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Dark
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PostPosted: 17:19 - 22 Aug 2006    Post subject: Where to unload.... Reply with quote
Me, the missus and a few mates were down the local this weekend and after many shandys the conversation inevitably ended up in the gutter.

The missus wanted to know if we had a choice where we could blow our loads where would it be out of the following choices.

a) in her vagina
b) in her mouth
c) in her ass
d) on her ass
e) on her back
f) on her stomach
g) on her tits
h) on her face
i) into her open mouth

Unbelievably the missus informed me that i have freedom of choice in this matter whenever i like Thumbs Up Wink

So come on lads what would you choose?
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Handsome
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PostPosted: 17:21 - 22 Aug 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote
Face/Tits.....FTW.....
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PostPosted: 17:24 - 22 Aug 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote
Inside is awesome Very Happy

Creampies ftw!
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PostPosted: 17:32 - 22 Aug 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote
All I will say is you lucky fu*ker!!!!!! Mad
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PostPosted: 17:33 - 22 Aug 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote
Sometimes there just isnt enough jizz to go around Crying or Very sad
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PostPosted: 17:35 - 22 Aug 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote
Bukkaki FTW.....LMFAO.....
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PostPosted: 17:36 - 22 Aug 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote
All apart from C & D. And E isnt' really that exciting.

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This would be much better under 'Show and Tell'. Laughing
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PostPosted: 17:40 - 22 Aug 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote
Cheap way for you to give her a pearl necklace then Thumbs Up
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PostPosted: 17:40 - 22 Aug 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote
Barry_MC21 wrote:
All apart from C & D.


Whats wrong with the back door?

Nothing, that's what Smile
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PostPosted: 17:41 - 22 Aug 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote
Just do them all and stop bragging! Rolling Eyes Laughing Laughing Laughing
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Barry_M2
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PostPosted: 17:43 - 22 Aug 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote
LewisD wrote:
Whats wrong with the back door?

Nothing, that's what Smile


I've always rated it along side gay sex, and that's, well, just not my thing.

I've been in by mistake once or twice, let the poor girl in tears! Confused Laughing
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PostPosted: 17:48 - 22 Aug 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote
A is easiest.

No need to pull out, plus:

B means you're wary of kissing her for about a week. Laughing

C means she's going to dash off for a runny dump 20 minutes afterwards.

D you have to arse about with baby wipes.

Same applies to E, F, G and H.

I is the same as B. Razz
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Mr Calendar



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PostPosted: 17:55 - 22 Aug 2006    Post subject: Re: Where to unload.... Reply with quote
Dark wrote:
...missus wanted to know...So come on lads what would you choose?

Before choosing I need some more information. Does she swallow or spit?
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PostPosted: 17:58 - 22 Aug 2006    Post subject: Re: Where to unload.... Reply with quote
map wrote:
Dark wrote:
...missus wanted to know...So come on lads what would you choose?

Before choosing I need some more information. Does she swallow or spit?


Maybe gargles and chews?
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PostPosted: 17:58 - 22 Aug 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote
Or Garggle.....

Edit, Same Time^^^^^
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PostPosted: 18:00 - 22 Aug 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote
NSR-AD wrote:
Or Garggle.....

Edit, Same Time^^^^^


I see we've met some of the same type of girls Laughing
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PostPosted: 18:03 - 22 Aug 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote
Rookie wrote:
...I is the same as B. Razz

Rolling Eyes amatuers, I is target practice Razz
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Dark
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PostPosted: 18:07 - 22 Aug 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote
Whosthedaddy wrote:
Sometimes there just isnt enough jizz to go around Crying or Very sad


Haha my thoughts exactly Razz

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Before choosing I need some more information. Does she swallow or spit?


Both Wink

Quote:
Just do them all and stop bragging!


ok, sorry Embarassed
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Dark
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PostPosted: 18:09 - 22 Aug 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote
ps i'd be interested to hear another females perspective on this because the other two girls out at the weekend were mortified at the the very thought of pretty much all but a) Confused
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PostPosted: 18:14 - 22 Aug 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote
Dark wrote:
ps i'd be interested to hear another females perspective on this because the other two girls out at the weekend were mortified at the the very thought of pretty much all but a) Confused


I was thinking the same, what do the gals think?

The wife has suprised me a couple of times in how dirty she wants it when the mood has taken her Shocked
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PostPosted: 18:50 - 22 Aug 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote
Well i'm no prude, lol! Any of the above Mr. Green altho one thing that really pisses me off is when its on ya and ya fella thinks that its like some kind of acid that will burn their hands of if they touch it!!! Laughing Laughing Laughing
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PostPosted: 19:37 - 22 Aug 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote
LewisD wrote:
Inside is awesome Very Happy

Creampies ftw!
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Cant beat the feeling of cumming in a fit bird Very Happy Thumbs Up
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Dazbo666
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PostPosted: 19:55 - 22 Aug 2006    Post subject: Re: Where to unload.... Reply with quote
Dark wrote:
Me, the missus and a few mates were down the local this weekend and after many shandys the conversation inevitably ended up in the gutter.

The missus wanted to know if we had a choice where we could blow our loads where would it be out of the following choices.

a) in her vagina
b) in her mouth
c) in her ass
d) on her ass
e) on her back
f) on her stomach
g) on her tits
h) on her face
i) into her open mouth

Unbelievably the missus informed me that i have freedom of choice in this matter whenever i like Thumbs Up Wink

So come on lads what would you choose?


er, all of the above, given enough recuperation time between each "episode" Thumbs Up Wink
...where do ya live, and what time should we be there?? Laughing
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PostPosted: 22:28 - 22 Aug 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote
Barry_MC21 wrote:
LewisD wrote:
Whats wrong with the back door?

Nothing, that's what Smile


I've always rated it along side gay sex, and that's, well, just not my thing.


I’m not a great fan of the rear entrance myself. Some girls say they like it and that’s their choice, but I always feel that it must hurt and I certainly wouldn’t want someone to do it to me. Check out the number of porn stars who have had surgery to repair damage to their arse after it got buggered (‘scuse pun) by some donkey-dicked stud. Vaginas are built for it, bums just aren’t tough enough.

However the argument that it’s gay (which incidentally I have also used in the past) doesn’t quite stand up to a closer look. Apparently the most common sexual act in gay relationships is blowjobs. Is a blowjob gay? If you get one off a guy it certainly is, but from a girl that’s fine. Are handjobs gay? Or any sort of non vaginal intercourse for that matter? In my opinion the answer is no. A sexual act between a man and a woman is by definition heterosexual. Of course any man that only ever wants to do girls up the arse should be viewed with intense suspicion. There’s definitely something wrong there.

But I digress…. Back on topic I would state a preference for d, e, f and g and have to say that my favourite would be a. Partly because the missus really enjoys that too and partly because that’s how my two beautiful children were conceived and none of the others can really tick that box. Very Happy
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PostPosted: 22:33 - 22 Aug 2006    Post subject: Re: Where to unload.... Reply with quote
Dazbo666 wrote:
where do ya live, and what time should we be there??


Haha I was thinking the exact same thing. Laughing
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