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CaNsA
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PostPosted: 18:31 - 28 Aug 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote
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Smacked a faggot in the gob


You been punching the mirror again?
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PostPosted: 18:33 - 28 Aug 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote
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PostPosted: 18:37 - 28 Aug 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote
Aye right, whatever.
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PostPosted: 18:39 - 28 Aug 2013    Post subject: Re: Smacked a faggot in the gob heh. Reply with quote
JiveBunny wrote:
Car park is where the main skip is which is where everyone likes to toss off.


How many of you are there that you need a skip ?
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PostPosted: 18:57 - 28 Aug 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote
Jivebunny,

You could find employment hiring yourself out to farmers. The amount of bullshit that comes out of your mouth could fertilize the largest farm indefinitely.
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PostPosted: 19:08 - 28 Aug 2013    Post subject: Re: Smacked a faggot in the gob heh. Reply with quote
JiveBunny wrote:
The job I am on at the moment three labourers keep tormenting and doing stuff to my bike well I say 'three' one young dumb one direction wannabe with a faggot quiff and one of those faces you just want to punch.

News paper in holes in the fairing, turning idle down, kill switch and so on all over the last few days.

Reason for this is because I am apparently lazy which is bullshit of course. I ride 46 miles every morning to be there they get lifts from Bradford the job is toward Skipton.

Today left work early I have the shits) I catch the one direction wannabe trying to impress the other two whom are around my age wanting to be 'one of teh lads' letting air out of my front tyre. Car park is where the main skip is which is where everyone likes to toss it off.

So anyway I walked to my bike asked him what he had done this time this time he gave me a stupid grin ....I seen my dust cap on the floor knew what he had been doing ...So I punched him in the face with my spada predator glove on. He was shocked seconds later got all teary eyed like a bitch and cried. Hehe.


[Secret Weapon]

Ok Jivebunny, you've done it this time!
Reading your rant's made me diss you in rhyme,
so sit down, shut up and hear what i say
cos this is the last time ill say it this way

your ranting against gays, poofters and queers
it grates and it falls on passionate ears
no longer shall you get a way such things
cos likening miscreants to gays is a sin

the scrote you assaulted, cos thats what it was
probably deserved it, but thats not because
he potentially walked along rainbow paved roads
but more because he riled you so

by letting down tyres and flicking your switch
but thats no excuse to be a lil bitch
so stop with the homophobic intolerant crap
put the keyboard away, and go have a fap.

[/secret weapon]
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PostPosted: 19:43 - 28 Aug 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote
JiveBunny wrote:
CaNsA wrote:
You been punching the mirror again?


I'll smack you in the mouth as well at BBQ ya faggot.


When/where's the BBQ?

No way ah'm missin' this. Laughing
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PostPosted: 19:47 - 28 Aug 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote
Pfft, with the write up I'm doing on the Varadero, idle speed and killswitch are nothing Laughing
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PostPosted: 20:58 - 28 Aug 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote
Walloper wrote:
When/where's the BBQ?

No way ah'm missin' this. Laughing

Don't get too excited as nothing is likely to happen.
I doubt that JiveBunny will travel all that way and CaNsA definitely won't be attending as there is a possibility that MCW might be there and she may smack him up for being rude to her.
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PostPosted: 21:36 - 28 Aug 2013    Post subject: Re: Smacked a faggot in the gob heh. Reply with quote
The999Kid wrote:


[Secret Weapon]

Ok Jivebunny, you've done it this time!
Reading your rant's made me diss you in rhyme,
so sit down, shut up and hear what i say
cos this is the last time ill say it this way

your ranting against gays, poofters and queers
it grates and it falls on passionate ears
no longer shall you get a way such things
cos likening miscreants to gays is a sin

the scrote you assaulted, cos thats what it was
probably deserved it, but thats not because
he potentially walked along rainbow paved roads
but more because he riled you so

by letting down tyres and flicking your switch
but thats no excuse to be a lil bitch
so stop with the homophobic intolerant crap
put the keyboard away, and go have a fap.

[/secret weapon]


Jizzbunnies heroics were all in vain, BCF's poet strikes again!
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PostPosted: 21:46 - 28 Aug 2013    Post subject: Re: Smacked a faggot in the gob heh. Reply with quote
Fisty wrote:
The999Kid wrote:


[Secret Weapon]

Ok Jivebunny, you've done it this time!
Reading your rant's made me diss you in rhyme,
so sit down, shut up and hear what i say
cos this is the last time ill say it this way

your ranting against gays, poofters and queers
it grates and it falls on passionate ears
no longer shall you get a way such things
cos likening miscreants to gays is a sin

the scrote you assaulted, cos thats what it was
probably deserved it, but thats not because
he potentially walked along rainbow paved roads
but more because he riled you so

by letting down tyres and flicking your switch
but thats no excuse to be a lil bitch
so stop with the homophobic intolerant crap
put the keyboard away, and go have a fap.

