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Redoko
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PostPosted: 19:30 - 25 Dec 2012    Post subject: Pro Christmas thread. Reply with quote

Yeah we know most of you are anti christmas but for those of you who actually are having a good time today, what did you get then? Whore out your presents.

What have you done today?
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PostPosted: 19:46 - 25 Dec 2012    Post subject: Reply with quote

Well its more about the kids this year so they got spoilt. Little baby satan got a cloud babies play house thing with the cloud babies to go with it. Currently she has lost it as I have put it away because she's throwing the mother of all tantrums and throwing it around.

Middle kid got an android tablet I preloaded with the games she plays on my phone and the Little Mermaid movie and the usual bollocks. Sweets etc.

Bigshit got money as always and a few little bits.

Wife got some smellys and bath stuff with some Pandora charms. She now has 3 bracelets full. Probably around £1500 of charms now.

I got from the wife a pair of bike gloves, a fleecy top and a jerga top. Sadly the top was too small so big shit claimed it and Mrs Pinky is getting me a fat bastard size. From bigshit I got a "keep calm you grumpy old git" mug and a box of Whittards 8 coffee selection.

All in all a great day apart from Baby satan screaming and the house full of cold. Laughing
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PostPosted: 19:47 - 25 Dec 2012    Post subject: Reply with quote

I went riding and got a R500 love letter from the cops, or appear in court

https://www.bikechatforums.com/viewtopic.php?p=3434043#3434043

I got a choclate bar and home made card from the kids.

But we had christmas on sunday, so i just kept to myself today and ate from all the leftover turkey.

My son got a laptop so now he doesnt have to use mine, and my daughter got a huge set of head phones with controlabe boom boom vibrations so I dont have to listen to her pop music which consists of women moaning and screaming, some lovey dovey words over and over.

So everyone is happy. Except for my present from the cops... that was a really shitty gift Crying or Very sad . Oh well, would have been far worse if they had a camera and got me speeding
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PostPosted: 19:50 - 25 Dec 2012    Post subject: Re: Pro Christmas thread. Reply with quote

Redoko wrote:
Yeah we know most of you are anti christmas but for those of you who actually are having a good time today, what did you get then? Whore out your presents.

What have you done today?


Have had lovely day. Smile Father Christmas left me a stocking with, amongst loads of sweets etc, a map of Route 66 to plan my ride-it-on-a-Harley adventure. HOW did he know??

Then off to Crisis at Christmas, didn't get in till 2pm but they had saved me a hot Christmas dinner. Worked in logisitics office with some really nice people till 7 then headed home. Just about to catch up with crappy TV and open my pressies.
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PostPosted: 19:53 - 25 Dec 2012    Post subject: Reply with quote

I got a Bike is born by Mark Evans - love the series!

Money (went straight on rent Rolling Eyes )
RST Winter Gloves
Choklut
The Stig alarm clock
Choklut
Panties
Socks
A shirt
Another shirt
Another shirt
4 boxes of Lynx shower gel and deodorant, 3 boxes being the same
Moisterising cream (Saving it just for J.M.)

..and last but not least, going to hospital to see my Grandad - not a well chap Crying or Very sad
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PostPosted: 19:54 - 25 Dec 2012    Post subject: Reply with quote

I got me a nice i5 quad core processor towards my pc build.
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PostPosted: 20:21 - 25 Dec 2012    Post subject: Reply with quote

I enjoy Christmas, I've got young nephews and nieces and my other halfs family is quite young. It's my first Christmas without my dad which thankfully I've not dwelled on a lot due to keeping busy and that.

I got some new cycling shorts with padding. Thumbs Up

Some cracking books.

The motorbike theory DVD which I didn't know existed.

Some clothes and shoes which I love. Embarassed

I also got a muvi camera for my bike/bicycle. The reviews look good.

Buying myself a new road bicycle in January though so excited!!!!
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PostPosted: 20:47 - 25 Dec 2012    Post subject: Reply with quote

Had a fab day Smile

Sitting on sofa watching TV with missus next too me crocheting last bit of a new bike balaclava for me Smile
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PostPosted: 21:18 - 25 Dec 2012    Post subject: Reply with quote

Wouldnt say im anti xmas, but this year ive looked forward to it the least, maybe its age, maybe its because im newly single, maybe its potato.

Getting drunk to compensate, i have work in the morning which sucks, i was gonna have a bird round but, id never get up for work in time
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PostPosted: 21:27 - 25 Dec 2012    Post subject: Reply with quote

I had Noro Virus and puked and shat a lot.
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PostPosted: 22:30 - 25 Dec 2012    Post subject: Reply with quote

Ariel Badger wrote:
I had Noro Virus and puked and shat a lot.


https://images4.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20110706191611/christmasspecials/images/a/a9/WeeSingTheBestChristmasEverTitleCard.jpg
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PostPosted: 22:33 - 25 Dec 2012    Post subject: Reply with quote

Ariel Badger wrote:
I had Noro Virus and puked and shat a lot.


Package that shit and market it as your own curry.

Spicy as fuck Laughing
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PostPosted: 22:41 - 25 Dec 2012    Post subject: Reply with quote

I've had a fucking lovely day. And what's more, I hope you all have too. Christmas morning and last night with the girlfriend's family, afternoon and evening with mine, good food and drink and enough nice presents to keep me cheery at work on Thursday and Friday.

