Another caption comp ?

[Mr.Everready]

The story of the police woman who was run over reminded me of a photo I had. A Jaffa cake to the winner.

https://homepages.nildram.co.uk/~eveready/stop.jpg
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the undemocratically unelected mod of the Scottish section

[pwntifex]

"Jeff suddenly began to feel very uneasy about his new roadside sobriety test."
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the warped one: This is a follow up from the thread 'my willy hurts'

[grandmaster]

When dave said his braking skills where "on the ball" we were not quite sure what he meant
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Yamaha FZR600 '91

[Finglonga]

Police not sure about the new MOT brake testing methods!
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Andy Sez....
F.Y.Y.F.F.

[V twin eater]

Jewish bike copper gets it done the hardcore way.

I will have your nuts for that ticket copper.

The photo before the biker realised he had a fast bike and decided to accidently on purpose, of coarse, slip the front brake a bit.
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---> Hyabusa 1300
---> Intruder 1400
SOON ---> Intruder M1800R

[Johnny GSX-R]

Gripped by the FUZZ

Caught by the short and curleys

[steveh]

"Shit coppers!"










"do you think they saw me?"
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Current : 06 Zx10r, 07 Wr450f SM, 74 850 norton commando, 63 bsa b40, 1962 Triton 650, 67 Triumph Tr6r, 1955 Triton 750, 1978 TY250E.

[Walloper]

Police put their 'Balls on the Line' in an effort to curb Speeding Bikers.
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W-ireless A-rtificial L-ifeform L-imited to O-bservation P-eacekeeping and E-fficient R-epair

[Scouse]

Police officer rushed to casualty after an order of 'the stinger' was misunderstood.

Or

'biker thinking to himself' - I'f I pull this stunt off I'll get a good round of applause, but then even if I dont and I go over I'll still get one. Can't lose.

[map]

In an attempt to cut down on speeding Scottish police test a new generation of sleeping policemen traffic calming measures.
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...and the whirlwind is in the thorn trees, it's hard for thee to kick against the pricks...
Gibbs, what did Duckie look like when he was younger?

[Didge]

Supercop, once again saved the day, useing his balls of steel to stop the nasty man on the motorbike from escaping.

[Akira]

Inventor shows off new theft deterrent, the cop-shaped disklock, but forgets to remove it before riding off.

[Fortuna]

Idiot motorcyclist applies brake instead of throttle.

[Serendipity]

It was while displaying how he could stop a speeding motorcycle with his one, abnormally large testicle that Donald first acquired the nickname PC Plum.
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2016 CBF1000F - Commuter heaven | 1994 CBR600FR - Awaiting defibrillation

[Akira]

Everybody wondered why the copper wasn't scared.....


The answer was obvious...

[_Will_]

Noddy: This ones for you big ears!
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Past -Honda qr50 | 2004 Peugeot Tkr s 50| | 1996 Yamaha XJ600s Diversion|

[jonboy22]

the new sleeping policmen tests got off to a cracking start.
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current bike: GSX-R 750 K6 stolen, found the next day in a van in Durham, returned to me 3 months later costing me my NCB and my excess...
last bike: GSXx-R 600 K4 - written off, now converting to track bike

[_Will_]

[_Will_]

Policeman: My ballsch are made of Gooooooooooooolllllllld.
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Past -Honda qr50 | 2004 Peugeot Tkr s 50| | 1996 Yamaha XJ600s Diversion|

[Jesus_Christ]

"And for my next trick I'll piss an F1 car!"
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If you ate Stephen Hawking, would that count as one of your "five a day" portions?

[_Will_]

Hard riding may result in impotencey
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Past -Honda qr50 | 2004 Peugeot Tkr s 50| | 1996 Yamaha XJ600s Diversion|