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andyscooter
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PostPosted: 20:21 - 28 Dec 2014    Post subject: any of these no strings sex sites any good Reply with quote

Wife keeps fucking off to bed

I have needs

Any ideas

Can shag local bike but would get found out as she is kiss and tell
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PostPosted: 20:30 - 28 Dec 2014    Post subject: Reply with quote

INB4 "my account was hacked"
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PostPosted: 20:35 - 28 Dec 2014    Post subject: Reply with quote

https://www.bubblesescortslondon.co.uk/
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PostPosted: 20:35 - 28 Dec 2014    Post subject: Reply with quote

£140ph IIRC
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PostPosted: 20:44 - 28 Dec 2014    Post subject: Reply with quote

Soylent Blue wrote:
Get a bike with gears like most heterosexual males and maybe you'll probably get some poon.


Got one and a classic two stroke

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PostPosted: 21:09 - 28 Dec 2014    Post subject: Reply with quote

Try talking it through the with the wife?

If not, Tinder/Prossie.
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PostPosted: 21:33 - 28 Dec 2014    Post subject: Reply with quote

Wafer_Thin_Ham wrote:
Try talking it through the with the wife?

If not, Tinder/Prossie.


Would do but she fucks off to bed at the same time as the daughter

(Am only semi serious with this thread)
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PostPosted: 21:39 - 28 Dec 2014    Post subject: Reply with quote

andyscooter wrote:
Wife keeps fucking off to bed

I have needs

Any ideas


andyscooter wrote:
the daughter
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PostPosted: 21:40 - 28 Dec 2014    Post subject: Reply with quote

andyscooter wrote:
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Would do but she fucks off to bed at the same time as the daughter

(Am only semi serious with this thread)


Fill her up with Red Bull and Viagra (the wife).
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PostPosted: 21:41 - 28 Dec 2014    Post subject: Reply with quote

Tits
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PostPosted: 21:54 - 28 Dec 2014    Post subject: Reply with quote

Pics of daughter or it didn't happen Laughing
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PostPosted: 22:19 - 28 Dec 2014    Post subject: Re: any of these no strings sex sites any good Reply with quote

andyscooter wrote:
Wife keeps fucking off to bed

I have needs

Any ideas
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Follow her, get into bed (and given you have a daughter) you should know the rest Rolling Eyes

Or is it a case of, you can't get it up in bed Laughing
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PostPosted: 22:44 - 28 Dec 2014    Post subject: Reply with quote

Gee whiz, I wonder how much Bubbles charges for the identical twins Amber and Leah ... Rolling Eyes
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PostPosted: 23:36 - 28 Dec 2014    Post subject: Reply with quote

hellkat wrote:
Gee whiz, I wonder how much Bubbles charges for the identical twins Amber and Leah ... Rolling Eyes


I would like to know... And what they look like
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PostPosted: 23:47 - 28 Dec 2014    Post subject: Reply with quote

They're on the front page of the link, bottom right ...
One's English, age 27
The other is "European", age 23

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PostPosted: 23:48 - 28 Dec 2014    Post subject: Reply with quote

Does the wife keep give you subtle come hither sexy bedroom eyes when she fucks off to bed? Or does she stomp off moodily and you hear a few minutes of electrical buzzing and muffled panting?
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PostPosted: 00:02 - 29 Dec 2014    Post subject: Reply with quote

so uve got a kid together and ur misses goes to bed early. Mtfu and get in their with her.
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PostPosted: 00:13 - 29 Dec 2014    Post subject: Reply with quote

Yeah, can you explain to us why you don't fuck off to bed with her?

And if you do (seeing as how you brought the subject up...) - what happens when you hop in and start giving it the Mr Octopus routine? Is she actually rejecting your advances when you put the hard word on her?

She might be waiting in there for you. Wistfully thinking "All I want is for him to come in, take the book off me and manfully force me to my knees to ...."

Then again - maybe she's just tired. Shifty
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PostPosted: 01:20 - 29 Dec 2014    Post subject: Reply with quote

Idea Perhaps she sat on a tube of superglue and is too embarrassed to mention it.
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PostPosted: 01:46 - 29 Dec 2014    Post subject: Reply with quote

Get the daughter away on a sleep over or something, go up with the wife and give er a good rodgering Thumbs Up
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PostPosted: 08:34 - 29 Dec 2014    Post subject: Reply with quote

wife goes to bed to sleep normally after ive been out for a pint and she stays in and drinks a bottle of wine

and daughter is 6 Twisted Evil
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PostPosted: 10:13 - 29 Dec 2014    Post subject: Reply with quote

Add GHB or Rohypnol to her wine. Do whatever the hell you want to her then when you return from pub, not like she will be able to remember.
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PostPosted: 10:44 - 29 Dec 2014    Post subject: Reply with quote

andyscooter wrote:
wife goes to bed to sleep normally after ive been out for a pint and she stays in and drinks a bottle of wine

and daughter is 6 Twisted Evil

Why don't you try and stay in together, rather than spending the evening apart drinking alcohol?

It's a two way street this relationship lark, you know.
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