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PostPosted: 12:57 - 11 Feb 2006    Post subject: Valentines days... Women? Reply with quote

Well, running from this thread (and ive been thinking about posting this since the other day).

I had a conversation with the missus about valentines day, and it basically seemed a 'what was i getting her','where was i taking her' etc type convo.

And it seems to me that valentines days expectations are like sex.

If a man does all the work in bed, one will defo cum and the other might.
If a woman did ALL the work in bed, i doubt highly that either would cum.

A man is expected to be good and is whinged at when not, a woman is expected to be shite and is praised when not.

Same with valentines, the guy is expected to do something completely romantic and thoughtful. Whats the girl expected to do?

So to this end, has anyones missus actually done something big for them?
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PostPosted: 13:33 - 11 Feb 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

I made my boyfriend a box from scratch. With a lid that didn't quite work. And covered it in red paper. Wrote many of our memories on little bits of paper and put them in the box. Also wrote him a letter explaining that the whole idea was a bit gay.

He didn't get me anything, and I didn't want it. Valentine's Day is bullshit if you just go out and buy something, it's about celebrating your love, although your posts make you seem incapable of loving a woman let alone liking them, so unless that's just your online persona, tell her you don't believe in the idea of using the 14th to reflect on your relationship, and that you take her out and buy her things all through the year, so what's gonna different about Tuesday?
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PostPosted: 13:42 - 11 Feb 2006    Post subject: Re: Valentines days... Women? Reply with quote

bonny_ricardo wrote:
If a woman did ALL the work in bed, i doubt highly that either would cum.


How have you reached this conclusion then?? Rolling Eyes You've obviously not met the right woman.


bonny_ricardo wrote:
Same with valentines, the guy is expected to do something completely romantic and thoughtful. Whats the girl expected to do?

So to this end, has anyones missus actually done something big for them?


I dont think its about how big/costly the gesture/present is. Thats shallow. I usually just get my OH a little treat, something that he wouldnt normally get himself, but nothing expensive.
For me Valentines Day is more about "its the thought that counts"
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PostPosted: 13:45 - 11 Feb 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

Once again Bonny tells it like it is Thumbs Up

MementoMori's Fellah probably would have wrote:
My missus got me this box, with bits of paper inside. It was shit; typical female craftsmanship, nails sticking out everywhere and terrible right angles. The lid didn't even work! She also wrote me this soppy letter, but I think it means I'm gonna be getting it a bit more regularly from now on, which is nice.

Oh, and she said I didn't have to get her anything at all and that she doesn't celebrate valentines day. Great! I'm going down the pub with my mates tonight then Thumbs Up

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PostPosted: 13:47 - 11 Feb 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

Laughing Rolling Eyes

The box was cardboard.
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PostPosted: 14:45 - 11 Feb 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

my GF comes back from america on valentines day so will be tired and jet-laged, lucky me Rolling Eyes

yea guys are ment to do it all, i dont know what to get her, need some ideas!!
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PostPosted: 15:14 - 11 Feb 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

i would not care as long as it camef orm the heart(get the bucket)

i made my bf a card last year , this year i can afford to buy one. its not the gifts that count its how you treat each other which should be good all the time, though on val night it has to be extra special treatments on both parties Dance!
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PostPosted: 15:19 - 11 Feb 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

Andy C wrote:
my GF comes back from america on valentines day so will be tired and jet-laged, lucky me Rolling Eyes

yea guys are ment to do it all, i dont know what to get her, need some ideas!!


If she's going to be jet-lagged and cranky, get her something you know she likes, and dont gamble with all this valentine tat that's in the shops at the moment. It doesn't have to be romantic, just a gift you know she'll like and will put a smile on her face, even if it's just a bunch of her favourite flowers Thumbs Up

That goes for anyone really though. Like others have said, you shouldn't need an over commercialised social date to prove you love or care for someone. Just keep it simple and make sure you put thought into what you do, just like you would an anniversary or birthday. Valentine's day means nothing. Smile
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PostPosted: 15:22 - 11 Feb 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

Yes bandit i can love, but i can also resent.

And for my gf of only a month (otherwise i would have got her a tv and a freeview box or at least a tv but its too soon) i got her a new mouse so she can play the game i bought her properly, and the green mile book because she said shed been meaning to read it.

I'll also cook her dinner with wine etc, even though i feel like shit.

My point is its expected.

I dont expect her to make me dinner or shit for valentines day. Why do women.

