Plough Pub

[Alpha-9]

https://cheezburger.com/141317
was amused at this
The chef guy was an absolute wanker when I met him at the BBQ

"Why dont I stick a brush up my arse and i'll sweep the floor aswell " he said when I asked if if i'd get breakfast as I was late....then didn't get any breakfast as they forgot me...which is why I asked
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Fzr-600 1999

[Raffles]

You got it wrong (again) Alpha. Wrong Pub, wrong county
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A good loser will always be a loser.

[Rogerborg]

Is this the pub that only serves Youngs Fish Fingers then?
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Biking is 1/20th as dangerous as horse riding.
GONE: HN125-8, LF-250B, GPz 305, GPZ 500S, Burgman 400 // RIDING: F650GS (800 twin), Royal Enfield Bullet Electra 500 AVL, Ninja 250R because racebike

[Alpha-9]

Really? I thought we went to the one in Oxfordshire

Shit I have no idea where we went then, all I saw was the back of J.Ms head

In that case, boring irrelevant OP guys quick look!
Pulled a sicky today, feels goodman
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Fzr-600 1999

[P.addy]

Only chef I know at BBQ is Pyro, far from wanker..

[Alpha-9]

[chris-red]

[Doovy]

I was there, I saw Alpha come into breakfast late and the chef was acting like a nobber. Alpha asked him if he would still get breakfast because he was late in, just to make them aware and the chef said "I'll stick a brush up my arse and sweep the floors aswell while i'm at it" rather rudely.

You wont believe what happened...... they forgot his breakfast!! Which was the reason he asked in the first place.

You know, in case you hadn't heard
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[Rogerborg]

Wait.. what happened when Alpha asked for breakfast?
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Biking is 1/20th as dangerous as horse riding.
GONE: HN125-8, LF-250B, GPz 305, GPZ 500S, Burgman 400 // RIDING: F650GS (800 twin), Royal Enfield Bullet Electra 500 AVL, Ninja 250R because racebike

[mentalboy]

I was there, I saw Alpha come into breakfast late and the chef was acting like a nobber. Alpha asked him if he would still get breakfast because he was late in, just to make them aware and the chef said "I'll stick a brush up my arse and sweep the floors aswell while i'm at it" rather rudely.

You wont believe what happened...... they forgot his breakfast!! Which was the reason he asked in the first place.

You know, in case you hadn't heard Thumbs Up
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Make mine a Corona.

[map]

In BCF tradition if there's no pictures of this arse brush sweeping chef then it didn't happen.
Unless the video is on one of those 'specialist' sites
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...and the whirlwind is in the thorn trees, it's hard for thee to kick against the pricks...
Gibbs, what did Duckie look like when he was younger?

[mentalboy]

I believe that the arse brushing incident occured before breakfast (judging by the quality of said brekkie)
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Make mine a Corona.

[Poseidon]

[Doovy]

[Raffles]

Alpha, you should probably count yourself lucky that he neglected to cook your breakfast. It wouldn't have been very hygienic cleaning the floor with a brush stuck up his rectum and preparing food at the same time.
I reckon that you had a lucky escape.
Someone should report that chef to the health authorities.
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A good loser will always be a loser.

[mentalboy]

[J4mes]

I imagine it turning out something like this:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HNfciDzZTNM

And strangely enough, this is how I imagine you look, too

[Skudd]

[Alpha-9]

Then forgot my breakfast!

Evidence of short term memory loss
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Fzr-600 1999

[Rogerborg]

[Doovy]

We all left the breakfast room, leaving Alpha on his own. He must have been about an hour before he came back in a rage
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Yamaha RXS 100 > Honda CD 250 > Honda Hornet 600 > Honda CBR 600RR > Yamaha RXS 100 > Kawasaki ZX6R J2 > Yamaha FZ1

[Alpha-9]

I was there for almost 3 years, some say I never left


The BBQ the year before I threw it up straight away instead
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Fzr-600 1999

[Tracey Suntan-King]

At least you missed the powdered egg Alpha. Yuk. I thought it had been phased out when rationing went.
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Whether you think you can, or think you can't, you're probably right

[trevor saxe-coburg-gotha]

[Alpha-9]