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White Noise
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PostPosted: 20:52 - 06 Feb 2006    Post subject: C4 now: bodyshock - the half ton man! Reply with quote

Shocked

OMG, just one question HOW?
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PostPosted: 20:53 - 06 Feb 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

This is why I have now cut my drinking back to 2 nights a week. Laughing
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PostPosted: 20:53 - 06 Feb 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

He's married, did his wife not say 'yer getting a little chubby dear?'
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PostPosted: 20:58 - 06 Feb 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

Reminds me of that thing from 'Blade'.

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PostPosted: 20:59 - 06 Feb 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

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PostPosted: 21:00 - 06 Feb 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

What I want to know is who was taking him his food?

He was far too fat to get up out of bed so someone must have been taking his food to him Confused

I wonder how much you have to eat to get that fat?
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PostPosted: 21:05 - 06 Feb 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

I heard he has already lost 30 stone. Is something like 70 atm. Shocked
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PostPosted: 21:06 - 06 Feb 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

Joe wrote:
I wonder how much you have to eat to get that fat?


I ate a BAAABBBYYYYYYY

https://www.kurthanson.com/images/screenshots/0703/fat_bastard.jpg

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PostPosted: 21:09 - 06 Feb 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

that is grim, what i cant work out is why he let them make a documentary when he knew everyone was think "sick Sick "

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I heard he has already lost 30 stone. Is something like 70 atm.


maybe he in the running for "slimmer of the year" at wieght watchers? Thinking
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PostPosted: 21:09 - 06 Feb 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

that is grim, what i cant work out is why he let them make a documentary when he knew everyone was think "sick Sick "

markcatate wrote:
I heard he has already lost 30 stone. Is something like 70 atm.


maybe he in the running for "slimmer of the year" at wieght watchers? Thinking
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PostPosted: 21:12 - 06 Feb 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

Joe wrote:
I wonder how much you have to eat to get that fat?


15 large pizzas a day, calorie wise. Shocked
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PostPosted: 22:03 - 06 Feb 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

How the hell can he afford it? its not like he's a worker

Oh hang on, he probably claims disability!!

nice little circle he's got into there.
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PostPosted: 10:12 - 07 Feb 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

and he blames genetics..... Confused
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PostPosted: 10:20 - 07 Feb 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

Americans are far too quick to blame genes for being overweight.

Was a good programme last night, Richard Simmons owns.

Personally I think the main problem with obesity lies in junk food (Yeah, don't tell me I'm quoting the obvious just yet)

You never get people that size craving steak or a grilled chicken breast with lots of veg.

I wouldn't be surprised if junk food/sweet manufacturers add ingredients to certain foods to make them addictive. It has been known before.

It is also terrifying how quick they are to promote gastric surgery when there are plenty of other viable alternatives available.

Also made me sick after one of the subjects had gastric surgery, his wife bought him KFC to eat, and he was lying on a bed eating crisps.

This reinforces my dim view of society and how much crap is on our supermarket shelves, I think that we as human beings are entitled to fresh, well made food and we also need more awareness on how to count fat/carbs (Why don't they teach nutrition in school?)

It's all very well the goverment sitting back and allowing people to get like this, then simply sending them for gastric surgery. But it's not fair.

People need educating, not stapling, also think junk food should be investigated as to WHY it's so addictive.

I could ramble for hours about this, something that really beggars belief.
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PostPosted: 10:29 - 07 Feb 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

Yeah I lost all sympathy for the half ton man when he stated his problem was genetic cos he didn;t eat much Rolling Eyes WTF, u fat mutha? Your problem is the fifteen fucking meals waiting to be digested inside your three litre capacity gut! I felt sorry for some of the people, but the half ton man was just a fucking idiot who didn;t realise how lucky he was that there is people out there trying to help him.

The wife should have been arrested as well for helping him kill himself as I can;t believe anyone would be as thick as to keep feeding their husband when he is 70 stone and has excriment smeared over himself....like WTF is going on when you think that is an acceptable way for your husband to be Rolling Eyes She was partly responsible for helping him kill himself as all she had to do is say no as the fat guy could walk!

Maybe I'm being harsh, but he had more help financially and medically to stop him from eating himself to death and after all that help he still lays on a bed of crisps, stuffing himself. Disgusting.
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PostPosted: 10:30 - 07 Feb 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

food manufactures are allowed to add this addictive ingredient.
Pringles contain the maximum amount allowed (hence once you pop you can't stop).

Its the same with cigerettes though, stating the obvious I know, but the only reason you're spending hundreds / thousands of £ on fags is for that addictive ingredient, which they have riddled them with.

These companys have got a firm grip of your nad sack & they are killing you.

Give up!

NOW!
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PostPosted: 10:38 - 07 Feb 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

Am working on that.

If I had a garden, I'd grow all my own food.
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PostPosted: 10:49 - 07 Feb 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

How does he take a dump? Sick
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PostPosted: 11:16 - 07 Feb 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

Sick The doctors found dried blood and shit under his finger nails Sick go figure Neutral
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PostPosted: 11:19 - 07 Feb 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

I had no sympathy for the man at all, after it was blatant that he wasn't that interested in losing weight. He lost 30 odd stone in hospital, yet comes out and eats bargain bucket KFC's and then blames genetics!

"The easiest way to alienate me is to tell me I cant have something, I'll rip your head off"

You'd have to catch me first you fat fuck....
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PostPosted: 12:14 - 07 Feb 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

if you missed it like me its on more 4 tonite 10pm
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PostPosted: 12:17 - 07 Feb 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Joe wrote:
I wonder how much you have to eat to get that fat?


15 large pizzas a day, calorie wise.



Shocked Damn !!! i best start cutting back then Sick
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PostPosted: 12:23 - 07 Feb 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

That's the last time I whinge about putting on the odd couple of pounds at Xmas is all I'm gonna say!]
Gives a new perspective for when I look at a chubby person IRL and say "Fecking heck, someone had one Kebabby too many last night!"
One of my exes was like 14 stone and I thought he was a bit of a heiffer (he was only 14 at the time and I was 13). He's a stick compared to that lump. His wife is just as much to blame as he is. Disgusting, both of them. I don't blame genetics at all. He clearly made no effort to keep thin and allowed himself to get into such a hideous state.
He also said he ate no more than the average perosn, yet the research showed that he ate like, 10 pizzas a day because they worke dout his average calories in take!
How can he ever hope to help himself sort the problem out if he cant even be honest with himself and everyone else as to what he actually eats?
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PostPosted: 12:32 - 07 Feb 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

i agree with the possibility of a fat gene-but if you are too lazy to work off the extra calories you eat-then whose problem is that?
and how come its only the americans who have the fat gene....? Smile
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PostPosted: 12:33 - 07 Feb 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

tonight I'll be eating mostly grilled trout and salad, with a small glass of italian red.

I need to lose weight myself Neutral

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