Fray Bentos Pies

[Andy_Pagin]

How the hell do you get the lid off of them? I've broken two hand held twisty can openers and the lid's still 75% attached. Should I renew my explosives licence or look for a more dramatic solution?
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[oldpink]

Nom Nom

never had an issue, you cut around the side not the top
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[Skudd]

Use a tin opener
Not the crappy ones that cut the sides to take the lid off but the proper ones that cut into the lid on the top. dead easy.
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[Rigga]

Get a really sharp prefably short knife, hammer it in without your hand then cut all the way round like a saw. Jobs a good un!
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[Andy_Pagin]

[Raffles]

Fray Bentos - The Opera
HTH
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[N cee thirty]

Not being able to remove the lid proves you're not man enough for the pie.
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[metalangel]

Yeah, you need to be at least as manly as these guys:
We make all the pies.

EDIT: The Fleabay advert at the bottom is offering me Fray Bentos pies! Buy it now!
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[Rogerborg]

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[-Matt-]

A firm manly headbutt or knee cap is usually sufficient for a professional pie consumer

[robs321]

Angle Grinder!

[Raffles]

[bazza]

https://lifehacker.com/open-a-can-with-a-spoon-604552744

With a spoon, you hopeless vortex of fail.
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[uberkron]

These pies rock. I open mine with my pocket knife, using the blade, just cut it open. Hold can with left hand work knife with right hand. Worth the fight.
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[Harold_Shand]

never had a problem with fray bentos pies but i can just add nom nom nom as well, well done you. get a knife and push / pull it around the rim if youve run out of tin openers.
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Harold_Shand's theory might be the best explanation.

[hellkat]

Come on you guys, even *I* can get the lid off one of those, even with the shittiest of can openers.

What I can't cope with is corned beef keys
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[Ed Case]

If you're feeling a bit ghey go buy an electric can opener from Argos. they're cheap, I've had one for years. When I fancy some sex I go and open a can instead..........works every time !.