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SoND
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PostPosted: 20:55 - 05 Nov 2011    Post subject: Reply with quote
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PostPosted: 21:20 - 05 Nov 2011    Post subject: Reply with quote
Looks like Spam
Sounds like Spam
Probably tastes like Spam

Hi Spam

I also love the way you try to say you aren't spam by adding the word "beef" to your post... Nice try mister Laughing
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PostPosted: 21:24 - 05 Nov 2011    Post subject: Reply with quote
Being separated from your loved ones must be really dreadful and I can't imagine the pain that you must be suffering.
If you fail in your long uphill struggle with the people that wish to keep you and your family apart then I suggest that your best option would be to fuckoff over to The Philipines and stay there, you spammingbastard.
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PostPosted: 21:35 - 05 Nov 2011    Post subject: Reply with quote
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PostPosted: 21:48 - 05 Nov 2011    Post subject: Reply with quote
The test was posted not long ago, we all took it, we all failed.

It was bullshit.


https://www.bikechatforums.com/viewtopic.php?t=231340&highlight=test


You can see why it sounded like spam (1st post is a link), stop being a bitch Thumbs Up .
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Raffles
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PostPosted: 21:49 - 05 Nov 2011    Post subject: Reply with quote
Not only are you a bad speller, you're also unable to count. So far there have been three posters that seem to think that you're an arsehole, not two............Thicktwat.
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PostPosted: 21:56 - 05 Nov 2011    Post subject: Reply with quote
See this finger raffles Middle Finger take it out your boyfriend's ass and stick it up yours, you obviously need comforting tonight. there there!!
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PostPosted: 22:02 - 05 Nov 2011    Post subject: Reply with quote
Raffles wrote:
Not only are you a bad speller, you're also unable to count. So far there have been three posters that seem to think that you're an arsehole, not two............Thicktwat.


There are 4 Wink.
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PostPosted: 22:09 - 05 Nov 2011    Post subject: Reply with quote
Steve..r wrote:
See this finger raffles Middle Finger take it out your boyfriend's ass and stick it up yours, you obviously need comforting tonight. there there!!

At least I have my boyfriend here with me. Your ladyboy is stuck in The Philipines and is probably getting rogered by American Sailors as we speak.
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PostPosted: 22:11 - 05 Nov 2011    Post subject: Reply with quote
Did you not consider any of this before you knocked up some bird from abroad?

On an entirely separate point, how do you know Raffles' boyfriend has a donkey?
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PostPosted: 22:12 - 05 Nov 2011    Post subject: Reply with quote
This thread has went better than expected.
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PostPosted: 22:18 - 05 Nov 2011    Post subject: Re: Life in the UK Test - Will you pass it?? Reply with quote
Steve..r wrote:
Too many assholes on this thread, so I am removing my post.

Pussy.
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PostPosted: 22:20 - 05 Nov 2011    Post subject: Reply with quote
Ooooh, looks like we may have a flouncer........

Eyes down for a full house:

https://s4.postimage.org/43dfjvc97/flounce_bingo.jpg
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PostPosted: 22:22 - 05 Nov 2011    Post subject: Reply with quote
Raffles wrote:
Steve..r wrote:
See this finger raffles Middle Finger take it out your boyfriend's ass and stick it up yours, you obviously need comforting tonight. there there!!

At least I have my boyfriend here with me. Your ladyboy is stuck in The Philipines and is probably getting rogered by American Sailors as we speak.

Dumb cunt, you probably don't even know where it is!! Geography not a strong point, oh, or general knowledge, the US went home in the early 90's you twat.

You are so fucking tough behind your keyboard, I bet you are a wimpy stumpy fuck in real life. Get your bf to draw a map of the world on you ass cheeks he can then go fuck you in the south pole!! you prick!!
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PostPosted: 22:26 - 05 Nov 2011    Post subject: Reply with quote
CHR15 wrote:
nooo..

tl:dr of the original thread now!


https://www.hiren.info/life-in-the-uk-test/1 thats the link CHR15
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PostPosted: 22:34 - 05 Nov 2011    Post subject: Reply with quote
Steve..r wrote:
Get your bf to draw a map of the world on you ass cheeks he can then go fuck you in the south pole!! you prick!!


ROFL!!!

I'm sorry you guys, I have to give him karma points for that.


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PostPosted: 22:53 - 05 Nov 2011    Post subject: Reply with quote
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PostPosted: 23:08 - 05 Nov 2011    Post subject: Reply with quote
SoND wrote:
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Oh!! what a clever fucker you are, Clapping there must be a brownie point for you somewhere..... I remember, not so much a brownie point, but brown stink finger, still warm from Raffle's boyfriend's recent insertion.

Now try to fucking hide it you prick!! Sleeping Rolling Eyes
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PostPosted: 23:16 - 05 Nov 2011    Post subject: Reply with quote
Steve..r wrote:
there must be a brownie point for you somewhere..... I remember, not so much a brownie point, but brown stink finger, still warm from Raffle's boyfriend's recent insertion.

Oy, SoND, you stay away from my boyfriend Evil or Very Mad
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PostPosted: 23:24 - 05 Nov 2011    Post subject: Reply with quote
Raffles wrote:
Steve..r wrote:
there must be a brownie point for you somewhere..... I remember, not so much a brownie point, but brown stink finger, still warm from Raffle's boyfriend's recent insertion.

Oy, SoND, you stay away from my boyfriend Evil or Very Mad


two timing bitch Laughing Rolling Eyes
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Steve..r wrote:
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PostPosted: 01:50 - 06 Nov 2011    Post subject: Reply with quote
I'm 'legal' because I don't need to take the test as both my parents were British (though I wasn't born in the UK).

If I want to gain nationality to a new country I'd certainly expect to have to jump through some hoops and certainly wouldn't moan about having to read up in a book - if that's really too much hassle, then maybe try for a different country with easier entry requirements?
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