Road Rage / fight lol

McGee · O RLY? Joined: 24 Jun 2005 Karma :

I was just out riding when this prick in a gold toyota truck came into my lane with out even a blinky on and he nearly pushed me off the road. I held the horn down till he looked at me and I gave him the one finger salute. The bit that pissed me off was on the prick was on his mobile.

I carried on and got into the parking lot of the mall and he pulled up next to me while I was taking my lid off I didnt even notice. I was just getting ready to walk off when he said something along the lines of "What the hell is your problem"

I just looked at him when *WHACK* he hit me right on the nose and that hurt something special. I landed a few nice punchs to his head Laughing

I even managed to throw him into his truck at one point Laughing

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It went only went on for a bit but it felt like ages lol . Mall security broke us up nothing like having an old fart hold you back Laughing

I am not the type of person who likes to fight but the guy was 36 and its shocking that some on of that age would start a fight Laughing

I did not want to do any thing about it as I felt bad for some strange reason Eh?

and I most probably caused the whole thing by my little escapade.

Best bit was having my mum come to the police station Laughing

it was great the way she was ready to kill some one.

Lesson's learned:

Rednecks hit with out warning Doh!

Only flip off old people and women Mr. Green

Next time leave helmet on Karma

Got to go fill out some crap tomorrow Rolling Eyes

Since moving to this country more things have happened to me in a year than 18 years in the UK Laughing

well living in the second most violent city in NC according to the captain of the local rozzers may have something to do with it.

So come on people ever had a fight over something stupid ?
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Its pronounced Jixxer!

EuropeanNC30R... · Gay Hairdresser Joined: 20 Jun 2002 Karma :

Nice one on getting him back, doing your bit for UK-US relations Laughing

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Bring it, bitch! Twisted Evil

I suppose the lesson to be learnt is kick their wing mirror off instead, and forget going anywhere, just nail it for 20 minutes. Laughing

Sounds like a bit of a psycho, well done for fighting your corner a bit. Thumbs Up

EllioTT_GiXXeR · Could Be A Chat Bot Joined: 02 Oct 2004 Karma :

Hope you kicked the shit out of him, personally he would of had my helmet round the back of his head and thats one reason why i want some carbon fibre gloves.
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McGee · O RLY? Joined: 24 Jun 2005 Karma :

The fight lasted like 3 mins and we hit each other a fair bit, gotta love armour in the arms Laughing

And I had my gloves on Wink

but the carbon fibre is flimsy so it really didnt make a difference.

I got winded and a bloody nose Laughing

strange thing is it bled the min the fighting stopped.

I split his lip (not a lot but enough) and he will have a nice black eye I hope Laughing

It was different lol never had a real one on one fight, last time I had a fight I was jumped by some chav that I hardley knew and he kicked my tooth out Shocked

Oh and the guy kicks like a girl he tried some kung fuu crap and it was like Shocked

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Its pronounced Jixxer!

phantomtek · Lil Joe Tek Joined: 20 May 2005 Karma :

Bet you didn't fight back, I bet you squealed and ran behind the nearest Grandma who beat him down with her purse, then beat you down and bust your nose for copping a feel.

Laughing

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Hahaha gutted McGoo!

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Nb · World Chat Champion Joined: 17 May 2005 Karma :

Least you didnt get stabbed or shot. Thumbs Up

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One word - HEADBUTT Thumbs Up

Marcg868 · World Chat Champion Joined: 20 Jan 2005 Karma :

Not really a fight, but i think ive mentioned it in another thread, had a dissagreement with a BMW driver. Stopped at the lights and get a big thud round my head, and some short fat, small penis'd, suited and booted office prick is mouthing some shit at me, so i just got up and punched him in the mouth a fair few times and he then stumbeled back into his car, and to add insult to his pathtic violence starting he got a nice dint in his door................

One bit of advice for car drivers like that...... DONT fuck with a Scaffolder, how ever small we may look, we're all freakisly strong, and a bit mental in the head. Thumbs Up

And well done McGee
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danzai66 · Scooby Slapper Joined: 24 Oct 2005 Karma :

reading all this i just wonder whether a car driver with a grudge against bikers will just run someone off the road.

i wouldn't put it past some people and it only takes a nudge to do something disasterous....

but then what do you odo? let every knobhead get away with everything??

iron fan strike to the nerve centre at the back of the jaw.

or some brutal elbows....oooh the choices...
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Reevo8 · World Chat Champion Joined: 30 Jun 2004 Karma :

This aint really a fight, more like getting slapped while laughing, but this is how it went down...

I was getting a burger at a local kebab shop a few months back, and was called a cockney wanker on the way out.

I turned to these two lads and said, "Ive lived here most of my life mate, not exactly a cockney" One of the lads stood up and said say that to my face, he was small and I wasnt exactly phased despite being fairly skinny meself.

I said it to his face and then followed my mates out to there car. We got in and the two lads ran across the road shouting abuse. I waited for them to get there and talked to em for a few minutes.

One of them said to me after I had been taking the piss a little "Cmon then ya little cunt you wanna go some" I was only 4 months on the other side of a brain haemorrhage, and so declined.

At which point I got punched in the face while I was strapped into the back of a car. I laughed at him so he copped me a couple more swift blows cutting my lip open. I Was still laughing at him and called him a C*nt, I then slammed the door and pressed the lock down. He yanked the door back open and kicked me in the face 5 or 6 times. As he did this I kept laughing so the next kick was harder and harder and so forth.

Driver drove off finally, and the kiddy booted the door. I was smiling to my surprise and said "Fuck that was rude, that burger cost me £1.30".

The driver and two passngers then informed me that the lock doesnt work on the door! Well thanks for helping me out guys and thanks for driving off after I had been kicked in the face a bit, and not before like I asked.

It wasnt til I got home it began to hurt and I realised Sam doesnt have a glass jaw. Funny story to look back on! Thumbs Up

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Andy C · Tree Seeking Missile Joined: 26 Apr 2005 Karma :

Sh*t thats pritty bad, esp without him argueing first Shocked

How you manage to not drop your helmet?

Well done for going for it though Thumbs Up

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Jack_Cheese · World Chat Champion Joined: 14 Jul 2005 Karma :

I must admit, i've been known to fall into the meniacal laughter when being beaten. It'll scare the shit out of some people, but in the case of my brothers, it just made them hit me harder lol Laughing

McGee - If you recognise the guy's truck, do the honorable thing and fill the fucker with thermite Thumbs Up

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Flip · Super Spammer Joined: 28 Feb 2004 Karma :

Good lad. Nearly twatted someone myself today for stupid road shit. Sorry I didn't now but I have had a few beers. Very Happy

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Oh what a nice read.
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Now be a good boy, don't expect rednecks to treat you like an English gentleman Razz

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Skunkcap Freddie · Brolly Dolly Joined: 20 Oct 2005 Karma :

should of bit his nose off
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