Ok so you is dead.

[Ariel Badger]

What do you want for your remains?
Me, any good organs to be recycled.
Tattooed Skin on my chest and right arm to be given to my friend Georg (some of you have met her) a talented artist who will make something impressive with it.
The rest to medical science and all the implanted metal to be recycled.
Memorial service of a non religious type with lots of loud bikes jazz and Elgar.
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[Hetzer]

Burn me in a field for the cost of the gasoline and wood, kick the ashes about so the rain can soak them into the ground, final bill no more than £25. Job's a good'un.
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"There's the horizon! Ride hard, ride fast and cut down all who stand in your way!"

[Howling TerrorOutOfOffice]

Any good bits re-used, the bad bits can be thrown around by med students.
Service can be sorted out by family, I'm non religious too but not really fussed whether they choose formal or otherwise. I trust them to give me a good send off and would like some of the music I've made to be played at some point. [edit] This one, as it also has my dog growling at me...it means she loves me.

My Bikes will be donated to the BCF BBQ under the proviso that they don't survive.
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[Alice-In-Sunderland]

Give em to someone to make use of em, I will be making a strict list of who isn't allowed them though.

[Shaft]

It's becoming fairly clear that my body isn't much use to me while I'm alive, so it's not likely to be helping anyone out when I'm gone.

I'm not really fussed if I have a planting or a fry up, but I would quite like there to be some sort of physical sign that I was ever here, maybe a bench or a tree with my name on it.
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20 RE Interceptor, 83 Z1100A3, 83 GS650 Katana
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[Boxing]

Meh, my family / the people around me can do what they want with my body. No good to me, I'll be dead. And I'm not religious.

[stinkwheel]

I have expressed my wish that my corporeal remains be disposed of at public expense.

Mrs stinkwheel has been instructed to refuse to take posession of the body or arrange anything to do with its disposal.

Someone will have to do something with it eventually, if only because of the smell.
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I did the 2010 Round Britain Rally on my 350 Bullet. 89 landmarks, 3 months, 9,500 miles.

[metalangel]

Carve me up and give any working parts to people who need them. Burn the rest.
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"A faired bike will get you 10x more clunge than a unfaired one." -Marlboro Matt

[oldpink]

shove a bone up my ass and let the local dogs drag me away
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Theory & hazard 24-may 2016, CBT 8th June 2016, MOD 1 2nd Aug 2016 Mod 2 2nd-Nov 2016 - Current bike CBR 600 RR

[Hetzer]

[CarlosCBR]

Had this conversation with a lad at work yesterday! I personally couldn't give a monkeys.... As said, I'll be dead!
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[Visitor Q]

Considering a funeral is mostly for the poor saps left alive, you're all being a bit selfish...

As long as it's cheap, and doesn't involve religion, I could give a fuck
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[Kai.Wilson]

Apparently the best thing to do is cut up a corpse into six pieces and pile it all together.

And when you got your six pieces, you gotta get rid of them, because it's no good leaving it in the deep freeze for your mum to discover, now is it? Then I hear the best thing to do is feed them to pigs. You got to starve the pigs for a few days, then the sight of a chopped-up body will look like curry to a pisshead. You gotta shave the heads of your victims, and pull the teeth out for the sake of the piggies' digestion. You could do this afterwards, of course, but you don't want to go sievin' through pig shit, now do you? They will go through bone like butter. You need at least sixteen pigs to finish the job in one sitting, so be wary of any man who keeps a pig farm. They will go through a body that weighs 200 pounds in about eight minutes. That means that a single pig can consume two pounds of uncooked flesh every minute. Hence the expression, "as greedy as a pig".

[drzsta]

Snatch, good film.

[GhostRider]

Tibetan sky burial......I suppose the english equivalent will involve pigeons, rats amd stray cats, somewhat less glamourous.

GhostRider
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I have all the characteristics of a human being: blood, flesh, skin, hair; but not a single, clear, identifiable emotion, except for greed and disgust. Something horrible is happening inside of me and I don't know why. My nightly bloodlust has overflown into my days. I feel lethal, on the verge of frenzy. I think my mask of sanity is about to slip.

[pepperami]

Sounds really cheesy, but I would like to be buried and the a tree or a bush planted on top.
I don't mind what they do with most of my organs, but they cannot have my heart or my eyes.
I have my own personal beliefs , spiritual/religious/whatever you want to call it so they cannot have my heart or my eyes.

I`m not fussed if someone wants to tell me how selfish I am, but that`s it.

Back to the cheesy stuff : I hope that the tree/shrub they plant over me flourishes and is the focus for lots of wildlife for a long time.
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I am the sum total of my own existence, what went before makes me who I am now!

[anthony_r6]

I couldn't give a damn what they do with my corpse once I'm dead. I resent the fact that a funeral is the normal route, I'll be fucked if they think I'm paying for it.
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[pinkyfloyd]

I was going to write something about burning me and yadda yadda but truth is. I'll be dead. I wont care.
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Teflon-Mike:I think I agree with just about all Pinky has said.

[groovylee]

Any useful organs donated to whoever needs them. The rest can be cremated.

A small plaque would be nice somewhere, and I'd like to write my own eulogy (or whatever it's called)

As said before, no religious beliefs, so whatever would be the best use of the body, but keeping the family happy at the same time

All a bit academic really seeing as I'm immortal......
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Current - 2002 Aprilia RSV1000R & 1999 Kawasaki ZX6R

[Skudd]

I want to be embalmed and a great tower built in my name to house me in with effigies of gold and stone made of me for all to worship.

No different to life really, except the embalming bit.
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Petty Anarchists look at "1984".............. The Visionary looks at "Animal Farm".

[James83]

I WILL be recycled for parts. Beyond that, as others have said, its for my family rather than me.

Forced to choose? Viking burial. Boat, petrol, relatives on the shore with flaming arrows.

[BTTD]

[Derivative]

[Ste]

It wouldn't matter, I would join the Flying Spaghetti Monster in the Great Pasta Bowl to enjoy all the stripper factories and beer volcanoes.

Burial at sea by trebuchet would be pretty cool.

[Irn-Bru]

Whatever's cheapest

My granny has recently fully paid her funeral off despite being very much alive and healthy, it shocked me a bit, but I suppose it has to be done.
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