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PostPosted: 21:48 - 22 Dec 2014    Post subject: Is it possible to escape? Reply with quote

My dream is to buy some woodland and live in a yurt while building a cabin. Then become progressively self sufficient. Possible? Or pipe dream?
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PostPosted: 21:52 - 22 Dec 2014    Post subject: Reply with quote

Anything is possible.
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PostPosted: 22:00 - 22 Dec 2014    Post subject: Reply with quote

It is possible. It's just you need a very big pile of money.

You could always emigrate to Russia. I'm serious. In that a lot of the young people have left for the cities leaving villages full of old people. Meaning they'd welcome new blood:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_asmLpqwius

https://rt.com/news/rural-russia-dying-villages-411/

A similar thing is happening in some mountainous areas of China. But you're not Chinese and tbh can never become Chinese sure you may get citizenship if you do the 7 year thing and renounce your UK passport but you won't be accepted.


My village is a remote northern HK village. It is weird because it hasn't changed since the 60s and it is mostly abandoned but it has its own water supply fields for farming. From the windows you can also see the bright lights of shenzhen.
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PostPosted: 22:00 - 22 Dec 2014    Post subject: Reply with quote

Will you pay for internets with cabbages?
If you have a rural farmy background and know how to skin rabbits it might work.
Those planning a sort of vegan hippy lifestyle but don't even know how to grow a potato will probably not last a year - it gets unspeakably grim from November to March in 'crude' conditions, even with a proper house.
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PostPosted: 22:03 - 22 Dec 2014    Post subject: Reply with quote

Which part of it do you think wouldn't be possible?
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PostPosted: 22:07 - 22 Dec 2014    Post subject: Reply with quote

I think a lot of people think it is ALL or nothing.

You have all the trappings of 1st world living or none of them.

I don't think this applies anymore.

If Mongolians living in the middle of nowhere had satellite TV, solar panels etc then I guess some sort of arrangement can occur.
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PostPosted: 22:19 - 22 Dec 2014    Post subject: Reply with quote

Sure, check out a TV series called "life below zero". Quite a few people that pretty much life in isolation and the challenges it presents.

Seems like it'd be a very busy lifestyle, every day spent ensuring your survival, and in the case of living in the US/Canada/Alaska, ensuring a grizzly doesn't tear your head off.

One of the ladies on that show, Sue Aikens, recently did the Joe Rogan Experience podcast, and talks about her encounter with a bear, which is pretty fucking harrowing

Listen from 9:00 if you're only interested in the bear story.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WUBUFiBtgQg

I doubt woodland is cheap to own either. And they prob wouldn't let you build a log cabin there either. That said, if truly in the wilderness then I doubt there will be anyone around to notice and hence give a shit.

I think the concept works better in small groups/ tribes rather than solo, in that workloads and duties are shared.

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PostPosted: 22:20 - 22 Dec 2014    Post subject: Reply with quote

BodyGuard wrote:
The only real way to escape the rat race is suicide.


Oh God, please escape, pleeeaaasse!
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PostPosted: 22:22 - 22 Dec 2014    Post subject: Reply with quote

BodyGuard wrote:
The only real way to escape the rat race is suicide.


Better make quick on your getaway then.

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PostPosted: 22:27 - 22 Dec 2014    Post subject: Reply with quote

There's loads of hippy communes you could go and join if you want to be at one with nature and all that. Thumbs Up
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PostPosted: 22:38 - 22 Dec 2014    Post subject: Reply with quote

my old man is pretty much the definition of a hermit,
he lives off the grid almost completely with the exception of a mobile phone in case we want to reach him, and the odd trip into town to buy random stuff like coffee and spices
he grows all his own food, fishes, does a bit of hunting,

he is kind of built for it though, he spent from the age of 15-35 as a deer culler in the back blocks of new zealand bush, almost exclusively by himself, and only used to come out once or twice a year until my old lady got hold of him,

needless to say that didnt last Very Happy
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PostPosted: 22:50 - 22 Dec 2014    Post subject: Re: Is it possible to escape? Reply with quote

Boozehawk wrote:
My dream is to buy some woodland and live in a yurt while building a cabin. Then become progressively self sufficient. Possible? Or pipe dream?


if you buy the woodland, can you make a permissive route through it please?