So i say fuck Mondeo Man and his middle aged ennui. Maybe if he revved his bike past 4k he might be a little more keen on enjoying himself rather than moaning at fucking everything.
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PostPosted: 22:58 - 25 Dec 2012    Post subject: Reply with quote

been a good day got 60 jaffa cakes so plow though tonight Very Happy

anyone get a pack of cable ties this year? i know someone did last year cant remember who lol
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PostPosted: 23:01 - 25 Dec 2012    Post subject: Reply with quote

I got a bacon-scented air freshener, and a bacon-coloured wallet. Also got a zombie-themed fridge magnet poetry set, and I've been promised a CG, once I've got my OH's CBF back on the road.

As much as I generally struggle with this time of year, I'm liking the acquisitions thus far.
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PostPosted: 23:08 - 25 Dec 2012    Post subject: Reply with quote

...................... in the kitchen whilst wearing my new T-shirt.


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PostPosted: 13:38 - 26 Dec 2012    Post subject: Reply with quote

I got:
chocolate
Some jack and jones t-shirts
A couple of FCUK tshirts
A hoody
Moto GP calendar
Shower gel and shave stuff
Electric blanket
And

This!
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PostPosted: 13:42 - 26 Dec 2012    Post subject: Reply with quote

##Paddy## wrote:
Ariel Badger wrote:
I had Noro Virus and puked and shat a lot.


Package that shit and market it as your own curry.

Spicy as fuck Laughing


JUST...MIGHT...WORK!
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PostPosted: 14:20 - 26 Dec 2012    Post subject: Reply with quote

i ate too much drank too much



and have to do it all over again in a bit Laughing


and go to work tomorrow Crying or Very sad
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PostPosted: 14:21 - 26 Dec 2012    Post subject: Reply with quote

Well, my mum bought me a car (cheap off one of her friends) back in November as a joint christmas and birthday present so I wasn't expecting much - but she actually got me 3 or 4 shirts, two brilliant coats (Ben Sherman - must have been a lot) and a 1l bottle of Bells. Me Dad got me some toiletries and a bottle of Teachers.

Come out well this year!

Best thing is, I pretty much seperated myself from all extended family earlier in the year (finally cut ties with my dickhead sister) so I didn't really have to get many presents either. Although, I did get my Dad sky sports, which will cost me £50 a month for the next year. Oop!
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PostPosted: 14:49 - 26 Dec 2012    Post subject: Reply with quote

I drank lots of Newcastle brown ale Smile Got some wicked t-shirts off my sister, quite a few books I asked for then the usual smelly stuff and chocs.

Also got an awesome rucksack for a DSLR I'm buying this week, has lots of secret compartments and pockets to carry lenses/tripod etc. Really cool present.

Xmas for me isn't about presents anyway, it's just nice to have time off work and be with the family. I also just get enjoyment from buying people presents and seeing it make them happy, the gift of giving and all that Thumbs Up
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PostPosted: 15:18 - 26 Dec 2012    Post subject: Reply with quote

Pair of hood jeans
Optimiser
Spada gloves
Chocolates

And a Honda motocycle broucher Question

All in has been a good xmas Thumbs Up
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PostPosted: 17:14 - 26 Dec 2012    Post subject: Reply with quote

Seems a lot of us got mens toiletries...
I got 5 different Lynx Shower Gel's
4 different Lynx Deodorants
and a bottle of Lynx Shampoo...

And then the good presents were:
Spada waterproof/thermal trousers
The Dark Knight trilogy
Track pump
Campervan Cookbook
4 George A. Romero zombie films
£80 + £15 Argos voucher
Beer
Sweets and Chocolate
And a micro-fibre cloth for the bike.

I still have my second christmas yet though.
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PostPosted: 17:16 - 26 Dec 2012    Post subject: Reply with quote

Nothing. But I went out and got absolutely plastered last night and regret mixing cognac with beer cava vodka and rum Sick

I didn't quite get "nothing", I actually got a fair bit of dosh from nans and parents. I will be buying a brand new iPhone 4 from my mate for 80 quid, and then I will either get a new cdj, or some new speakers. Still haven't decided what will enhance my djing experience more - being able to mix between mp3 to mp3 (currently have 2 vinyl, 1 cdj), or mix the same tunes as before but have some nice speakers. If serato sl3 wasn't so bloody expensive I'd get that, and I I don't want the older versions because they don't support more than 2 decks Confused
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PostPosted: 17:22 - 26 Dec 2012    Post subject: Reply with quote

Svedebo wrote:
Nothing. But I went out and got absolutely plastered last night and regret mixing cognac with beer cava vodka and rum Sick

I didn't quite get "nothing", I actually got a fair bit of dosh from nans and parents. I will be buying a brand new iPhone 4 from my mate for 80 quid, and then I will either get a new cdj, or some new speakers. Still haven't decided what will enhance my djing experience more - being able to mix between mp3 to mp3 (currently have 2 vinyl, 1 cdj), or mix the same tunes as before but have some nice speakers. If serato sl3 wasn't so bloody expensive I'd get that, and I I don't want the older versions because they don't support more than 2 decks Confused


you got cash? Dont you know people in africa are starving and you want to buy iphones and stuff? It is the season of giving. Now be a good Christian and donate your excess. I will send you bank details Mr. Green
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