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Marmalade
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PostPosted: 17:20 - 04 Dec 2012    Post subject: 13th Birthday pressie Reply with quote

Any suggestions on a suitable birthday present for a 13yo rug rat?

I won't ask him as it'll run into many hundreds for the cheapest item since dad works and mum don't but can still afford to buy him a ps3box etc so dad will have millions of money.
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PostPosted: 17:31 - 04 Dec 2012    Post subject: Reply with quote

Not sure if I fail or last sentence doesn't make sense.
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PostPosted: 17:36 - 04 Dec 2012    Post subject: Reply with quote

The Artist wrote:
Not sure if I fail or last sentence doesn't make sense.


As dad can afford PS3 he's minted.
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PostPosted: 17:43 - 04 Dec 2012    Post subject: Reply with quote

Hetzer wrote:
The Artist wrote:
Not sure if I fail or last sentence doesn't make sense.


As dad can afford PS3 he's minted.


Thought Marm was dad of said 13yo, my bad
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PostPosted: 17:43 - 04 Dec 2012    Post subject: Reply with quote

Eh? I read it that mum doesn't work but can afford the latest gaming technology, dad does work ergo can afford the gilt edged ferrari his son had been eying up.

13 year old lad? Bongo mags or online credits for fetish websites. The more messed up the better.

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PostPosted: 17:45 - 04 Dec 2012    Post subject: Reply with quote

Get him an indoor RC helicopter. It's the new soap-on-a-rope.
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PostPosted: 17:47 - 04 Dec 2012    Post subject: Reply with quote

Hetzer wrote:
Get him an indoor RC helicopter. It's the new soap-on-a-rope.


Hetzer, I love you.

He might take one of her eyes out Thumbs Up
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PostPosted: 17:49 - 04 Dec 2012    Post subject: Reply with quote

The Artist wrote:
Thought Marm was dad of said 13yo, my bad


He is.

She doesn't / cannot work but he has all the latest games bought by her etc so seems he feels I am loaded as i work my arse off.
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PostPosted: 18:01 - 04 Dec 2012    Post subject: Reply with quote

Take him Go-Karting as part of a present?
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PostPosted: 18:11 - 04 Dec 2012    Post subject: Reply with quote

Give him a dose of the real world with a bag of oranges.
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PostPosted: 18:16 - 04 Dec 2012    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Give him a dose of the real world with a bag of oranges.


And a cotton reel tank! Thumbs Up
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PostPosted: 18:20 - 04 Dec 2012    Post subject: Reply with quote

Wave2k wrote:
Give him a dose of the real world with a bag of oranges.


That's what my boy will be getting next year, after this year's £500+ bow and arrer. Shocked Neutral Crying or Very sad
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PostPosted: 18:25 - 04 Dec 2012    Post subject: Reply with quote

If he has a ps3 and she supplies him endless games - get him an xbox.

He'll love you for it - but she won't Very Happy
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PostPosted: 18:40 - 04 Dec 2012    Post subject: Reply with quote

Pete. wrote:
If he has a ps3 and she supplies him endless games - get him an xbox.

He'll love you for it - but she won't Very Happy


He's already got one, and a wii Rolling Eyes
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PostPosted: 19:30 - 04 Dec 2012    Post subject: Reply with quote

No one has suggested coke and whores. What's wrong with you BCF?
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PostPosted: 19:37 - 04 Dec 2012    Post subject: Reply with quote

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No one has suggested coke and whores. What's wrong with you BCF?


13, seriously? He'd have had that LAST year! Very Happy
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PostPosted: 21:43 - 04 Dec 2012    Post subject: Reply with quote

stick some credit on his playstation, can buy extra maps and weapons for BF3 or black ops
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PostPosted: 21:58 - 04 Dec 2012    Post subject: Reply with quote

andys350 wrote:
stick some credit on his playstation, can buy extra maps and weapons for BF3 or black ops


I know all the kids are into the games quite a lot but I try to get him involved in real life as much as possible.
I find it really difficult spending on non things. I'd rather take him bowling or camping than extra guns on a console.

Hell, I'd rather pay for a hooker than gaming. At least it'll be a slice of reality.
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PostPosted: 22:04 - 04 Dec 2012    Post subject: Reply with quote

robs321 wrote:
Wave2k wrote:
Give him a dose of the real world with a bag of oranges.


And a cotton reel tank! Thumbs Up


I hope he means beating the teenager with the bag of oranges.
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PostPosted: 22:27 - 04 Dec 2012    Post subject: Reply with quote

I took my daughter on a falconry day for her 13th birthday, she loved it and it was all good parent/child bonding time. These people do groupon deals from time to time and I don't think they are millions of miles from you:

https://www.fallowfieldsfalconry.co.uk/offers/

Just a suggestion... x
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PostPosted: 00:08 - 05 Dec 2012    Post subject: Reply with quote

Hetzer wrote:
Wave2k wrote:
Give him a dose of the real world with a bag of oranges.


That's what my boy will be getting next year, after this year's £500+ bow and arrer. Shocked Neutral Crying or Very sad

Next year I'm getting him a snipers rifle and 500 rounds Thumbs Up


Good man Thumbs Up
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PostPosted: 09:05 - 05 Dec 2012    Post subject: Reply with quote

BCF....

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Debate should be "Minimoto or pit bike."
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PostPosted: 09:09 - 05 Dec 2012    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Debate should be "Minimoto or pit bike."


He lives in bristol. They only have to sniff a minimoto before they impound it on demand of a licence and insurance.
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PostPosted: 09:56 - 05 Dec 2012    Post subject: Reply with quote

All day session at M4 karting on the karts/minimotos? Always a proper good laugh there Thumbs Up
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PostPosted: 10:01 - 05 Dec 2012    Post subject: Reply with quote

What I wanted at 13.

Fishing rod
Air rifle
BB gun
Tent and a camping knife
Go karting
Shitter of a car/motorcycle to fix up.
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