Children's rhymes you will never forget

[Blue_SV650S]

I'll start:-


"Beans Beans are good for the heart, the more you eat, the more you fart!!"


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[neil.]

Snot and bogie pie,
Mixed in with a dead dog's eye,
Eat it up quick with a cup of cold sick,
Snot and bogie pie.
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[Blue_SV650S]

"Ip-dip dog sh1t - you are NOT 'it'!"



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The purpose of life is to fight maturity.

[Dragonfly]

Mary had a little lamb she took it to her wedding
she took it outside tied it to a pole and kicked its f*cking head in.

mary had a little lamb she tied it to a pilon a hundred volts blew up its ass and turned its wool to nylon.
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[Blue_SV650S]

[K0rnIsAFAGGOT]

There once was a man called Dan Ducket,whose cock was so long he could suck it,he said with a grin wiping sperm from his chin,if my ear was a fanny I'd f**k it!

[Misc]

Ollie ollie ollie tits in the trolley balls in the biscuit tin.

[supZ]

[JAMSXR]

I would have thought the last one has been around for years!


my friend billy
had a ten foot willy
he went to show the girl next door
she thought it was a snake
and hit it with a rake
and now its only 2 foot 4

Daisy, Daisy, give me your tits to chew
I'm half crazy, me balls are turning blue
I can't afford a condom, a plastic bag'll do,
And you'll look sweet upon a seat,
With me on top of you!
So lie on your back and open your crack
And I'll be nice to you!

hitler,
he only had one ball
the other
is in the albert hall
his mother
the dirty bugger
cut them off when he was small
the wind
blew it into a tree
and then
into the sea
and the fishes
with their dishes
had scollops and bollocks for tea
whoopee!
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[mad4it028]

jesus christ super star
came down from heaven on a yamaha
done a skid
killed a kid
left his bolloks on a dustbin lid ???
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[Luke_Retrofly]

Ip dip dog shit, fucking bastard dirty git, you are not it.

Nanny Fanny
Fish a fanny
Condoms only 54p

I'm the king of the castle and your the dirty arsehole!

[stinkwheel]

Where once was a man from Devizes,
Whose balls were of different sizes.
One was so small,
It was no ball at all.
But the other won several prizes.
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[mad4it028]

there was an old man called crocket
who built a gigantic rocket
the rocket went bang
his balls went clang
and his cock ended up in his pocket
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[supZ]

how about the old songs then..

we 3 kings of orient 'a
one in a taxi, one in a car
one on a scooter beeping his hooooter
smoking a big cigar

oooh oh star of wonder
star of light
star with royal beauty bright
westwood leading
through the ceiling
guide us to thy traffic light ??

we 3 kings of licester square
selling ladies underwear
no elastic
how fantasic
buy your granny a pair

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jingle bells batman smells
robin flew away
the batmobile lost a wheel
and the joker ran away hey!

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hi ho hi ho
its off to work we go
with a bucket and spade and a hand grenade
hi ho...
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[The Shaggy D.A.]

[mad4it028]

one i learnt in english all them years ago that stuck


one fine day in the middle of the night
two dead men got up to fight
back to back the faced each other
drew there swords n shot each other

blind man there to see fair play
dumb man there to shout hurray
2 cripple men to carry them away

if you dont beleave this storeys true
ask the blind man he saw it too
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[Luke_Retrofly]

Mary had a little lamb
its fleece was white as snow
Ten thousdand volts went up its bum
and turned its wool to Nylon

Mary had a little lamb
its fleece was white as snow
we tied to a lamp post
and kicked its fucking head in

That last one sucked...

[tutton]

Drivin down the motorway doing 64,
mumma did a big one and blew me out the door,
The engine couldnt take it, the wheels just fell apart
all becuase mum did a supersonic fart!
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[Luke_Retrofly]

Over the hill came Little bo peep
with 20 pounds of swinging meat
She said no man could get her down
Then over the hill came Jack
He laid her down on the grass
and shoved his balls right up her ass
In frustration she did a fart
And blew his testicles right apart

[Skudd]

One banana, two banana, three banana, four.
All joined the army for the second world war
one had a tomy gun, one had a stick, one had a hand grinade tied to his, tra la la lah
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[the grim reaper]

Willy was a sheep dog, lying in the grass,
Along came a bumblebee and stung him on his ...,
Ask no questions, tell no lies,
I saw a farmer doing up his .....,
Flies are a nuisance, bees are worse,
And this is the end of this stupid little verse.

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Georgie Porgie, Pudding and Pie,
Kissed the girls and made them cry,
When the boys came out to play,
He kissed them too cos he was gay.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill, I don't know how they stuck it,
After they walked fifteen miles, they found they had no bucket.

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Mary had a little bike, she rode it back to front,
Every time she pulled hte brake, the seat went up her c**t.

I remember loads more too, just don't get me started on rugby songs

Cheers

Grim
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[Barry_M2]

Little Miss Muffet sat on her tuffet her knickers all tattered and torn,
it wasn't a spider that sat down beside her,
it was little boy blue with his horn!
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[Luke_Retrofly]

[mad4it028]

one my kids sing

i hate you
you hate me
lets get together n kill barney
with a baseball bat a bit 4 by 4
no more purple dinosaur
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[LustyLew]

Mary had a little sheep
With her one night it went to sleep
The sheep turned out to be a ram
Now mary has a little lamb!

Mary had a little lamb
Its fleece was white and wispy.
Then it caught Foot and Mouth Disease
And now it's black and crispy.

Mary had a little lamb
her father shot it dead.
Now it goes to school with her
between two chunks of bread.
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