Numberplate slogan suggestions?

[chalky143]

Can anyone give me suggestions on what i could have as a slogan on my new lisence plate?

ideas anyone?
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Current bike :: sv650 minitwin race bike
Previous bikes::cbr600 steelie race bike, 1989 Honda vfr750f, 2013 Honda fireblade, 2013 Ducati multistrata 1200s, 2012 Triumph street triple R, 1999 yamaha r6, vfr 800, ducati 600ss, vfr 400x2, ntv 650, bandit 600, cagiva mito 125, aprilia rs 50, honda c90x2, honda hornet 600x2, cbr 600, aprilia rx50, suzuki katana
My bike pics: https://www.bikepics.com/members/chalky143/

[phantomtek]

Excuse me mate - Couldn't help but notice I'm considerably faster than yow?



Bit long though.

[numark1]

I have drive it like you stole it on my car.

Could get

Bye Bye GTi

Rides better than your missus officer

tonight matthew im going to be...... a fucking lunatic

can't be arsed to write anymore.

[chalky143]

[lllN30lll]

im not drunk just cant ride for s**t
your cars shit mate
If you can read this my tyres aren't warm.
My other toy has tits.
Wing mirrors, use them or loose them.
Protected by Extreme Violence.
Have a break.......have a quick kwack
The car in front WAS a Toyota
COOL AS PENGUIN PISS
Oh no! There goes the neighborhood
HONK if you want to see my finger
How's my driving? Phone 999
Protected by extreme violence
Photographic Reproduction Prohibited by Copyright
Does my arse look big on this?
Hedge seeking missile
Steal this bike and I'll track you down and murder you
Happiness is..... a dead bike thief!
If you can read this call an amubulance (upside down)
THE VOICES MADE ME DO IT
my other toy has tits
catch me if you can!
bye bye GTI
Shitting my girly knickers
Fuck Off
peace through superior fire power
protected by zen buddhism
My, you are a handsome policeman
Sorry
Child On Board!
Baby on Board
I'm only riding like this to PISS YOU OFF!!
Oooops.
Satan Wants Me For A Moonbeam
KawaFuckinSaki
Caution - This Vehicle May Stunt At Any Time
'Give way to the Bus' (on a Hayabusa)
Horny Bitch
Ride Me Hard N Fast
hotter than satans bollox
Jesus rides a Harley, the Devil rides a Blade
Often licked, never beaten
Boys Toys R us
Growing old disgracefully
I hope I live to regret this
I'm just like you - only better...much, much better
'Ave it
Older, wiser, my arse!
Thank you for making me feel superior
i slow down for whores
Bends the rules and rules the bends
If you can read this, i'm parked.
Corners better than Beckham
Wife and dog gone missing, reward for the dog
Tonight Matthew I am going to be a fucking maniac
Better than Wanking
look where you're going twat
Now you see me.........
Does my bum look big on this
uphill gardners need not apply'
if brains where a disease you'd be well fit'
give me something to break'
if everything is black & white what about the chinks'
ill nino
u pile driver
dont do fat chicks
the only way is up
im back
bacthefucup
my mother spitroasts
my controller is a complete wanker
obe 1 snapbonie
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Turbo R1
CRF450R

[Groove]

[riichy]

am your parents worst nightmare
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.......... PLOD ............ zx636 2004

[chalky143]

thx ppl
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Current bike :: sv650 minitwin race bike
Previous bikes::cbr600 steelie race bike, 1989 Honda vfr750f, 2013 Honda fireblade, 2013 Ducati multistrata 1200s, 2012 Triumph street triple R, 1999 yamaha r6, vfr 800, ducati 600ss, vfr 400x2, ntv 650, bandit 600, cagiva mito 125, aprilia rs 50, honda c90x2, honda hornet 600x2, cbr 600, aprilia rx50, suzuki katana
My bike pics: https://www.bikepics.com/members/chalky143/

[McGee]

Well Groove done it for ya

Its also in my profile now so
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Its pronounced Jixxer!

[landy.s11a]

I got "Enjoy the Queue" on mine, boring but most of my riding nowadays is filtering
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"Speed:The thing about speed is that you can't catch the people who've attained it to ask them how they got so fast. You chase them day after day, until you find yourself getting closer. Then you catch them, and realize that your question has just been answered."

[.....]

"Gaylord"

[Wave2k]

One for joe and myself

'Knock me off, i need money'
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Ducati 1299 Panigale
2009 Corvette C6 z51
RS125->CBR400->RXS100->GSXR750K2->Ducati749S->CBR600RR5->TL1000R->DRz400->RSVR1000->Honda VTR SP1->CBR400->GSXR1000K6->Honda H100->CBR600RR3->Ducati1299

[www.125power.com]

I have my other toy has tits........my O/H thought it was half funny.......i thought her dad was going to punch my head in
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[Andy C]

[yzf750r]

my old bike had...
'sorry officer, it shrunk in the wash'
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04 zx10r with mods - 187.4bhp at the wheel! :o

[Jammy-R6]

I had 'Hows my riding? 0800 PISS OFF'

The coppers that pulled me found it funny anyway.

[bazza]

Well, if you're going to draw attention to yourself, do it with style...

https://www.ochainn.ath.cx/images/comeon.jpg
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"That's it. You people have stood in my way long enough. I'm going to clown college."
'98 Ducati 750SS, '08 Suzuki GSX650F ©2004-2014, Bazza's Harmless Banter

[Dazbo666]

"Pillion passengers, please refrain from screaming" ?

to Bazza's plate too
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1st bike (Sept'06 - May'10) : 1991 GPZ500S / Current bike (since Nov 2009) : 2003 Suzuki Bandit 600N
Word of the day : DILLIGAF

[MattEMulsion]

I have www.idon'tgivea.fu.ck written along the bottom of my 9x3 plate that used to be on my R6. Unfortunately the size of the plate and the fact it was single line digits used to draw too much attention to itself and I eventually swapped it for a larger square (still illegal) plate instead. I think add this to the fact of what it says, it was only a matter of time that the warnings changed into tickets.
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Yamaha YZF-R6

[Wave2k]

"Knock me off, i need money'

of course this wont work if your riding a 3-5k bike in mint condish.

its needs to be a ratty crashed 400
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Ducati 1299 Panigale
2009 Corvette C6 z51
RS125->CBR400->RXS100->GSXR750K2->Ducati749S->CBR600RR5->TL1000R->DRz400->RSVR1000->Honda VTR SP1->CBR400->GSXR1000K6->Honda H100->CBR600RR3->Ducati1299

[funmonkee]

I've considered....


""" Computer says No,,, <cough> """

""" Your car is fucking shite mate """
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**** Don't ride faster than your angel can fly Get this Free Space
The democratically elected Mod of the Scottish Section - The Peoples Choice[b]

[NSR Mick]

as in my sig.
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If you dont like the way that I ride.......Stop trying to keep up!!!

[Dazbo666]

I also like the statement t-shirts over at the Onfire store
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1st bike (Sept'06 - May'10) : 1991 GPZ500S / Current bike (since Nov 2009) : 2003 Suzuki Bandit 600N
Word of the day : DILLIGAF

[lllN30lll]

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