One of my dreams is to buy woodland(s), keep them nice, camp in them occasionally, and make permissive routes through for motorbikes, so I've got some more places to ride my dirt bike Laughing
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PostPosted: 22:54 - 22 Dec 2014    Post subject: Reply with quote

I think if lands useless for farming its not so expensive and I saw an episode of grand designs where a guy lived in woodland and was able to argue he was a "woodland gaurdian" or some such so was able to build a house. He just couldent sell it as such. That was England I don't know if the same wamgle is possible in Scotland. Practical side is less of a problem than organisational and funding.
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PostPosted: 22:58 - 22 Dec 2014    Post subject: Re: Is it possible to escape? Reply with quote

thx1138 wrote:

One of my dreams is to buy woodland(s), keep them nice, camp in them occasionally, and make permissive routes through for motorbikes, so I've got some more places to ride my dirt bike Laughing


You might change your mind when a bunch of gypsies turn up on stolen trail bikes.
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PostPosted: 23:01 - 22 Dec 2014    Post subject: Reply with quote

Ste wrote:
There's loads of hippy communes you could go and join if you want to be at one with nature and all that. Thumbs Up


I got "one" with enough hippie chiks in my youth. Fuck doing that trip again.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=mQIVUy9bdxE
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PostPosted: 23:20 - 22 Dec 2014    Post subject: Reply with quote

You could buy a good few acres in the south USA for under 30k, useless hilly woodland is cheaper .

Plenty of deer to eat , nobody is gonna hunt for you on your land to kick you out for a visa overstay , not with the 2 million Mexicans that are doing the same thing .
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PostPosted: 00:53 - 23 Dec 2014    Post subject: Reply with quote

Buy few acres in quiet area close to small river. Plant orchard. Plant Leylandi screen in middle of orchard. Wait. Discreetly build log cabin hidden behind orchard & Leylandi screen. Only I was outbid on the few acres by someone who wanted to stick nags on it. Crying or Very sad

Or I was thinking of a Dutch Barge / canal barge / low boat out of the water held upright by railway sleepers and a wooden frame with decking running round it? Well hidden of course. Wink
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PostPosted: 00:56 - 23 Dec 2014    Post subject: Reply with quote

GhostRider wrote:
BodyGuard wrote:
The only real way to escape the rat race is suicide.


Better make quick on your getaway then.

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PostPosted: 21:44 - 23 Dec 2014    Post subject: Reply with quote

hmmmnz wrote:
my old man is pretty much the definition of a hermit,
he lives off the grid almost completely with the exception of a mobile phone in case we want to reach him, and the odd trip into town to buy random stuff like coffee and spices
he grows all his own food, fishes, does a bit of hunting,

he is kind of built for it though, he spent from the age of 15-35 as a deer culler in the back blocks of new zealand bush, almost exclusively by himself, and only used to come out once or twice a year until my old lady got hold of him,

needless to say that didnt last Very Happy


Your dad is Barry Crump and I claim my five dollah.

https://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/514GQXDQ2CL._SY344_BO1,204,203,200_.jpg

(okay your dad might probably be slightly more alive than Barry Crump by now Laughing )
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PostPosted: 22:24 - 23 Dec 2014    Post subject: Reply with quote

Not in the UK. Intensive farming has meant that there is little wild sustenance, and trespassing and poaching is obviously illegal. Farming entirely for yourself is pretty much a no go unless you have a huge huge area which will be stupid money.
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PostPosted: 23:13 - 23 Dec 2014    Post subject: Reply with quote

Vincent wrote:
It may have changed now but...if you erect a dwelling on a piece of common land.....and live in it long enough without anyone kicking you off....you can claim the land and live there for free for the rest of your life Cool

11 years, I believe it is.
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PostPosted: 23:32 - 23 Dec 2014    Post subject: Reply with quote

I'm not thinking of complete off grid live of the land survival. I could rent my flat out and have a few hundred a month plus do some agency work now and again. I would be Interested in a 12v power system from wind or water or solar power.
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