It just seems expected for women to do all the work.

And also bandit, EVERY woman ive slept with (and theres been a few) when on top get tired within about a minute and give up. Meaning i have to do all the work from underneath.
In fact asides from on top, theres not a single position i can think of which would work without the man doing everything, and yet as ive said, even if they are ontop, its usually quicker and far better if i work not them.

And that point has been agreed by a hell of a lot of them aswell.

Are you honestly telling me if you bf/hub laid flat on his back, hands behind his head, you could make him cum, and maybe even yourself?
Him literally doing nothing?

Whereas, and im sure most guys here will back me up, we HAVE to do that every time, infact women trying to help is usually off putting because they often have no rythm. And yet we are suppose to get both our rocks off and theres, and get branded crap if we cant...

Equality there Rolling Eyes
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PostPosted: 15:31 - 11 Feb 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

bonny_ricardo wrote:
My point is its expected.

I dont expect her to make me dinner or shit for valentines day. Why do women.


A lot of women don't get the attention they feel they deserve every day of their relationship. Some women want to feel special for just one day and hope/ expect that their man will make that day special. one day!! It's not a lot to ask for - just to be fussed over for less than 24 hours before everything goes back to normal.


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Are you honestly telling me if you bf/hub laid flat on his back, hands behind his head, you could make him cum, and maybe even yourself?
Him literally doing nothing?


Easily. As long as you know what your guy likes, how he ticks, and what buttons to push it's very easy.
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PostPosted: 15:35 - 11 Feb 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Easily. As long as you know what your guy likes, how he ticks, and what buttons to push it's very easy.

Maybe hes faking it Laughing

funny, but i wonder how long it would take for someone to say girls faked it if i said i could make them cum easily... ?
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PostPosted: 15:39 - 11 Feb 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

bonny_ricardo wrote:
Maybe hes faking it Laughing


If you haven't noticed yet Bonny, it's a bit difficult for you guys to fake it. Laughing Please refer to '40 Days and 40 nights' (film) if you still don't get it Laughing
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PostPosted: 15:42 - 11 Feb 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

Leggy_Girl wrote:
bonny_ricardo wrote:
Maybe hes faking it Laughing


If you haven't noticed yet Bonny, it's a bit difficult for you guys to fake it. Laughing Please refer to '40 Days and 40 nights' (film) if you still don't get it Laughing


Ive faked it before, both before and after cumming.

Its pretty easy if you've got a condom on.

To be honest its harder for a woman to make a convincing orgasm, usually they just go pantomime. Besides easiest way to tell is the twitch and clamp, which you cant go deliberately (usually)
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PostPosted: 15:45 - 11 Feb 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

MementoMori wrote:
Laughing Rolling Eyes

The box was cardboard.


you made him, a box. Shocked if that was me that would be the last time you saw me Thumbs Up
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PostPosted: 15:45 - 11 Feb 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

bonny_ricardo wrote:
Besides easiest way to tell is the twitch and clamp, which you cant go deliberately (usually)


All women can do that - unless they've been ridden more times than Red Rum that is Wink
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PostPosted: 15:46 - 11 Feb 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

Leggy_Girl wrote:
bonny_ricardo wrote:
Besides easiest way to tell is the twitch and clamp, which you cant go deliberately (usually)


All women can do that - unless they've been ridden more times than Red Rum that is Wink


Touche... Well i can bob mine in time to music so haha!

Beat that!
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PostPosted: 15:54 - 11 Feb 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

bonny_ricardo wrote:
I dont expect her to make me dinner or shit for valentines day. Why do women.


Maybe not on Valentines......every other day of the year though eh?? Wink Laughing

Like Leggy said, it's easy to get your mans rocks off with or without his contribution providing you know what tickles his fancy. Not so much if the woman can't be bothered to work that out......But then those that dont usually just don't have the confidence in themselves to try anything other than missionary Confused.
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PostPosted: 15:54 - 11 Feb 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

bonny_ricardo wrote:
Touche... Well i can bob mine in time to music so haha!

Beat that!


It's a muscle after all that you can tense and flex like any other muscle in your body - not surprised Wink

Carry on!!

But might i suggest you tell your girlfriends from now on what you like in the sack, or your going to putting a thread up like this every year, close to Valentine's day Laughing
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PostPosted: 16:02 - 11 Feb 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

Just as a point, i do pretty much all the cooking, she usually stays at mine, i do her favours (like we are sharing a textbook i bought for a module etc).

