You know you're broke when....

[Jrod]

You have to syphon petrol out your mums car to put in the bike.
Petrol tastes fucking rough. Worth it tho.

[tatters]

l get mine from the lawn mower
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[Jrod]

Only took 1/4 of her tank to fill my bike.

[KevTM]

and it'll probably go further too! everyones a winner, well except your mum lol

[binge]

LMAO!

Im actually skint at the moment too.

Months insurance - £100
Road Tax to pay - £60
MOT work which needs doing - £100 - £200
Petrol for when I can drive it legally - £100


My bank statement reads £300

No chance!

[binge]

*** You know your broke when your routing through your bedroom and garage finding things to sell on ebay!

[mchaggis]

You know you're broke when you've had no more than £200 left until your overdraft limit ever since you bought your bike.
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Discovering the delights of Hammerite and a 3/4" brush.

[Andy C]

you know when your broke when you fill up at petrol station and when you pay you put a loads of pennys and 10/20p on the desk! also whe you have to find £100 deposit for insurance and know you will never have this money in time!!
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99 RS125 --> 02 SV650s --> 03 Speed Four --> 92 RXS100 --> 93 CB400sf --> 01 CB600f Hornet

[DM]

[TheShaggyDA]

You know you're broke when you've sold your 3 bikes to keep your head above water with overdue bills, scavenge ashtrays for butts to make a rollup and live on salad cream sandwiches.
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[numark1]

This is the funniest thread ever.

[Gazdaman]

When I was skint I attempted to syphon petrol out of the MZ, since my dad filled it up. I decided pouring it via a funnel into the XJ would be a good idea.

It went on the grass.

The grass is now dead.

Gaz

[Nath]

My dad drives a diesel

I was eyeing up a fullish petrol container in the garage that's kept for the chainsaw however my Dad was obviously reading my mind, and my bank statements, because he warned me that it allready had 2stroke oil mixed in


You know you're skint when you raid your loose change collection so you can get a pint in down the pub, and you write down your bank balance to the nearest penny so that when you get petrol using your debit card you can buy as much as possible without going over your overdraft limit
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Hard livin', hard luck.

[Sparky]

great thread!!

not me but a mate!!

you know when your broke when you:
extend a loan to buy a bike, £1400
then insuring it all in one go, £290
then you have it fully serviced, £190
then a week later the engine goes bang, enginge found £499
then getting it fitted, £260
new back tyre, £120
then Mot, £19 passed the lucky git!
plus direct debit for loan came out his bank!

then his car tax, mot but he hasnt talked much about that so it must have passed!, etc

he only gets about 240 a week

we are all laughing at his bad luck what a month!!!
luckily he still lives at home so he can eat!! we are all lending him fuel money for his bike at the mo so he can still come out with us!

poor bar-steward!........

so you know when your skint when your mates have to pay for your bike fuel!!
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Previous zxr400 - Current ZXR636 late'03
*Who ever said nothing is impossible never tried slamming a revolving door!*

[Jrod]

Thing is I've already raided all my change pots for pennys! I have NOTHING.
Headlight on the ZXR has gone, guess I will just have 1 bulb for a while.

[numark1]

Why is it yours and yams bikes constantly break?

[Jrod]

Portsmouth air?

[Dom]

[Zoffo]

You know your broke when you have to go next door and ask for that cup of sugar back they borrowed last year
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[dotti]

When I was 18-19 I used to have to borrow off my 7 year old sister for petrol money. That's how I knew I was broke. I must've borrowed hundreds of dollars off her over the years. Really should pay her back one of these days.
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[NSR125-Kid-UK]

You know you're broke when you can't buy any lunch at work for your first month because you can't afford food AND petrol and if you don't work you have no money .
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"I'm either going to teach andy to get his knee down, or I'm going to get him killed. One of the two" - Teaman

[Sparks!]

You know your * broke when you can't walk

* leg is
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[Jrod]

Watch out Yams, your filler cap is just a screw one one?

[Villers]

[dransy]

u know your broke when u ride slow to save peterol
also when u dont eat at work :p
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