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Phoenix
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PostPosted: 21:11 - 22 Jun 2006    Post subject: What happens when your girlfriend makes some toast.. Reply with quote
Rolling Eyes

I'm sure she'll be along soon with some excuses.

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MRX Steve
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PostPosted: 21:14 - 22 Jun 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote
Laughing Laughing How the hell did she manage that?
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Simple
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PostPosted: 21:14 - 22 Jun 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote
Shifty


easy mistake...to make Whistle


my toaster anyway
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PostPosted: 21:15 - 22 Jun 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote
Looks like she left it on one of the oven rings while it was still on.

Laughing

Oops!
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PostPosted: 21:19 - 22 Jun 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote
Barry_MC21 wrote:
Looks like she left it on one of the oven rings while it was still on.

Laughing

Oops!


Like putting an electric kettle on the gas hob, did she try and put the toaster under the grill Rolling Eyes

I bet that plastic stank a bit Sick
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Simple
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PostPosted: 21:22 - 22 Jun 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote
Whosthedaddy wrote:

I bet that plastic stank a bit Sick



Wreaked! Sick
got quite a cough now Rolling Eyes
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PostPosted: 00:34 - 23 Jun 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote
Did you think you'd give the bike a treat, and feed it toasted petrol? Wink
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PostPosted: 07:22 - 23 Jun 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote
Shocked

And just because it's your toaster simple doesn't mean you can set it on fire. Razz
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Simple
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PostPosted: 09:06 - 23 Jun 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote
Yes it does, until the Royal Society for the Protection of Toasters step in that is... Laughing
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PostPosted: 09:07 - 23 Jun 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote
I did that with a deep fat fryer - put it over oven vent for extraction - didn't realise the heat from the oven was melting the fryer - whoops!!!
S**t happens Smile
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PostPosted: 09:16 - 23 Jun 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote
Phoenix, i think 'Simple' was trying to kill you...........she wanted to know if you could live upto your name and raise from the ashes.
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garth
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PostPosted: 09:41 - 23 Jun 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote
I dropped a packet of smints in our toaster once.

Next person that used it had a blue minty plastic mess Thumbs Up
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PostPosted: 11:52 - 23 Jun 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote
You think a toaster is bad? This week Annabella destroyed our garage door! Laughing
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PostPosted: 11:59 - 23 Jun 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote
More proof why woman are the lesser race Mr. Green

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PostPosted: 12:01 - 23 Jun 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote
Johnny GSX-R wrote:
Phoenix, i think 'Simple' was trying to kill you.....

I would have thought that depends on his life insurance policy? Wink Very Happy
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Simple
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PostPosted: 12:09 - 23 Jun 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote
bah, he's not insured yet, More Than's pet insurance policy wouldn't cover the loss of life of a primate...

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PostPosted: 17:47 - 23 Jun 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote
Suzuki wrote:
This week Annabella destroyed our garage door! Laughing



I really didn't.

The wire broke on it whilst I was wheeling Jon's stupid fat yellow bike out of the way so I could get mine out.



Simple - that's a nice mess Thumbs Up
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PostPosted: 18:46 - 23 Jun 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote
How was the toast?
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Simple
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PostPosted: 19:00 - 23 Jun 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote
palmer wrote:
How was the toast?


toast was good, ate toast, came back to kitchen...what's that smell?... o shit!
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PostPosted: 21:37 - 23 Jun 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote
PMSL! Laughing Laughing

was you trying to speed it up abit by putting the toaster on the cooker ring? Mr. Green
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Phoenix
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PostPosted: 22:19 - 23 Jun 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote
Johnny GSX-R wrote:
Phoenix, i think 'Simple' was trying to kill you...........she wanted to know if you could live upto your name and raise from the ashes.


I was in London at the time, so unless she planned on smacking me round the head with it when I got home... I think the fumes did more to her than they did me!
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Johnny GSX-R
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PostPosted: 22:22 - 23 Jun 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote
Annabella wrote:
Suzuki wrote:
This week Annabella destroyed our garage door! Laughing



I really didn't.

The wire broke on it whilst I was wheeling Jon's stupid fat yellow bike out of the way so I could get mine out.



Simple - that's a nice mess Thumbs Up


Love the description of the 'Fat Yellow Bike' LOL Typical fem kinda description roflmao Karma Mr. Green Karma
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