And most of the girls ive shagged have happily got on top, but just sat there and looked confused.

In fact i remember one distinctly just sat. I had my head wedged up on a slide and my feet in mid air so i could do the work, she just lookconfused and in the end i just walked off.

So nur.

Anyway i suppose the point is slightly missed, i wouldnt really want my gf to do something for me, and ive explained to her her presents are foil wrapped, and she aint getting a card, cos its about spending time with her. Not chucking money at thatchers england.

However, i have never heard a group of men bitching about how 'all' their bastard of a gf did for valentines day was take them to a chippy, and then pay their drinks on the night out and a taxi home... the evil bastards.

Whereas how often have we heard that from women... Im not going to chuck 60 quid on a night out to prove to her mates im not a twat. Whats annoying is women dont even have the idea flash across their minds. A nice valentines suprise from a girl is head for once.

But who knows, maybe in a few days we will be posting different things Very Happy
Ive personally told her to just get me a cheap necklace to remember her.

She is cooking for the one month thing tonight tho Thumbs Up
Actually... christ shes cooking Shocked Crying or Very sad
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PostPosted: 16:03 - 11 Feb 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

bonny_ricardo wrote:
Yes bandit i can love, but i can also resent.


where the f*** did that come from??

bonny_richardo wrote:
And for my gf of only a month (otherwise i would have got her a tv and a freeview box or at least a tv but its too soon) i got her a new mouse so she can play the game i bought her properly, and the green mile book because she said shed been meaning to read it.

I'll also cook her dinner with wine etc, even though i feel like shit.

My point is its expected.


No, not all women expect that kind of treatment, I for one dont. I couldnt care less whether my husband gets me owt for Valentines Day.

bonny_ricardo wrote:
Are you honestly telling me if you bf/hub laid flat on his back, hands behind his head, you could make him cum, and maybe even yourself?
Him literally doing nothing?


Yes ! I am with Leggy Girl on this one.

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Easily. As long as you know what your guy likes, how he ticks, and what buttons to push it's very easy


Couldnt have put it better myself.

Some women prefer to be on top, can only orgasm by being on top, so can be quite expert at the whole procedure. Just because it hasnt happened for you, doesnt mean that its not possible.
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PostPosted: 16:04 - 11 Feb 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

Leggy_Girl wrote:
bonny_ricardo wrote:
Touche... Well i can bob mine in time to music so haha!

Beat that!


It's a muscle after all that you can tense and flex like any other muscle in your body - not surprised Wink



And actually its not a muscle. Erectile tissue is more like a sponge that is 'inflated' with hydrostatic pressure from the blood. The bobbing is from tensing the pelvic floor.

The weird thing is, ive always been able to do it... whereas no bloke ive ever asked can... Only when semi to fully erect though.
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PostPosted: 16:09 - 11 Feb 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

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where the f*** did that come from??



No, not all women expect that kind of treatment, I for one dont. I couldnt care less whether my husband gets me owt for Valentines Day.



Yes ! I am with Leggy Girl on this one.



Couldnt have put it better myself.
Some women prefer to be on top, can only orgasm by being on top, so can be quite expert at the whole procedure. Just because it hasnt happened for you, doesnt mean that its not possible.


- Meant for momentomori

- In response to all the people saying, its only fair as women pander to men the other 364 days a year. Im saying thats not always true.

- Im still skeptical. Ive had some very eager to please and experienced people fall completely short... MAybe you too are very good... Or maybe they are faking hahaha Laughing

- Dont forget a bloke is still doing ALOT from underneath. Ive proven this before.
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PostPosted: 16:12 - 11 Feb 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

yeh well mine can sing. av that! Laughing
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PostPosted: 16:13 - 11 Feb 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

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The weird thing is, ive always been able to do it... whereas no bloke ive ever asked can... Only when semi to fully erect though.


Umm, it's easy.
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PostPosted: 16:15 - 11 Feb 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

bonny_ricardo wrote:
Maybe you too are very good... Or maybe they are faking hahaha Laughing


Nope, me and Bandit are both just sexy bitches lol Wink

bonny_ricardo wrote:

- Dont forget a bloke is still doing ALOT from underneath. Ive proven this before.


I agree with you on that one, men do still do work even when the woman is on top. We're just saying they could be tied down and handcuffed so they couldn't move and you could still make them cum. in fact some men ask for that kind of treatment!! Laughing
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