Tinder

[Speedysidders]

I just go with typical approach. 'i think my flawless physique and your beautiful genetics would allow for seriously aesthetically pleasing babies, when can we practice?"

Or.... Are you an archaeologist?..... No why?.... Cos' I have a large bone which needs excavating.

Or something equally creepy and cheesy.
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A Pint of sweat saves a gallon of blood.

[i.p.phrealy]

[Benno]

[Speedysidders]

You're not wrong.

Maybe if blokes had such a product I wouldn't get them gritty little rocks in certain shower gels in my japseye or scraping around my gooch
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A Pint of sweat saves a gallon of blood.

[Benno]

[dydey90]

[i.p.phrealy]

...up to the point where you are over vigorous with the cleaning and the bald man cries white tears.
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Finally allowed a big bike 19/03/14!

[kramdra]

I got a match

[kramdra]

I didnt think I would get a reply to my message Her reply:

"Sounds like you don't last long I need a man with stamina"


She is hot I have no problem with stamina

I need a good reply

[Ste]

[trevoriv]

Is it like Grinder?
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[smegballs]

[_Iain_]

Tinder scares me.

https://i.imgur.com/bRSRIq9.jpg
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[smithyithy]

Shared Interests: Red Bull and The Queen??

Match made in heaven!

[Clutchy]

Would rather put my dick in a blender
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[kramdra]

[smegballs]

Spelling disgust as "discust" is one spelling error that irks me something dire.

[Tungtvann]

[Polarbear]

[kramdra]

She blocked me


Got another match, also hot. I said she is cute and asked where from, no reply.. Two days ago

[L-Jam]

Kramda, you're playing it wrong son.

'Yes' everyone who aren't of a disposition resembling a beached whale.

The ones you like after they've liked you back, chat away (need more than 5 on the go to avoid the inevitable 'why isn't she messaging back' ragequit)

??????

Sex.
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[_Iain_]

Thing is, dafuq do you say when you get a match??

"Hello"

https://youtu.be/_9gFT1mEfZ8


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[Tungtvann]

[Rogerborg]

Urgh, I'd have to spend 4 whole minutes in the company of a Glaswegian? Repeatedly?

You'd have to pay me a lot more than £16 to do that.
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[ScaredyCat]