Chavs are they really that dumb....yes yes they are

[NY_Sniper]

This conversation was completly out of the blue this evening just as i had got in i thought it was kinda funny just thought id let u in on it lol

chav : thts a shitty ass bike

Me: it sure is

Me : im so glad i dont have one

chav : r u a mosha

Me : i got a nova instead its wicked

Me : i can get 60 outta the beast

chav : 60 ?!?! i got tht out of ma py90

Me: oh now thats a good bike

chav: dnt take piss

Me: well dont say shit about summat u dont know about ... my bike

chav: i do no shit about ma uncle steve got 1 ma alrite

Me : oh i c so that means u know how the bike rides :S

Me: and its a shit bike ... i guess the gixxer behind its crap too

chav: wot the fuks a gixxer

Me : oh i c u know bikes

Me : GSXR

Me : suzuki

chav : only fukin geeks call it a fukin gixxer or wot eva the fuk it called ere dnt start ano u liv in bramley no enuff ppl up ther hu'll giv ya a gud wak so shut the fuk up

Me : lol oh sos u ave a crew init

Me : its called a gixxer cos its easyer to say in general conversation

chav : no jus no ppl in bramley hu'll get ya

Me : get me 4 what may i ask ?

chav : dnt run ya mouf

Me : for pointing out youve commented on some thing that you didnt need to ?

chav : did u get called a geek at skool

Me : no

Me : cant say i did

Me : so how old are you ?

chav : 15

Me : dont ya think its about time to grow up and
stop acting like 10 men online and btw you cant even ride a
bike like mine how would you know if it was shitty ??

chav : hu fukin cnt ride 1 of thm bikes av bin nikkin thm since i wa 11 yr old div

chav : akkselleration fukin shit on it

Me : lol ard so u cant legaly ride one and as 4 nicking bikes thats just gay and irrisponsable ur the kind of person that needs shooting 4 ruining some one pride and joy

chav: akkselleration fukin shit on it

Me: maybe thats your rideing m8

chav : watch wen i nikk another supa bike am strate cumen up bramley n findin u n fukin showin u up

Me : lol and what bike would you like to steal ?

chav : av seen a nice yzf600

Me : lol R6's are ugly fuking bikes

chav: stil faster thn tht bag a wank

Me : lol its 200 cc more what do you expect

chav : do 1

chav goes Offline
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[Andy C]

chavs......wt a bunch of twats...i enjoyed reading that but im afraid that i have to disagree that R6 is ugly....i def in my top bikes (of course after a R1)lol, good to hear people winding up chavs....he wounds a proper dick!!well done!
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[phantomtek]

great to see another chav wanker put back in his place. I love YZF-R range tho i think they are all good bikes. Put it this way u wudnt say no wud ya lol great stuff

[proximity]

I wouldnt even waste my breath.
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[White Noise]

just cut to the chase and as Woo would put it
"throw them in a river"
WN
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[Dr Nick]

YZF600 is a Thundercat, That is all
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is that it

[biker-bev]

NY_Sniper, what kind of bike do you ride??

sum day, just sum day that little tosser is gonna get the crap knocked out of him for laying his theiving hands on property that aint his

That was quite a class conversation.. I think it is funny when chavs think they are winning an argument, but we are really just taking the piss

well done, lets see some more
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[MattShill]

Since 'chav' is a derogatory term, I wouldn't use it to describe someone who was not a stupid bastard. So yes, they're stupid bastards.
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[JonB]

Chav is soooooooo 2004.
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[NY_Sniper]

funny i see them on a daily basis must just be u thats the luck one
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[binge]

[houlsby]

or the 'classic' style chav, commenly known as "that tosser"

[ash t]

Whats his MSN address???...Im bored...Fancy a chat...
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[biker-bev]

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Kevs,

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My name happens 2 b Kev and just to clear things up I am not a chav but when ppl say it 2 me i do find it quite offensive
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[ash t]

Why are you "biker-bev" then??
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[tintin]

What is the difference between a chav and a coconut?

One is thick and hairy and the other one is a coconut
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[ash t]

What do you call a chav in a box???

Safe

What do you call a Chav in hospital???

Sick
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[ghostgirl]

I still dont know what a "chav" is
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[nick.h]

www.urbandictionary.com

Nick
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[biggerjohn]

I think there are some very very stupid people out there.

I was chatting with a friend of mine who is a Police dog handler over a jar or two down the pub and he told me off one very stupid person that tried to take his unlocked car off a petrol station forecourt as he whent in to pay.

Now I here some of you leaving a unlooked car when you go in to pay for fuel isn’t that smart but seeing as the aforementioned mate was a Police dog handler what do you think was also in the car.

Now I am no genius although I do have my moments but just how stupid do you have to be to try stealing a car with not one or two very large dogs but 3 very large dogs in the car.

As wise man ones said never overestimate stupid people

[ghostgirl]

Oh I seeeeeeee Thanx
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[kat250]

https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Chav+Hunting

i think we should all vote on this
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[Andy C]

sumone shoot there person that voted no!!
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[A J]

What do you call a chav girl without a kid??








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