Giving Blood

Suzuki · Roger Joined: 03 May 2005 Karma :

Gave blood today. Think it's my 17th donation, so it's hardly something I'm inexperienced of.

First off when she stabbed my finger she cocked up the bloody dropper thing, so she stabbed me again (apparently the hole had healed over quickly? Confused

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Next, she gets me on the bed and shoves the needle in. This time it hurt a load more than normal, and she said "You OK? I've just punctured one of the valves in your vein. I can feel it twitching." Marvelous!

Finally, when she pulled the needle out, I got a cold sweat and the urge to throw up on her. haha
Apparently I was dehydrated, which caused the feint feeling, dizzyness, clammyness etc.

Anyway, what normally takes 20 minutes took the best part of an hour, and now I feel utterly rubbish.

I just hope it's somebody who really deserves it if my blood is used.
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Wave2k · G's Stalker Joined: 06 Apr 2004 Karma :

sounds like the person who took your blood was a tad shite.
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Suzuki · Roger Joined: 03 May 2005 Karma :

She was a fat bird with bleached hair, enough makeup on to make her face orange with a distinct line around the edge where the makeup stopped, and a really annoying accent.
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Wave2k · G's Stalker Joined: 06 Apr 2004 Karma :

And you let her stab you ?.
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Barry_M2 · World Chat Champion Joined: 09 Sep 2004 Karma :

Suzuki · Roger Joined: 03 May 2005 Karma :

Suzuki · Roger Joined: 03 May 2005 Karma :

Unless for some reason she really does think that her makeup looks good like that? Wink

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queen of string · World Chat Champion Joined: 13 Jul 2005 Karma :

"how hard can that be" ??? Have you ever tried applying the stuff tis well hard to do well. You have to stick pencils in your eyes and all sorts. Very Happy

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impaler · Crazy Courier Joined: 04 Sep 2004 Karma :

If you're concerned about the sickness maybe you should ring the blood donor helpline on 0845 7 711 711.

I know how you feel about the vein valves. When I went to do my bone marrow thingy recently it took them four goes to get a canula in without hitting a valve. That stung. But I did have two nice nurses comforting me while they repeatedly stabbed me, so I can't complain too much Smile

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Andy C · Tree Seeking Missile Joined: 26 Apr 2005 Karma :

well done mate, i wish i could give blood as my accident was a real eye-opener but if you ever recived blood you can never donate...ever. This is because (if you dont know, though you probably do Thumbs Up

) CJD or something.

i hope a test is developed soon as must be a lot of people where their life was save due to other peoples generosity and want to return the favor. Would incase the blood supplies a lot i think Thumbs Up

also glad you go so regurally, so many people who just cant be bothered, wished i had before Thumbs Up

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Suzuki · Roger Joined: 03 May 2005 Karma :

Feeling fine today. Very Happy

Must have just been dehydration (as the fat ugly nurse said it was Wink

) and my arm has stopped hurting too.

I donate 3 to 4 times a year. Hmm... maybe you had some of my blood after your accident! Shocked

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ncrn · World Chat Champion Joined: 24 May 2006 Karma :

well now im old enough to do it im going to, one of my mates goes regularly so im gonna go with him next time he goes.

hope i dont get the same woman she sounds scary.

m99dws · World Chat Champion Joined: 09 Jun 2004 Karma :

Suzuki · Roger Joined: 03 May 2005 Karma :

That's awful! Crying or Very sad

How is she now? Will she always have arthritis or is it something that will get better as she gets older?
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m99dws · World Chat Champion Joined: 09 Jun 2004 Karma :

We took her out of Darlington NHS care and paid for a private consultation at another hospital.
In Darlington, you get a junior to see you, followed by another muppet, then a pediatric consultant, then a GP etc. Each time you have to repeat the same story in broken english so the foreign doctors can understand.

At Middlesbrough, 1 appointment contained a GP, a nurse, a pediatric consultant and child physio. A diagnosis was obtained from all which was conclusive and treatment administered.

It took about 4 months for all the swelling in her hip joints to go with the correct medicine and exercise. Morale of the story, don't ever go to Darlington Memorial Hospital.

In fact, just to reiterate my point about DMH, here's another story:

Back when my wife was 6 weeks pregnant, she was admitted to A&E with severe stomach cramps. She got a cubicle after about half an hour and we gave the info to the nurse. Careful to explain about the pregnancy she made notes and off to fetch a Dr.

In came the junior Dr, about 14 year old and could speak reasonable english. He read the notes made by the nurse and diagnosed menstrual cramps.

My exact words "Are you for real? Can you not read the bit that says 6 weeks pregnant?"

He put down the board and muttered something and off he went. After about 30 mins a nurse came in and had to show a Dr how to take blood. Not inspiring further confidence in the service...

The consultant came in about 4 hours later as my wifes pains worsened. His exact words were "Because of your high temperature you've probably lost this baby, but don't worry you are young enough to have another"

And at that he went.

Needless to say everything that they say we now double check with another Dr.

dainesefreak · World Chat Champion Joined: 04 Apr 2003 Karma :

Aha now I see the thread. Hope you're feeling better mate. Wink