[/secret weapon]


Jizzbunnies heroics were all in vain, BCF's poet strikes again!


it matters not how much he may strike,
he's rantings and ravings wont ever be right!
he's like a t-rex in need of a fap,
with arms so short that he might as well flap

though his keyboard somehow he reaches ease
and i doubt that his parents will ever be pleased
since the days at the orphanage, with large bribes of cash
that they paid them to take him away in a flash

and remove him from sight and remove him from mind
and improve the small lives of the kids left behind
so they carried him home to the basment based cage
where he'd shout and he'd scream through the bars in a rage

about bumders, and chatfogs and workshop based elves
who are so much higher in wit than himself,
so now he sits behind laptop with drinks on stand
in a dimly lit basement with his cock in his hand
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PostPosted: 21:49 - 28 Aug 2013    Post subject: Re: Smacked a faggot in the gob heh. Reply with quote
The999Kid wrote:


it matters not how much he may strike,
he's rantings and ravings wont ever be right!
he's like a t-rex in need of a fap,
with arms so short that he might as well flap



Tim, At this point I lost it and laughed so hard I choked and farted this resulted in my lying on my side gasping for air.

You win the whole internet.
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PostPosted: 22:25 - 28 Aug 2013    Post subject: Re: Smacked a faggot in the gob heh. Reply with quote
JiveBunny wrote:
The job I am on at the moment three labourers keep tormenting and doing stuff to my bike well I say 'three' one young gorgeous one direction wannabe with a faggot quiff and one of those faces you just want to kiss.

News paper in holes in the fairing, turning idle down, kill switch and so on all over the last few days.

Reason for this is because I am lazy which isn't bullshit of course. I never shut up about pretending to ride 46 miles every morning to be there they get lifts from Bradford the job is toward Skipton.

Today left work early by pretending I have the shits) I catch the one direction wannabe trying to impress the other two whom are around my age wanting to be 'one of teh lads' letting air out of my front tyre. Car park is where the main skip is which is where everyone likes to toss me off.

So anyway I walked to my bike asked him what he had done this time this time he gave me a stupid grin ....I seen my dust cap on the floor knew what he had been doing ...So I stroked his face with my spada predator glove on. He was shocked seconds later when I unzipped him and sucked him off. Then I got all teary eyed like a bitch and cried. Hehe.


1st draft recovered from Recycle Bin.

Cool Story, Ho.
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PostPosted: 22:28 - 28 Aug 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote
WTF is up with these ghey poems all over BCF? (not aimed at 999kid)
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PostPosted: 23:01 - 28 Aug 2013    Post subject: Re: Smacked a faggot in the gob heh. Reply with quote
The999Kid wrote:
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https://24.media.tumblr.com/bbb3f1c322257e5e25f23a74e9672196/tumblr_mmwfsf4xJt1rwbtuso1_500.gif
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PostPosted: 23:41 - 28 Aug 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote
CaNsA, can I have his nuts after you pull them off, I could use some new earplugs.
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PostPosted: 23:56 - 28 Aug 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote
Ariel Badger wrote:
CaNsA, can I have his nuts after you pull them off, I could use some new earplugs.


You must have small ears.
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Very small and I am a bit deaf, will they cope?
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PostPosted: 01:05 - 29 Aug 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote
Tim, you may think
that it's rather funny
Taking the piss
out of JiveBunny

Though he annoys
from time to time
At least he doesn't write poems
that fail to rhyme

Catching a chav
dissing his Varadero
He gave him a slap
thus becoming a hero

Through berating JiveBunny
do you geteth your kicks
Are you jealous of him
'cause he owns a R6



Sorry, but it's the best that I can do and probably isn't all that bad considering the fact that I've supped at least half a lake of red tonight.
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This is how much space is required to contain the story telling abilities of OP
https://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2011/07/18/article-2016050-0D0EA9E100000578-960_964x580.jpg
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PostPosted: 02:30 - 29 Aug 2013    Post subject: Re: Smacked a faggot in the gob heh. Reply with quote
karoshi wrote:
The999Kid wrote:
...


https://24.media.tumblr.com/bbb3f1c322257e5e25f23a74e9672196/tumblr_mmwfsf4xJt1rwbtuso1_500.gif

Amusing poems... but I couldn't help letting out a laugh seeing this animation.... and the sad thing is the longer I watch it, the funnier it gets
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PostPosted: 06:29 - 29 Aug 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote
Sounds like the OP's workmates treat him with the same level of disdain as he gets on here.

Must be the rest of the world eh Jivebunny?
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