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They're building a new fire station down the road from me.
There's a Bob the builder style sign up telling us what considerate contractors they are.
Gives you something to spit at while you're stuck at the temporary lights I suppose.
The mascot is called Ivor Goodsite. What a bunch of arse.
https://ccsbestpractice.org.uk/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/Ivor-sign-example-for-web.jpg
It just makes me want to draw a knob on it..... and see how long until they notice... ____________________ Currently enjoying products from Ford, Mazda and Yamaha
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| grr666 wrote: | They're building a new fire station down the road from me.
There's a Bob the builder style sign up telling us what considerate contractors they are.
Gives you something to spit at while you're stuck at the temporary lights I suppose.
The mascot is called Ivor Goodsite. What a bunch of arse.
https://ccsbestpractice.org.uk/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/Ivor-sign-example-for-web.jpg
It just makes me want to draw a knob on it.....  and see how long until they notice... |
I was going to say he should be wearing gloves while handling that wooden sign.... until I noticed he was missing his pinkies |
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Hairy chinballs.
No, we're still on the stern black-on-yellow "PICKING UP LITTER RISKS ROADWORKERS LIVES" signs.
No apostrophe. Rage building...
And I've never seen anyone picking up litter there, ever.
| MarkJ wrote: | three blokes having a coffee and some egg sandwiches on the hard shoulder |
As above, lucky if you even see that many. It's traffic chaos round Château Borg at the moment with road closures and lanes coned off on the alternate routes. Fortunately the local Farce seem to have given up on road policing so I'm taking the attitude that if I can get through a coned off area without mashing up Ivor Goodsite, I will do so, zero-fucks gangsta stylee. Bringing the biking community world brotherhood into disrepute, so sad.  ____________________ Biking is 1/20th as dangerous as horse riding.
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Ironically, they're an unnecessary distraction so essentially have the opposite effect of what they should have.  ____________________ DRZ400-SM
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Unfortunately I haven't got, nor can I find a photo of my favourite, pointless, road sign.
There are a few of them round here, black on yellow, with the words:-
STREET LIGHTS NOT WORKING
I've yet to work out what anyone is supposed to do with this information.
If it's daylight the information is irrelevant.
If it's already dark you'll have your lights on.
If it's dark and you haven't got your lights on you won't be able to read the sign anyway!
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| Suntan Sid wrote: | Unfortunately I haven't got, nor can I find a photo of my favourite, pointless, road sign.
There are a few of them round here, black on yellow, with the words:-
STREET LIGHTS NOT WORKING
I've yet to work out what anyone is supposed to do with this information.
If it's daylight the information is irrelevant.
If it's already dark you'll have your lights on.
If it's dark and you haven't got your lights on you won't be able to read the sign anyway!
Pointless sign is pointless! |
Stops 550 people ringing each night to report street lights not working. |
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I quite like the ones on the illuminated signs on the M25.
Clear as anything, steaming through on a sunday night -
'PICK UP YOUR LITTER'
Riiiiiighto...
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| grr666 wrote: | They're building a new fire station down the road from me.
There's a Bob the builder style sign up telling us what considerate contractors they are.
Gives you something to spit at while you're stuck at the temporary lights I suppose.
The mascot is called Ivor Goodsite. What a bunch of arse.
https://ccsbestpractice.org.uk/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/Ivor-sign-example-for-web.jpg
It just makes me want to draw a knob on it.....  and see how long until they notice... |
Road Safety Week appears to have overrun by the best part of 3 years. How deliciously appropriate. |
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Think yourself lucky, our local plod are wanting to harrass...er, I mean, have a friendly chat with us bikers and will no doubt be pulling us over to do so.
They'll also be giving away a free biker related gift, probably in the form of a FPN.
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Old Thread Alert!
The last post was made 10 years, 155 days ago. Instead of replying here, would creating a new thread be more useful? |
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