject: Reply with quote

Ate out for lunch a huge 28 day matured rump steak with chips, pepper sauce, onion rings, mushroom and tomato. Might just have a sammich later.


Mrs pinky has us on a diet to lose the rotundness I have developed. Today was a treat. Laughing
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PostPosted: 16:20 - 19 Aug 2011    Post subject: Reply with quote

On me todd with bugger all to do tonight so may have to find something fancy to cook just to keep me entertained...


sooo probably chip shop Cool
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PostPosted: 16:57 - 19 Aug 2011    Post subject: Reply with quote

Where's the 'Mummy' option?
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PostPosted: 17:06 - 19 Aug 2011    Post subject: Reply with quote

Just had two slices of cheese on toast, extra Worcester sauce. Thats mere pre-dinner as I'm going out tonight; we're having a pre-towner at my mates, his 19 year old missis is cooking us a big chilli.

It recently got better too, she is bring some of her bang tidy mates and he just liberated two bottles of Drappier from the parents' garage.

This will all be followed by a trip to the Worcester Kebab House for their finest large chicken kebab, extra chilli sauce and chips.

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PostPosted: 17:38 - 19 Aug 2011    Post subject: Reply with quote

Chicken
Mash
Mixed veg
Yorkshire puddings
Stuffing
Graaavy.






Chocolate ice cream. Damn i'm full.
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PostPosted: 18:11 - 19 Aug 2011    Post subject: Reply with quote

Just spent £10 on bacon and £10 on carlsberg export so I imagine my tea will involve bacon and beer.
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PostPosted: 18:51 - 19 Aug 2011    Post subject: Reply with quote

Kiev and chips made by ....................................... Me Crying or Very sad
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PostPosted: 20:38 - 19 Aug 2011    Post subject: Reply with quote

pinkyfloyd wrote:
Ate out for lunch a huge 28 day matured rump steak with chips, pepper sauce, onion rings, mushroom and tomato. Might just have a sammich later.


Mrs pinky has us on a diet to lose the rotundness I have developed. Today was a treat. Laughing


How 1980's - did you have a prawn cocktail starter and a black forest gateaux for dessert?
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PostPosted: 21:03 - 19 Aug 2011    Post subject: Reply with quote

RRabeni wrote:
pinkyfloyd wrote:
Ate out for lunch a huge 28 day matured rump steak with chips, pepper sauce, onion rings, mushroom and tomato. Might just have a sammich later.


Mrs pinky has us on a diet to lose the rotundness I have developed. Today was a treat. Laughing


How 1980's - did you have a prawn cocktail starter and a black forest gateaux for dessert?


No I had your mom on a bed of lettuce. She wasnt too impressed though after I told her the salad tasted and smelt better than she did., Middle Finger
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PostPosted: 21:23 - 19 Aug 2011    Post subject: Reply with quote

[quote="pinkyfloyd]

No I had your mom on a bed of lettuce. She wasnt too impressed though after I told her the salad tasted and smelt better than she did., Middle Finger[/quote]

I'm not American, what ever gave you that idea?

Oh sorry, you mean Mum....

Not really sure why you felt the need to post that to be honest. Of course the salad would smell and taste better, she's 76.
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PostPosted: 21:27 - 19 Aug 2011    Post subject: Reply with quote

RRabeni wrote:
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No I had your mom on a bed of lettuce. She wasnt too impressed though after I told her the salad tasted and smelt better than she did., Middle Finger


I'm not American, what ever gave you that idea?

Oh sorry, you mean Mum....

Not really sure why you felt the need to post that to be honest. Of course the salad would smell and taste better, she's 76.[/quote]

Posted mine for the same reason you posted yours. To be an obnoxious little bastard. Wink

I thought you had flounced. Or is the R6 unridable again little girl?
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PostPosted: 21:36 - 19 Aug 2011    Post subject: Reply with quote

pinkyfloyd wrote:


Posted mine for the same reason you posted yours. To be an obnoxious little bastard. Wink

I thought you had flounced. Or is the R6 unridable again little girl?


Not Wilson123456789.

Not really sure why you thought a light hearted joke at your steak and chips meal, which is a standard foody joke (would have thought you would have appreciated that, given your career) . Hardly obnoxious. Weirdo.
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PostPosted: 21:42 - 19 Aug 2011    Post subject: Reply with quote

You seem to know so much about me. How bout you tell the rest of us who you really are then. Few digs at a select few users on a few threads leads me to believe you're using another name for some reason.

Care to enlighten us or you going talk rubbish behind this name for a bit to keep us guessing?
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PostPosted: 21:48 - 19 Aug 2011    Post subject: Reply with quote

Don't ruin a good thread man.

I posted a joke, you got the wrong end of the stick, you made offensive remarks, I'm sorry you missed the joke. Don't try to turn this onto me. You are the abusive one here.

Anyway



Chippy dinner for me & the kids!
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PostPosted: 21:59 - 19 Aug 2011    Post subject: Reply with quote

RRabeni wrote:
Don't ruin a good thread man.

I posted a joke, you got the wrong end of the stick, you made offensive remarks, I'm sorry you missed the joke. Don't try to turn this onto me. You are the abusive one here.

Anyway



Chippy dinner for me & the kids!


Well I wouldn't go as far as abusive more a gentle reminder not to diss a mans steak and chips..

I had Chinese, was lovely, but given I've just lost a stone* in the past month I feel I've let the side down a bit...


* I'm not fat, just big boned
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PostPosted: 06:50 - 20 Aug 2011    Post subject: Reply with quote

I had 4 pints and a bag of peanuts Thumbs Up
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PostPosted: 07:10 - 20 Aug 2011    Post subject: Reply with quote

I had the best kebab I think I've ever had. Then an entire bucket of ice cream all to myself, and 5 bottles of ale.

I'm getting fat.
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PostPosted: 09:08 - 20 Aug 2011    Post subject: Reply with quote

I cooked steak with new pots in garlic & herb butter, plus a few slices of bread to mop up the juice.
Washed it down with a couple of cold beers, and enjoyed a relaxing Jamaican Woodbine for pudding.
Then i fell asleep on the sofa after watching about 5 minutes of Arnie in Red Heat, snored like a pig (according to mrsgixer), woke up at 6am and went to bed.
My life is just incredible.
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