An antisocial hypothetical situation but...........

[Ribenapigeon]

.........Which cute but insuferably annoying celeb babe would you have fall off your pillion at 70 MPH?

My No1 is Zooey (who's that girl bouncing down the dual carreigeway) Deschanel.

[Kingstondavo]

Carly Rae Jepsen. Call me maybe? Nope.
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[Tommon]

[Rogerborg]

[Tommon]

also , add anyone from pointless shows such as That essex shit and geordie shore etc ... were gunna' need a hell of a lot of bikes

[mentalboy]

It's got to be Paris Hilton, but I'd try to get to warp speed first

Edit - just remembered the cute bit, but I'd probably still start with her
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[Boxing]

[Kingstondavo]

I think they both Did to be honest, seems to be the go to PR stunt these days...
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[bikertomm]

Yes, I posted a link of Carly Rae Jepsons sextape in the random banter thread.

She denies it's her though.

Looks like her IMO
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[Alpha-9]

Some seems to have removed the p from her middle name

Cute and annoying?
Cheryl cole except scousers (or wherever the fuck shes from) are never cute


Holly Willoughby
https://trialx.com/g/Holly_Willoughby-3.jpg
although I wouldn't throw her off because
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[bikertomm]

Holly's fit as fuck!
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[snikks]

It would have to be Rhiannon Fish, aka April Scott off home and away, although "Celeb" might be stretching it a bit for a home and away "actress".

https://img839.imageshack.us/img839/9458/rhiannonfishrhiannonbik.jpg
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[mentalboy]

Snikks - wouldn't recommend this one, that bikini would make cagers think some newfangled road marking for speed bumps had been invented
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[bikertomm]

https://hollywilloughby.fansiter.com/pictures/ice-creem.jpg

https://www.askamum.co.uk/upload/29895/images/Holly-Willoughby-450.jpg

https://www1.pictures.zimbio.com/gi/National+Television+Awards+2010+Arrivals+6boSF45nyJgm.jpg


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[cornish]

Well ice-cream is ruined for me now that it's been represented as cold jizz

As for off the back. . .i don't watch any of the celeb/wannabe celeb things, get any of the mags or watch anything involving orange slags so i couldn't possibly choose just one of them.

So, it'd have to be Tom Cruise. I can't stand him. I haven't watched any interviews etc and he may well be very nice (if a bit mental), but right from the get go (Top Gun) something about him just makes me want to hit him in the face with a doorstop. I've no idea what it is tho
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[Ribenapigeon]

For 30 years people have wanted to punch Tom Cruise but he's protected by Scientolagists, also he rides a cool bike in Top Gun.

[moppy]

[BravoCharlie]

if by cute, you meant fake, and by annoying, you meant 'So fucking frustrating she makes me want to stick forks in my eyes every time she appears on tv' - its gotta be Katie Price.

followed closely by lindsay lohan - she was once upon a time cute. no more.


think its possible to build a minibus styled trike? without a roof and some ejector seats?

i'll enter the dragons den and find out!
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[U_W v2.0]

this celeb isnt cute by ANY means,

but i think seeing them fall of the pillion at 70 mphs would be worth carrying them for the time it takes to get to said speed and make sure theres an articulate lorry right behind you

justin beiber.

lets face it, how many of us would enjoy throwing that little twerp out of a plan with no 'chute?
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[BravoCharlie]

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[Teflon-Mike]

I have no idea who you are all talking about!
I recognize two names, and could put a face to one of them!
Maybe its because I don't have a telly!
Now I remember WHY I don't have a telly!
There you go!
Put telly on pillion, get up to 70 infront of polish Artic on the motorway; give telly shove, and ditch the lot of them in one fell swoop!
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[mentalboy]

I couldn't agree with you more on that one Mike, it's got to be the singularly most disagreeable invention of the 20th century.
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[EazyDuz]

all of those TOWIE cunts, especially that fatpig blond one
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[MadCatLady]

Male - Russell Brand
Female - Fern Britton
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