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numark1
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PostPosted: 21:01 - 06 Feb 2006    Post subject: In my defence Reply with quote

I am really ill and couldn't talk let alone make it tonight to the gym so got yoko to phone in and made me soundl like an absolute tard. Tried to get him to leave a message for this girl im seeing but didn't go as planned. Shifty

btw yoko you sound like a harness. Razz
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PostPosted: 21:05 - 06 Feb 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

Laughing Yoko just chatting up the receptionist instead!
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PostPosted: 21:06 - 06 Feb 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

yoko,,needs a costom title for that,......top guy Laughing Thumbs Up
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numark1
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PostPosted: 21:09 - 06 Feb 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

I deserve lots of karma and supestud custom title for doing this. Cool

She's so hot its unreal though and will be worth it, will have to sort something out next week as its valentines day soon. Confused
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PostPosted: 21:09 - 06 Feb 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

Classic! Laughing

Mark, so not only are you too shy to talk to the girl you fancy, but you're also too shy to talk to the receptionist?! Laughing
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PostPosted: 21:10 - 06 Feb 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

PMSL, Laughing
scott are you the next scott mills? i always thought you where a raving queen! Laughing
thats brilliant!

scott wrote:
she comes in with her mom!
Razz

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PostPosted: 21:12 - 06 Feb 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

markcatate wrote:
I deserve lots of karma and supestud custom title for doing this. Cool


Yeah.... "Scared of girls" Razz
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PostPosted: 21:13 - 06 Feb 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

"for a girl, does that ring a bell?"

lol, yoko is that the vaguest descriptions ever in the world!!!

That was the best!! Scott, i really think you need to know her name first!!
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numark1
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PostPosted: 21:13 - 06 Feb 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

Silver wrote:
Classic! Laughing

Mark, so not only are you too shy to talk to the girl you fancy, but you're also too shy to talk to the receptionist?! Laughing


Fuck off. Razz

I'm too shy yeh infront of her, her mum and about 30 other people, mostly squaddies. Shocked

I phoned her last week thats why he asked for tracey. I have been ill all day and can't speak got a really bad throat and she only goes down on mondays.

Don't wanna stalk her do it. Wink

not that this matters anyway, i will get ripped to shredds.
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PostPosted: 21:13 - 06 Feb 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

ROFPMSL That a classic!!

Dont know her name but shes a good looking blonde who hangs around with her mom. Laughing Laughing
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White Noise
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PostPosted: 21:13 - 06 Feb 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

Silver wrote:
"Scared of girls"


seconded!
motion passed! Very Happy
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PostPosted: 21:16 - 06 Feb 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

Yoko you should work in an insurance call centre Laughing
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PostPosted: 21:16 - 06 Feb 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

phantomtek wrote:
Yoko you should work in an insurance call centre Laughing


he used to!!!
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PostPosted: 21:17 - 06 Feb 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

How do you go to this gym now knowing the receptionists and gym staff think you're a right plonker? Do you really think she'll ring you if she ever gets given your number? Laughing
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numark1
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PostPosted: 21:18 - 06 Feb 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

Oh dear this is going worse than expected. Laughing

I'm not even kidding if you saw a picture of her it would shut you all up. Razz
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White Noise
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PostPosted: 21:19 - 06 Feb 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

markcatate wrote:
I'm not even kidding if you saw a picture of her it would shut you all up. Razz


whatever she looks like that is not the way to chat her up, sorry but if she gets wind of this you are completely buggered! Confused
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PostPosted: 21:21 - 06 Feb 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

Yeh i know but i don't know what else to do. Sad

Never been in a situation like this before. Laughing
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PostPosted: 21:23 - 06 Feb 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

markcatate wrote:
Yeh i know but i don't know what else to do. Sad


you wait till she has finished he in the gym and just catch up with her when she leaves but not in a creapy way. and just ask her for her number, if her mum is with her don't let that faze you just ask and have the balls to see it through
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PostPosted: 21:24 - 06 Feb 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

you have to love, ,,yoko for doing it,,,and tate for giving the number Thumbs Up
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PostPosted: 21:27 - 06 Feb 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

That was good. yoko rules Thumbs Up
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PostPosted: 21:31 - 06 Feb 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

White Noise wrote:
markcatate wrote:
Yeh i know but i don't know what else to do. Sad


you wait till she has finished he in the gym and just catch up with her when she leaves but not in a creapy way. and just ask her for her number, if her mum is with her don't let that faze you just ask and have the balls to see it through
WN


or, ask her how to use a *slightly* complicated machine that she uses a lot, im sure its a good way to open conversation, then say "cheers, i seen you in here before, im mark" and off to chatting her up/exchanging numbers Razz
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PostPosted: 21:33 - 06 Feb 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

I've just realised, this has been going on for ages. at this rate she will be coming to the gym with her fookin husband before you muster the bollocks to ask her out. Wink
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numark1
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PostPosted: 21:34 - 06 Feb 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

I'm not some kind of retard just don't really wanna speak to a girl infront of her MUM and like 30 other people.

Normally i wouldn't be too fussed but being honest who would just walk up to her and talk?

I know it probably looks good but fuck that. Shocked
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PostPosted: 21:34 - 06 Feb 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

Soul_Trader wrote:
I've just realised, this has been going on for ages. at this rate she will be coming to the gym with her fookin husband before you muster the bollocks to ask her out. Wink


mark tell me the gym and i'll chat her up, i'll get her number for you and not call it, i promise! Laughing

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Normally i wouldn't be too fussed but being honest who would just walk up to her and talk?


someone who fancies her, i think you have put her on a pedalstool, and scared yourself about what if she says no!

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numark1
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PostPosted: 21:35 - 06 Feb 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

Soul_Trader wrote:
I've just realised, this has been going on for ages. at this rate she will be coming to the gym with her fookin husband before you muster the bollocks to ask her out. Wink


Yeh been goin on like 6 weeks, i wish girls would make an effort. Only ever had about 3 approach me including someone on friday but i turned her down. Thumbs Down
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