Taking the piss (literally)

king kong · Nearly there... Joined: 05 Mar 2006 Karma :

This Sunday I have to spend father’s day collecting a 24-hour urine sample.
Starting at about 9AM in order that I can drop the gallons of piss at the local hospital the following day.

The reason is so that the function of my kidneys can be analysed.

So apart from the obvious embarrassment of this exercise I will have to carry bottles of warm sloshing urine in a backpack on the bike. Can’t wait! Embarassed

What is the strangest cargo you’ve had to carry on the bike?

I’ll let you know how much piss I had to take:up:

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Overkill · Renault 5 Driver Joined: 16 Jun 2006 Karma :

heres to hopingyou dont fall off and get covered in your own stinking piss Thumbs Up

i think the strangest cargo ive carried on a bike is myself

veeeffarr · Super Spammer Joined: 22 Jul 2004 Karma :

A single packet of cheese doritos cargo netted on the pillion seat.

Paul@125power · Could Be A Chat Bot Joined: 01 Mar 2006 Karma :

A large pack of bacon that was too big for under the pillion and I didn't have a backpack so I had it in a carrier bag around my writs. It was one of them 3kg pack from faucetts butchers.

Either that or my mate's girlfriend. The lil' twitcher Laughing

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ginguar · Traffic Copper Joined: 19 Feb 2005 Karma :

A 6ft christmas tree.

getyerkneedow... · Trackday Trickster Joined: 25 Aug 2004 Karma :

2 crates of lager from the local stores when i was down at donnington last year. That was fun - carrying those on the back. Mind you, wasnt really that uncommon, loads of peeps were doing it.

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Paul@125power · Could Be A Chat Bot Joined: 01 Mar 2006 Karma :

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Tarmacsurfer · World Chat Champion Joined: 29 Jun 2004 Karma :

I used to work for a courier company in Birmingham called "Moves". They had a contract with the QE hospital to collect urine and faeces samples from a number of GP surgeries and deliver them to the path lab around the back of the QE, near Harborne. When doing this, not only did we have Bio-hazard tape that had to be across the topbox sealing it between pickups, there were also some fairly official looking forms. The other aspect to this job, despite the fact that some of the surgeries would keep you waiting for a while as they got samples bagged up and sealed with paperwork, you had to be at each surgery at an appointed time.

Coming back from Hollywood into Birmingham on the A435 one afternoon rather rapidly as the last surgery had kept me waiting (no way I wanted to spend my lunchbreak guarding a topbox full of someone elses shit while the path lab reception were on a break) and a police bike pulls me at the Maypole roundabout.
Police biker:"What do you think you're doing sir, do you know how fast you were going?"
Me:"Of course I do, see the hazard tape? I've got some critical samples for the QE pathology department, can I get moving please?" (showing the forms and hoping I can blag it)
Police biker:"In that case, follow close behind and lets go"

It's the first time I've ever moved up Kings Heath high street at more than 30mph, police biker was obviously bored. Got a police escort with lights and occasional siren all the way from the Maypole to Harborne.

Possibly not the strangest thing I've ever carried, but it was certainly a hell of alot of fun that day Cool

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MRX Steve · Could Be A Chat Bot Joined: 02 Mar 2006 Karma :

I think the strangest thing, which really isn’t that strange, would be a Chinese hanging from round my wrist in a carrier bag (Chinese food that is, not a very small Chinese person)
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sickpup · Old Timer Joined: 21 Apr 2004 Karma :

Urine, shit, corneas, Huge amounts of prescription drugs, heat exchangers, guns and ammo but not at the same time (securicor) Picked up shotgun shells for a certain lords weekends away, Chaps runs, BACS runs, bullion, £999,999,999.00 In bearer bonds, Excessive amounts of jewelry, gold, silver. Pretty much you name it.

We're just not supposed to know what it is as then we are not in possesion but you usually do.

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sickpup · Old Timer Joined: 21 Apr 2004 Karma :

It's actually a very fine legal point in that we are in posession of a package but as we don't know whats in the package we are not in posession of the contents. Bit hard to understand when you've just picked up from Holland & Holland but none the less a very good legal defence.

The bonds runs are always fun, 3 riders at a time with upto £3 under £3 billion in cashable bonds.

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sickpup · Old Timer Joined: 21 Apr 2004 Karma :

Always a way if you're willing to lose 60%

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The View Askew · World Chat Champion Joined: 30 Nov 2005 Karma :

A 7ft long petrol strimmer complete with box strapped to the side of my ped. for 40 odd miles. cornering was somewhat awkward. And going straight maybe somewhat illegal too.
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steveh · World Chat Champion Joined: 24 Aug 2004 Karma :

hmmm, has to be.. a keg of beer.

almost took a cat once inside my jacket.

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mistergixer · World Chat Champion Joined: 15 Jun 2005 Karma :

I once saw a guy in Seoul carrying his pet monkey, it was perched on his head and kept jumping onto the pillion seat and then back onto his head.
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StottyB · Trackday Trickster Joined: 23 Jan 2006 Karma :

I work at an auction and buy a load of crap so i've carried loads of stuff on mine. Strangest are probably the following:

1) A 17" TFT Monitor (£20!!!)

2) A Surf Board - strapped to my back on its side.......nearly took off! Also hit a few cars on the way home as i forgot i had it on Laughing

3) Chinese takeaway on the handlebars (not from the auction.........)

Thats the lot i think!
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sickpup · Old Timer Joined: 21 Apr 2004 Karma :

Not carrying something but I've also ridden escort with the MOD police for the kings troop royal horse artillery early one morning along regent street.

They came up behind me on Haymarket and the lead copper pulled over to me on my Securicor bike in full uniform and said 'you ride with me' and had me blocking traffic with him while two other bikes chopped and changed lead bike behind us.