Almost dropped my bike.

[JiveBunny]

Foolishly went out in the snow out of sheer boredom knew it was a bad idea as I left the street anyway didn't get half a mile from home and disaster strikes at a set of temp traffic lights my bike cut out (ignition coil doesn't like getting wet).

I had no WD40 on me at the time so there I am wheeling my bike on to the walkway took shelter in a bus stop called a few female friends to tell them some home truths about what I think of them out of anger.

Started pushing it home in five inch deep of snow lucky for me someone I know wouldn't call him a friend he's a fat twat who rides a scooter he stopped with his dopey mate gave me a squirt of WD40 managed to get me up the hill and home.

Got to my house street is completely covered in snow no one dare go out and they have 4X4s getting into the garage was a nightmare almost slid from underneath me luckily I am built like John Cena and managed to hold it up on ice and a fresh layer of snow.

Flung the cover over it and went for a toot round to the shop whistling a happy tune.

Won't be going out again until it clears so BCF is stuck with me until I am banned maybe.

I expect no sympathy from anyone on this forum.

[Howling TerrorOutOfOffice]

...I know I know. Then John came in and he was wearing the exact same jumper. Steve was like. and I was like .
Tell you...It was a crazy night.
____________________
Diabolical homemade music Bandcamp and Soundcloud
Singer songwriter, Artist and allround good bloke Listen to Andrew Susan Johnston here
The Harry Turner Project

[LockyUK]

please fall under a lorry

[Eddie Hitler]

Attention whore?

[GreyFox]

Jive Bunny, I remember your "records" from the early 90's, and coupled with this post, I declare you to be truly an utter cunt.

People stopped to help, and they were the arseholes?! You told a few female friends some home truths? Yer Mum and yer sister don't count.

Thoroughly enjoyable read other than that. Massive thumbs up.
____________________
2005 Honda XL125 V5 Varadero - Current bike

[Howling TerrorOutOfOffice]

^^^Appreciate the Boring Rating. I needed someone to bring me back down to earth......But what were the odds on Steve and John both having the same jumper?
It makes you think.

[Slacker24seve...]

'Almost' is not threadworthy. Fuck off.
____________________
Triumph Daytona 675 track bike + girlfriend's Honda Hornet 600
Selling a hack/winter bike for less than a grand? PM me.
Banger rallies are ace

[JiveBunny]

[Howling TerrorOutOfOffice]

^^^He said it first...You lose.
____________________
Diabolical homemade music Bandcamp and Soundcloud
Singer songwriter, Artist and allround good bloke Listen to Andrew Susan Johnston here
The Harry Turner Project

[Clutchy]

ITM you're back!
____________________
Malaguti F12 Phantom-Dead, Suzuki AY50- Dead, NRG power DD LQ, CBR125.
*33 BHP restriction up on 10/12/14* Current bikes/car: SV 650 S/ MKIV GOLF
Guide to pass your test with no lessons!

[G]

[Walloper]

[magpiemale]

I did drop my 2012 fz1 on fri came home from work early as the snow was covering the roads even the main ones got all the way home (i have to use the path to get to my garden) used the slope on the path that wheel chair users use and I suppose I missed judged it and the bikes back end just went sideways.grrr luckily the only thing that got bent was the gear selecter and clutch also pride.managed to straighten the gear selector but need a new clutch lever,I can still use it just a bit bent I think the snow saved anything else fairing etc.
Magpiemale
____________________
NSR125 1992 (sold) kawasaki Z750S,fazer FZ1 07 now gone present bike 2012 fz1s Fazer,beowulf rad protector,heated grips,sw motech gps holder,power socket.

[The999Kid]

[kingsknight]

That has to be one of the most random posts I'v ever read on here and I'v been on here for nearly 10 year. Dude you got issues!
____________________
TS50 (sold) NS125F (sold) NSR125R-K (write off after 2 crashes) CG125 (nicked) XR125L-3 (Sold )-: ) DR125SM '11 (sold yay) XL125V '12 (In love with this bike) XT600E '04 (fun on the dirt)

[reed]

[angryjonny]

I once *actually* dropped my bike. True story.

[JiveBunny]

My post was rated boring yet people still come in to read how nosey.

Edit: Insulting me doesn't make you any less of a cunt.

Just like any other forum I've been on over the years power hungry 'regs' trying to assert their deluded sense of superiority over new comers.

[DMCpro]

Why don't you wrap your coil in cling film or waterproof it somehow instead of just keep bodging it?
____________________
Honda CB-1, TS125X
VW Golf Estate

[covent.gardens]

[JiveBunny]

[DMCpro]

Cling film is waterproof you can wrap it up and double it over as much as you like then when youve cling filmed it cling film it to the frame then gaffs tape to Cover any holes or gaps it will work
____________________
Honda CB-1, TS125X
VW Golf Estate

[JiveBunny]

[P.addy]

I used vaseline on the terminals. Seemed to work on the Bandit.

[JiveBunny]

Vaseline added to my shopping list thanks.