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phantomtek
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PostPosted: 15:53 - 11 Sep 2006    Post subject: What could I do? Reply with quote

My mate's 18th birthday is coming up soon, and we all wanna get him absolute wasted and humiliate him slightly seen as he is the oldest of us lot so we kind of get permission too. He's easy going so he will just laugh, but I wondered if there is any ideas about what to do.

I was thinking of spiking his drink with viagra (His family will be there and I thought it would be funny watching him greeting his Grandma with a pillow infront of him and him walking at an angle all night, but then I realised I don't know where to buy it and wondered if he would die because of it Confused ) but I am open to suggestions.

Any ideas?
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PostPosted: 16:00 - 11 Sep 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

Bake him a chocolate cake from all his 'mates' and insist he has a few slices.

The trick is to ensure that only the chocolate icing on the top has a LAZATIVE in. Therefore you call happily munch away yet avoid the icing.

Few hours later, *squelch* hahaha! Mr. Green
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PostPosted: 16:14 - 11 Sep 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

Viagra or an E in his drink will both work well.


Then of course tie him to a lamp post and pull his bags down.
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PostPosted: 16:27 - 11 Sep 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

I wouldn't be too impressed if my mates spiked me with drugs at a family occasion....especially viagra and pills.
Just encourage him to drink too much and be ready with the camera and permanent markers.
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PostPosted: 16:29 - 11 Sep 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

Laxative!!!

Brilliant!!

I like the second idea too, he lives right door to a Vicar so I may have to incorporate that someway.

Any other ideas?

Where could I get viagra without looking like a perve/impotent and would it kill him?
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PostPosted: 16:30 - 11 Sep 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

hmmm...is this just a smokescreen for you wanting to find out how to buy viagra???

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PostPosted: 16:31 - 11 Sep 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

akaDAVE wrote:
I wouldn't be too impressed if my mates spiked me with drugs at a family occasion....especially viagra and pills.
Just encourage him to drink too much and be ready with the camera and permanent markers.


It's family and friends, I've already joked about the viagra thing with him and he seemed ok (He can have a laugh) I won't be using the E because that's quite dangerous but I think the laxative is quite funny.
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PostPosted: 16:32 - 11 Sep 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

Give him a laxative and he'll get really pissed off. Aside from the danger of shatting himself, he'll spend the next 5 hours in agony with a firey ringpiece.

I'd just add vodka shots to his pint and have a camera handy.
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PostPosted: 16:32 - 11 Sep 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

T1z3R wrote:
hmmm...is this just a smokescreen for you wanting to find out how to buy viagra???

Laughing


Shifty

And I woulda gotten away with it if it wasn't for you meddling kids!

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PostPosted: 16:33 - 11 Sep 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

gonna get me some to? PM me Thumbs Up Shifty
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PostPosted: 16:42 - 11 Sep 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

Not laxative.

That's taking it a bit to far I think, you don't want to really ruin his birthday just embarass him which viagra really will do. Mind, doesn't it take 6 hours to take effect? Confused
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PostPosted: 16:46 - 11 Sep 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

instigator wrote:
Not laxative.

That's taking it a bit to far I think, you don't want to really ruin his birthday just embarass him which viagra really will do. Mind, doesn't it take 6 hours to take effect? Confused


I think the general concensus is to get him absolutely wrecked on drink then?

He generally gets abit stupid after a pint so I bet it will be enough to make him embarass himself?

It's a shame because I wanted to really bring him into being 18 in style. Mr. Green
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PostPosted: 16:49 - 11 Sep 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

E is just stupid

Laxative -- despite from loosing a friend due to extreme embarresment people can also have adverse and rather severe reactions to laxatives

Viagra is just stupid -- if he sufferes any heart problems at all it can be near fatal and viagra can have other side affects, thats why your supposed to consult a docter before you get this on prescription, buying illegally is not a good idea as you dont know what other crap has been mixed in.

Drink and tieing up to lamp post etc are fun relatively safe ideas
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PostPosted: 16:49 - 11 Sep 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

phantomtek wrote:
instigator wrote:
Not laxative.

That's taking it a bit to far I think, you don't want to really ruin his birthday just embarass him which viagra really will do. Mind, doesn't it take 6 hours to take effect? Confused


I think the general concensus is to get him absolutely wrecked on drink then?

He generally gets abit stupid after a pint so I bet it will be enough to make him embarass himself?

It's a shame because I wanted to really bring him into being 18 in style. Mr. Green


get him the jail then Thumbs Up
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PostPosted: 16:51 - 11 Sep 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

SoulRider wrote:
Drink and tieing up to lamp post etc are fun relatively safe ideas


Good thinking, but that would just be like what we do to him at any other party we have Very Happy
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PostPosted: 16:58 - 11 Sep 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

Book him a really skanky hooker. I mean one that's old enoug hto be hsi grandma! Sick
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PostPosted: 17:00 - 11 Sep 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

Buttfuck him.
In front of his Grandma. Thumbs Up

Seriously - with friends like that, who needs enemies? Shocked
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PostPosted: 17:45 - 11 Sep 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

Go the whole hog. Give him aids. Thumbs Up
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PostPosted: 17:47 - 11 Sep 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

Drug him so he falls asleep and book him to get some silicon implants 'installed'.

Moobs - what every 18 year old wants.
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PostPosted: 17:53 - 11 Sep 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

Lots of drink, viagra then send him butt naked to the vicars house with his hard on in the shape of a cross.
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PostPosted: 18:03 - 11 Sep 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

LH-ER5 wrote:
Book him a really skanky hooker. I mean one that's old enoug hto be hsi grandma! Sick


Ewwwwww I think he would run a mile!


pwntifex wrote:
Buttfuck him.
In front of his Grandma.

Seriously - with friends like that, who needs enemies?


Erm, even if I was gay I wouldn't Shocked

dodsi wrote:
Go the whole hog. Give him aids.


To the naughty corner you go!!! Evil or Very Mad

instigaytor wrote:
Drug him so he falls asleep and book him to get some silicon implants 'installed'.

Moobs - what every 18 year old wants.


Something on the other end of the cost scale! Laughing

mr jamez wrote:
Lots of drink, viagra then send him butt naked to the vicars house with his hard on in the shape of a cross.


Is that even possible?!

I've decided to fill a condom with shower gel and put it between his arse cheeks.

Then photograph it and get it framed and put on his mantlepiece.
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PostPosted: 20:28 - 11 Sep 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

Don't forget to put his hand in a bowl of warm water as he sleeps and to video/photograph the
results , either that or ask the village bicycle to come round and seduce him using a 'trapped'
condom full of either chilli powder or deep heat.
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PostPosted: 21:41 - 11 Sep 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

After a few beers find a nice ladyboy to chat him up. Laughing or a handful of copper grease or vasaline if your being nice then when he's in the loo's grab hold of him and place said handful into his private parts. Thumbs Up . watch the funny walk for the rest of the night. Twisted Evil
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PostPosted: 21:46 - 11 Sep 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

Get him to bolt a pint "in celebration of his birthday" - As he's doing pull his kecks down. Prefereably in a bar full of birds.
Doesnt need to be a birthday really, this is always funny

Instant humiliation - cheap too. Razz
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PostPosted: 21:48 - 11 Sep 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

Give dodsi a few budweisers and get him to be sick on your mate Laughing






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